had a major sob fest a few nights ago because i noticed mold growing on my orchid’s roots and i was like “well i fucking ruined something else good in my life, as usual. forever destroying everything i touch.” stopped myself halfway through this breakdown and said “no, i can fix this, i can.”

Kenny champ, Hangman back. Jack Perry re-signed. Bucks on perpetual vacation. the Elite will always win

swerve had betrayed people, kidnapped people, broken into other people’s homes, done so many horrible things, and no one made him answer for it or met him at his level the way hangman did. truly matching each other’s freak. it makes my head spin thinking about it.

But something incredible happened: Hangman found a way to be content. He was having GREAT matches, conditioned his curls like never before, got a little bit of a tummy, talked to the crowd wearing butterfly jeans and a pink Dolly Parton tee In his lane, moisturized, thriving. Content in his spot

The wait is over. #aew

my coworker is at a local craft fair and i asked if anyone is selling candles. she said “i already bought one for you, i know how you are with candles” 😭 to be known is to be loved

i got four hours of sleep, my eyes popped open and i felt a surge of adrenaline and JOY. TODAY IS THE DAYYYYY!!!! CLOWNS NO MORE!!!

The season finale : Daily I miss Hangman post.

typical yuta behaviour not sure what you expected tbh

coming back damn near a year after he won the world title….oh he’s disgusting

You thought we were bad before, we are about to become ✨️insufferable✨️ Mute accordingly, as desired.

tonight my boss told us that a beloved coworker is coming back tomorrow and it was like christmas in that restaurant. “i wanted to surprise everyone but, tommy is here tomorrow.” we SHRIEKED. it would’ve been too much of a jump scare for all of us to walk in and see him unexpectedly.

“Verify your age” motherfucker it’s on Wikipedia

I couldn’t lie about my age even if I wanted to, there’s literally footage of me celebrating my eighth birthday on the set of Matilda in 1995

just watched a movie trailer where someone lit a joint by putting it between their lips like it was a cigarette, and it was extremely offensive to see as i was in the middle of smoking a joint.

cried my stupid little eyes out at work seeing this.

Highlights of drunk Thekla on commentary during AEW Beach Break

@allelitewrestling.com pls run PNC Bank Arts Center in NJ for the next Beach Break. I swear we can achieve the same vibes (minus the beach but it’s close enough the shore) 🙏🏾

me, to the cat: mama’s gonna take two fiber gummies today instead of her usual one! really living it up in here. sushi: 😐😑😐 me: okay well you’re my best friend, so who else am i gonna give these crucial updates to?

MAYOR MAMDANI HELP

Chuck Taylor was immediately handed a creative role after this post (I assume) and his impact has been felt

Glory be ♎ #AEWDynasty / Kenny Omega

Thekla is a wholesome icon, because she knows you can only truly motorboat your friends 🥰 #AEW

Thunder Rosa Watercolor on paper Signed prints available now! shopaew.com/en-us/collec... #aew #art #painting #prowrestling #watercolor #wrestling

i just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell and he told me he wants to ban online sports betting as soon as he's back at work

Slutty Kenny wearing a tube top 🤼 #AEW

happy one year anniversary to the time my boss and i shared a 500mg edible at work and i was fighting for my life, was convinced i’d taken the forever weed, and was still high well into the next day.

I feel like I need to remind people that part of the original me too movement was to emphasize the simple fact that most women, at some point in their lives, have been the victim of sexual harassment, assault, rape or other types of gender-based violence. Hence, the “me too” part.

Daily I miss Hangman post.

Kenny is just like me fr because i, too, would put my cat on my merch (and make her look sooo cool with little lightning bolts)

shopaew.com/en-us/produc... Dude. Awesome. #AEW #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky

AEW Dynamite: [ABSOLUTE NUCLEAR DESTRUCTIVE CHAOS ALL OVER THE PLACE] Hangman Adam Page at home: [vacuuming the rug, watering the plants, sipping a drink while reading that summer book he's always been meaning to start, playing Solitaire on Windows 95] #AEW #AEWDynamite #BeachBreak #WrestleSky 🤼

"No matter how hard everything is, you FINISH THE RACE!" EXCLUSIVE: NEW AEW World Champion Kenny Omega already knows the type of champion he's going to be!

Remember that Kenny won his first world title in AEW by hitting Mox with the belt. UGHHHHH The storytelling!!! I’m so happy! #AEWBeachBreak

KENNY OMEGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KENNY OMEGA IS THE AEW MEN'S WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!! THE GOD OF PRO WRESTLING, THE BEST BOUT MACHINE, THE CLEANER, THE GENIUS, AND NEW.... 2X AEW WORLD CHAMPION LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO #AEWDynamite

I feel 100% sure that Kenny is about to retire but also 100% sure he is about to win. I am a disaster #aewbeachbreak

aew men’s world champion jack perry does have a nice ring to it, i must say. i would like to see it.

"is there anybody cooler than andrade el idolo" YES EVERYONE TONY.. HES WEARING EIGHT LAYERS

i’m laughing so hard this shit is too funny

uhhhh no fucking way.

ITS FULL BUSH SUMMER 🌈👯‍♀️🌲

Kenny stop saying shit like that or I’m kicking your ass

Renee is hot as fuck

Gay paranormal dog men have been released. Look at my dogs #artfight2026 artfight.net/~Coyoteprinc...

a friend just reminded me of a guy we used to work with who was an absolute himbo. he was the owner’s nephew and would just hang around for no reason. one day he asked if anyone could give him a ride to the gym because he “lost” his car. i said “tommy how do you lose a car.” “i dunno, it’s gone.”

Please be the last one 🙏