cyclospora can be spread via produce such as vegetables, making mitch mcconnell more dangerous than ever

Really old Ultraman doodles that I still find relatable 💀

played mk8 for 4½ hours and now i have blisters :( i am gourd's strongest soldier

turning into the dad from big fat greek wedding with his windex except it's a sprinkle jar of adobo seco

コイルとワドルドゥ

夏のカサパホーマー

our old man (18½ years old!) has to get daily subcutaneous fluid for his kidney disease and a round of laser treatments for his joints, and he had his first session of both today and he was such a trooper 😭

Every time I hear about a new pitcher for the Nationals, I wonder if the Nationals pitching staff is the new landing spot for the federal witness protection program.

'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Bullpen Where This Regularly Happens

this is pure wisdom. never happier than when i'm just a guy banging on some drums, or sipping a nice lemonade. just living, no plot whatsoever

Timeline cleanse: You're watching Mei & Kira, two sea otters (Enhydra lutris) at the Toba Aquarium in Japan, help clean the pool area after playtime. The reward is an ice treat. Enrichment activities like this promote mental wellness. Let's talk about the SUCCESS of sea otter conservation.

had a good talk with mcconnell today. he told me: “This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within.” and i said totally man feel better soon and then he had to hang up.

some recent b&w that i loved

shmup husband & solitaire they/them wife

they're both short bald man who pull

Update! Godzilla may or may not be 3 Minilla’s in a suit in Minus Zero

Ya ever think about how Dartrix looks just like Alan Cumming in 2011

can't wait to see dune 3: twink death

Hedorah

we! need! men! making! dick! sucking! noises! on! commentary!

thank you for the Ts & Ps, she has returned in one piece and is healthy and "could stand to lose a half pound" but who amongst us, amirite

Went to see the bats at #YoloBypass yesterday at sunset and got some good pics, including of a Swainson's hawk hunting them. Here are a few pics.

being a Gizz fan is truly never boring

prayers up for nyx who is suffering more than any other cat has ever suffered in all of cat history bc we love her and are taking her in for her annual checkup.

Here lie the Orioles. They never scored.

Pokemon Legends Arceus #Pokemon

i don't want to be working, i want to be hanging out with a green heron

LEVEL 5 LEVEL 5 LEVEL 5 🛸

almost halfway there to the minimum i need to be making to cover insurance!!!! please keep spreading the word!!! also: remember, just ONE dollar a month helps so much, AND you'll still get a shout-out in the credits of the next video!

Just a little chew on a Shizuma Drive core would fix me

I mean, it took me less than 15 minutes...

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love as hunger, hunger as a driving force for life #queerart #queerartist #nonbinaryartist #transartist

A Green Heron goes into maximum neck mode to grab a tadpole and then resets into minimum neck mode after the snack was acquired.

fox news using the brugge bell tower and not the mannekin pis, ABSOLUTE COWARDS

JAMES FUCKIN' WOOD!!!!!!!!! ⚾🧨

finally catching up on the vampire lestat, i missed my dumb vampire yaoi so much, they're so all fucking stupid

i put the kenan and kel theme song over the intro to mad men

the beautiful game...

alright, friends, how are we alphabetizing records for musical acts with names that are Name + Band (e.g., nick cave & the bad seeds)? organizing my vinyl today and can't decide.

i can't get past the "a for effort" rhythm heaven groove level 6 minigame because i keep nearly pissing myself laughing every time i hit the targets, this game was specifically made for me and my sense of humor

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

Please enjoy this wholesome moment of Randy Johnson rocking his new grandson at the Diamondbacks game tonight