one of the cooks made me angel hair with broccoli and garlic and it was the best thing i’ve eaten in days because i could tell he made it with love

speedball doing a bit of a slutty lil pin

I genuinely hate him so much

My favorite thing about Mercedes Moné is that she’ll get comments like “come back to WWE Sasha!” And she’ll be like “who the fuck is Sasha?”

i’m going to beat his ass for real 😑 STOP PLAYING GAMES!!!

her emotional support loose piece of fur that she will NOT let me brush off of her nose.

This was my heated rivalry

i worked 20 hours in two days and am running on four hours of sleep, but i FINISHED!!! 664 items packed and shipped. mrs obama, it’s been a fucking honor 🫡

was at the office from 10:30am-3:30pm, went to my restaurant job from 5pm-10pm, then back to the office from 10:30pm-3:30am. my back is SHOT and i still have so much shit left to do.

checked to see how much i need to get done in the office this week. oh, just 577 things to ship. by wednesday. on top of having to work at the restaurant at night. brother, just fucking pull the trigger.

chest heaving is like one of my favorite wrestling moves

i need to smoke with marina shafir. i’m being SO serious; i NEED it.

i was sitting in the car waiting for the rain to stop and i almost fell asleep listening to it

absolutely incredible thing to post for mother's day

I'm gonna say it. I don't think Pamela Voorhees was a very responsible mother and that she could have handled her grief at the loss of Jason in a somewhat healthier manner.

chastised for eating spider webs (and spiders) from under the baseboard heaters, then trying to kiss me with spider legs around her mouth.

my best friend one time asked why hangman was “heaving” after doing a move and i was like girl you see how much titty he’s carrying? it’s the only way he can breathe around those things.

hwat?

This edit goes SUPER fucking hard.

pleasantly high and watching Crypt Keeper compilations on youtube (my actual favorite activity). god i love this fucking guy. the first panic attack i ever had as a child was after watching an episode of tales from the crypt.

Mr. Strickland. Sir. 🔥

a guy was driving so far up my ass he might as well have been riding shotgun in my car, and it pissed me off so much i started driving WELL under the speed limit. oh speed limit’s 30? congrats, now it’s 15. now everybody’s mad. FUCK you

i asked what the hell she was doing by my Dunkin’ bag and she quickly started to sniff the chair instead, trying to make me believe that was all she was interested in and the Dunkin’ just HAPPENED to be there. ma’am i’ve known you for 7 years now; i’m well-versed in all your ruses.

“ where did that bruise come from- holy shit my arm is looking BEEFY i really am going to have a Hunk Summer if i stick to these arm workouts.”

me: spends over $100 on a really nice bed for my cat sushi: mmMm plastic BAG 💕 ❣️🏳️‍🌈💖

just inhaled a sandwich in the 15 minutes i have between jobs and i need to say god BLESS the wawa employee who made that blt because that bacon was crispy as hell and i actually feel rejuvenated and ready to get my ass rocked at the restaurant tonight 🫡

can’t believe that we all now accept “Bang Bang Gang” as a completely normal faction name

OWEN HART: Today is Owen Hart's birthday! One of the best wrestlers of his generation, the perfect foil for his brother Bret, and the *true* inventor of the Sharpshooter (IFYKYK). #wrestlingart 🤼

So uh… don’t get mad. Don’t write in the papers that I got mad…

i love the little moments where hangman seems to be making an effort to rein in his temper. getting elbowed in the face pisses him off, but he doesn’t let himself react or be goaded into blindly striking back.

the beautiful birthday gorl 🥳🎂

New Jack Perry reaction meme just dropped.

GUNS UP

A "human centipede suplex situation." #AEWCollision

“and if you don’t like that……fuck you” made me BARK laugh and clap like a seal, oh my god. also, jack, beloved, why are you trying to read on that bumpy ass bus?

a straight woman, you say

oh hello Matt Jackson and why are you so tiny even!!

Weekly "Come home, Hangman" post:

Melissa Barrera Thinks the Cast of 'Scream 7' Are Scabs

today i had to lock in at the office in a way i haven’t needed to do in weeks and it was both mentally and physically painful. my brain is too broken for this.

Here is the isolated CM Punk question/Eddie Kingston "LET ME TASTE IF THERE'S PUSSY IN YOUR FUCKING BLOOD" clip from 27:30 of the YouTube video linked in the quoted skeet. Go watch the whole thing, though! The panel went very well from what I've watched so far.

Brody King telling the President to go fuck himself >>> #AEW #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️

last night i worked out so i’m trying to do the second part of this tonight, but i keep thinking about how beautiful the casper (1995) soundtrack is and i get too emotional to hit play on the movie.

DAY 6: Unlikely Team Up Not a team up so much as an unlikely encounter... RIP Kyle. #hellaweenweek #hellaween

I’M GONNA FROW UP!!!

i MISS HIM

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