I have seen my least favorite billboard today.

It’s Rita adoption anniversary! We’ve had her for 6 years!!! She got a fish skin treat :)

“Hey, can you take a vertical picture of our new croissant cookie?” “Yeah, sure, of course.”

If James Cameron can make 3 movies about his OC’s and how hot they are so can you 🫵

I’m a comedian so this is good.

Would be wild if Domino’s had a Domino’s Wrapped.

I play a hip new instrument.

What are we doing?

Not too late to cast me as a super mutant in Fallout.

I have been chosen.

Me one more sleep before Christmas.

Hoping Crash and Parappa bring you everything you asked for 🎁

SOMEBODY BETTER FUCKING CHEESE THESE MEECE 🔫

When @sean8urson.bsky.social went back to work after breaking his arm.

Thoughts?

[Dark Souls graphic] E G G N O G G E D

via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon

I’m not for everyone I’m—

Old Simpsons. Kings of "Going for the bit". This has stuck with me for ages. I play RPGs, and when friends watch on Discord, i still type "You have selected : POWER DRIVE"

When I see any dog.

Cool menorah idea

You know when you kinda look like Snoopy.

The bonus I wanted vs the one I got.

Me when I try to catch a butterfly.

walkin’ around photos from SF and Seattle.

Now that’s my dawg

I’m really good at taking photos

Calamari tonight

every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different

[builds up phlegm] Hhhhhhanukkah

Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it

Is this Katamari?

never felt so seen.

Martha May Whovier was 48. You still have so much to live for.

Finally good news today.

This isn’t the carousel of progress I want to be on.

The CMO of OpenAI wrote a LinkedIn post about comparing this deal between Disney and OpenAI to when silent films started having sound. Sound was an additional level of story telling and added another experience to film and tv. AI generates slop and steals art from artists. So…they’re different.

I’m a good drawer.

Every time a popular band sells out tickets within minutes my brain is like: “How come I didn’t get tickets?” “Aw man I thought I’d get tickets.” “Surely we don’t all love Gorillaz.” It’s that optimism that believes I don’t have to set 50 alarms for tickets that drop at 10am on a Wednesday.

A trindade da liga da justiça

DO IT THE OLD FASHION WAY WITH QUIJA BOARDS YOU COWARDS

These are my little Dvärgtall.

Just a girlie at the gym listening to My Last Stand from Tekken 8.