Highlights of drunk Thekla on commentary during AEW Beach Break

@allelitewrestling.com pls run PNC Bank Arts Center in NJ for the next Beach Break. I swear we can achieve the same vibes (minus the beach but it’s close enough the shore) 🙏🏾

me, to the cat: mama’s gonna take two fiber gummies today instead of her usual one! really living it up in here. sushi: 😐😑😐 me: okay well you’re my best friend, so who else am i gonna give these crucial updates to?

MAYOR MAMDANI HELP

Chuck Taylor was immediately handed a creative role after this post (I assume) and his impact has been felt

Glory be ♎ #AEWDynasty / Kenny Omega

Thekla is a wholesome icon, because she knows you can only truly motorboat your friends 🥰 #AEW

Thunder Rosa Watercolor on paper Signed prints available now! shopaew.com/en-us/collec... #aew #art #painting #prowrestling #watercolor #wrestling

i just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell and he told me he wants to ban online sports betting as soon as he's back at work

Slutty Kenny wearing a tube top 🤼 #AEW

happy one year anniversary to the time my boss and i shared a 500mg edible at work and i was fighting for my life, was convinced i’d taken the forever weed, and was still high well into the next day.

I feel like I need to remind people that part of the original me too movement was to emphasize the simple fact that most women, at some point in their lives, have been the victim of sexual harassment, assault, rape or other types of gender-based violence. Hence, the “me too” part.

Daily I miss Hangman post.

Kenny is just like me fr because i, too, would put my cat on my merch (and make her look sooo cool with little lightning bolts)

shopaew.com/en-us/produc... Dude. Awesome. #AEW #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky

AEW Dynamite: [ABSOLUTE NUCLEAR DESTRUCTIVE CHAOS ALL OVER THE PLACE] Hangman Adam Page at home: [vacuuming the rug, watering the plants, sipping a drink while reading that summer book he's always been meaning to start, playing Solitaire on Windows 95] #AEW #AEWDynamite #BeachBreak #WrestleSky 🤼

"No matter how hard everything is, you FINISH THE RACE!" EXCLUSIVE: NEW AEW World Champion Kenny Omega already knows the type of champion he's going to be!

Remember that Kenny won his first world title in AEW by hitting Mox with the belt. UGHHHHH The storytelling!!! I’m so happy! #AEWBeachBreak

KENNY OMEGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KENNY OMEGA IS THE AEW MEN'S WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!! THE GOD OF PRO WRESTLING, THE BEST BOUT MACHINE, THE CLEANER, THE GENIUS, AND NEW.... 2X AEW WORLD CHAMPION LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO #AEWDynamite

I feel 100% sure that Kenny is about to retire but also 100% sure he is about to win. I am a disaster #aewbeachbreak

aew men’s world champion jack perry does have a nice ring to it, i must say. i would like to see it.

"is there anybody cooler than andrade el idolo" YES EVERYONE TONY.. HES WEARING EIGHT LAYERS

i’m laughing so hard this shit is too funny

uhhhh no fucking way.

ITS FULL BUSH SUMMER 🌈👯‍♀️🌲

Kenny stop saying shit like that or I’m kicking your ass

Renee is hot as fuck

Gay paranormal dog men have been released. Look at my dogs #artfight2026 artfight.net/~Coyoteprinc...

a friend just reminded me of a guy we used to work with who was an absolute himbo. he was the owner’s nephew and would just hang around for no reason. one day he asked if anyone could give him a ride to the gym because he “lost” his car. i said “tommy how do you lose a car.” “i dunno, it’s gone.”

Please be the last one 🙏

i think this person really liked our flounder.

not a hangman shirt but make no mistake, i am here and ready to fucking CLOWN on this beautiful wednesday.

The best part of those cheese snack mixes is the rye bread chips and I will die on that hill

Dear @allelitewrestling.com, The Casino Gauntlet sure would be the perfect opportunity to bring @nylarosebeast.bsky.social back to @aewontv.bsky.social. You've got two singles & the tag championships she can go after. Nyla & Stat would be a dope team. "The Cosmic Beasts" has a nice ring to it.

whenever my office job really gets on my nerves, I tell myself i can quit and work more days at the restaurant and be fine; my bosses there would give me whatever i want because they’re both extremely anxious i’m going to quit because of Toxic Coworker Drama.

THE ACKROOMS

This is the closest AEW is ever gonna get to Divorce Court and I'm 100% here for it.

“i’ve always loved the idea of heel adam page.” “oh, me too.” this interview is 10 years old, but he talks about how, the first time he was able to be a heel, it felt so natural and comfortable and how he really enjoyed it. let him be a heel!!

was trying to think of tweet that was stuck in my head from hearing country roads a lot recently….

blep, but like, make it sexy

They really think he invented the Chicago flag.

remember when afroman sang that he couldn’t eat out his girlfriend because he was high? skill issue!

me, seeing the choking and whipping: oh yeah, i’m hard as a rock. me, seeing jj come out: never mind.

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

once again reminding folks that police commit violence against women at a higher rate than the general population.