happy little coffee boy

Not too late to hire me as Chibi Moon at Universal Fan Fest Nights. She’ll be buff as shit with tattoos but that’s fine. Different kind of gun.

This really is a cruel angel’s thesis.

I have finally cracked the code in branding myself as a comedian. I’ll only where this suit when I’m performing for the rest of my life and then you can bury me in it.

Dogs are weird because sometimes they can be service animals and sometimes they need to sit next to their emotional support bicycle their parents are trying to sell.

Influencers are so bad at reading copy outloud.

AND I DID

Saw Speed Racer in IMAX (it fucking RULED) and Emile Hirsch came out in costume and presented the movie and then after it was done, the lights came up and HE WAS SITTING BEHIND CHELSEA AND I THE WHOLE TIME HE SAW US CRY AND CHEER

SEAN AND I SAT IN FRONT OF EMILE HIRSCH DURING THE SCREENING AND HE PROBABLY SAW ME CLAPPING AND CRYING DURING THE MOVIE.

Wow, after all this time. Sheesh.

You’re telling me I have to write and perform more to get better in my creative field. damn.

coyote! watch for a surprise

Put on a Coachella stream. Close the chat because of racism. Friday night bay beeeeeeeee.

They’re the same picture.

UMBERT ACTUALLY! EPISODE 2!!! What ever happened to Club Penguin?! #UmbertActually #UnionYaoi #MistermanGuyfella #Jellybox #IndieAnimation

At least Glitch made up for not having enough screenings. Warner Bros told me to go fuck myself.

Anyways I was able to get tickets.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

I just want a new bass guitar.

Love low poly pigeon

Me thinking about the theme park trips I have lined up.

Who released my headshot

Bought this bike for work, ended up not being able to bike for various reasons (including breaking my arm) and now my new work is too far to bike! Nothing wrong with the bike, I used it maybe 5 times, just don't need it now!

fuckass bird literally doing this

A comedian was talking about gooning and in my riff I said “I thought a goon was someone who worked for the Joker.” No one laughed.

Need a laugh? Search Maned Wolf. You’re welcome 🐺

Looking for artists to help with some low poly horror vis dev! Think Crow Country or Plastiboo creepy bio-mechanical type stuff.

My stupid husband told me I looked like the hamburglar today.

“Chuck! It's your cousin, Marvin. Marvin Teriyaki. You know that new sound you lookin' for!? Well, Listen to THIS!”

I got a haircut.

Shorts!

Season 2 Episode 39 - Frame 387 out of 2584

[Werner Herzog voice] "and what exactly is it that has made this gear guilty?"

How can I make 21’s outfit cowl part but cute?

This dude’s definitely eating Cadbury crème eggs and peeps all weekend.

Stop! I’m just a pretty girl with no money.

Girl same.

tired of visibility how about a single day where we stop legislating trans ppl out of public life

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

I’m well aware of comedians and bookers promoting shows with AI generated flyers and posts. I’m given 5min a show to make jokes on how dumb I can be but at least I’m not as dumb as them.

DID YOU? DID YOU KNOW?

Yes, I’ll take the gritty Vegeta soap that smells like prince’s pride. Whatever that may be.

My boy is out here training for ska.

no seriously, the whole shack shimmies, your honor

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Now imagine my tiny ass talking to Glen Powell.

ONLY NOW DO I REALIZE THAT THE SONG THIS PHOTOGRAPH IS PROOF IS IN SPIDER-MAN 2 BECAUSE WE NEED PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN