I’m going to watch a Dodgers game and I hadn’t been in a while so I had to find a clear bag to bring into the stadium.

I’m pen pen tho

I started Off Campus.

The Lost Boys (1987) directed by Joel Schumacher. The Phantom of the Opera (2004) directed by Joel Schumacher. Patrick Wilson is Joel’s first cast as Raoul. Patrick Wilson produces The Lost Boys Musical (2026) What I’m saying is THIS *points to myself* is all Joel Schumacher’s fault.

Hold up being summoned.

The three genders (nonbuynary)

New pose just dropped for trios.

Heck of a cat name

This film was made on a $750,000 budget. It grossed $210million. If they gave all 143 individuals credited as cast and crew $500k bonuses, they'd still be left with just over $138million. It's pure greed.

Nothing has validated me more lately than a sushi omakase following me on Instagram.

I just had the wildest idea

Fish treat time

Why is Repo! The Genetic Opera so high quality on Tubi? Listen, I was looking for Phantom of the Opera (2004). This is both for research. stop judging me.

UMBERT ACTUALLY! EP 4!!! The Anime industry has a BIG problem! #UmbertActually #UnionYaoi #MistermanGuyfella #Jellybox #IndieAnimation #Anime

WE PARKED IN THE POOCHIE LOT

good morning

would howl rip one like this or like this

give me the glass rat.

Sewing. Bye.

peter jacksons lord of the rings films were praised for their amazing digital serkis

congrats to all who worked on The Amazing Digital Circus 🎪 I like teeth guy.

drag queen on drag race: My dad passed away and it’s been really hard. RuPaul: Today, you’ll be making over dads who are still alive sis.

i'm sorry but the entire time reckless ben is getting arrested i can't help but feel like we're all the fat cat in the background just watching this shit go down

Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026

RIP Marjane Satrapi (1969-2026)

happy pride to the best simpsons joke

Backrooms (2026)

Bumoto ako.

now and forever

Pokemon GOTH and Pokemon EMO coming 2028

Amazing time to be a furniture store right now.

Sorry fam, I’m just built different.

POV YOURE BREAD

Me right now, thinking about the omakase I just had.

The key to a long and happy marriage is executive decision making.

Logging back in to say HAPPY FUCKIN ANNIVERSARY TO MY HOT WIFE @chelccruzy.bsky.social!! Today marks 10 years since our first date and tomorrow will be 5 years married love this dork, this nerd, this goof-ass weirdo

happy anniversary to my handsome dude @sean8urson.bsky.social we’ve been together for 10 years and we should keep doing whatever this is.

Being a writer is writing a full outline then discussing it with your husband and deciding to write a whole new outline. I’m never finishing this thing.

What a man. A dragon-man.

This needs to be said. Again.

I performed at UCB for the very first time today. My eye also has perfect comedic timing because I had a stye that opened before hitting the stage.

Locked in. Trying to find the boi.

Being a stand up comedian is losing followers every time I say I don’t like AI flyers. Which is fine. Fuck em’

ya girl is getting booked for shows so if you want to show support or see where I’m yapping next follow me on instagram @chelccruzy I cannot express enough how bad I am at being my own manager.

This is why he was suspended.

my husband was suspended from Bluesky

god damn that Daredevil finale was fuckin fantastic I love dardevil charlie cox, I love daredevilllll