Andy and Kyle make it a five-run inning!

Will Smith was hit by a pitch and somehow his opposing catcher, Logan O'Hoppe, took the worst of it as the ball ricocheted off his ... you know.

“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”

Stop calling the leisured provincial gentry "working class"

I’m trying to imagine any Republican governor in America doing the equivalent of what Jared Polis just did. This is why Democrats lose.

me after I sow:

Yes, the cashier should be able to afford rent, groceries, and healthcare with their one paycheck. And the janitor. And the waitress. And the fry cook. And the teacher.

1 start for Blake Snell and he’s back on the IL with another injury. We’re so back.

"I was aiding Ross with streams before Adin Ross had ever streamed" drake is not a serious person

The funniest Drake lyric is from Popping Bottles, when he’s like “probation is a bitch but going back is not an option,” and I’m always like he means going back in his house, right? To watch tv?

"suspicious minds" is still such a banger, but lol you were definitely cheating on that girl, elvis

Shohei Ohtani has a 0.82 ERA That’s the second-lowest by a Dodgers pitcher in his first seven starts of a season since ER official in the NL (1912), behind only: 1981 Fernando Valenzuela: 0.29

incredibly depressing that the reimposition of jim crow districts across the entire south is getting nothing more than generic horse race coverage

What if they put Carl and Lindsay on the same season of The Traitors Truly a dynamic no one would be able to figure out

“does that make you a cuck?” #WWHL

christie's restaurant sign, houston, texas, 1983

Twitter buries anything you post with a link in it. Even if it wasn’t a fascist hell site for extremely divorced men and incels: why would *any* journalist posting links to their work think that place is *good* for business?

Low information voters threw the lever for Trump in 2024 because they thought they were getting the 2019 economy again and not the 2020 economy but we're not allowed to call them stupid and evil for this, because in some fantasy world they care deeply what Democrats think of them.

Dodgers Pride Night is June 5 against the Angels, and they are putting up a permanent display in the centerfield plaza at Dodger Stadium honoring Glenn Burke and Billy Bean

THIS is the level of urgency & regard I want for every single American testing positive with the hantavirus

We mourn the passing of René Cárdenas, who in 1958 with the Dodgers became the first full-time Spanish-language broadcaster in MLB history and would ultimately spend 21 years behind the mic for Los Angeles. We send our condolences to his loved ones.

Instead of wearing pink on Mother’s Day I think male athletes should just respect women year-round. It’s not that hard!

"cardi why are you with that man girl get upppp" - me for almost a decade now

i never really bought into the whole 'these fucks are a death cult' narrative but these fucks are a death cult

im not opposed to being crossfaded, but it wasnt premeditated

going to see a dodgers game for the first time at the end of the month and we got seats next to the bullpen ahhhhhh

sign o the times

A Michigan town board and its planning commission both rejected the largest data center in the state. Now it's being built anyway. In Saline Township, Michigan, a giant $16 billion OpenAI-Oracle data center was deeply unpopular, but that ultimately didn't matter. /1

linking your spotify to your discord is the modern version of having audioscrobble linked to your livejournal

I continue to think that "backlash politics" is the wrong frame. There has been a counter-revolution against the Black freedom movement for generations. It is a FRONTLASH and I think that not thinking of it this way has done a real disservice. It's been PERMANENT WAR.

Jane Fonda says that Ted Turner was the nicest to her of all her husbands and that is enough for me.

me, talking about a coworker: yeah shes nice, but some of her beliefs are a little weird my friend: oh? i dont think shes ever talked to me about her... beliefs me: what? oh, no, not those beliefs! she believes richard III had nothing to do with his nephews deaths

RT @DodgerInsider: Hyeseong Kim's first triple of the season leads to Alex Freeland's RBI single. It's 11-1 Dodgers in the seventh.

First career three-homer game for Andy!

mia with the oblig, "smile for me daddy" as soon as theres a grill in the vicinity iktr #summerhouse

amanda is doing waayyy too much #summerhouse

Look, Ted Turner was an enemy of Vince McMahon. That’s worth something in my book.

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

many mysteries

did Giuliani die or did no one in media ask for an update

It was a simple life.

atp ive given up on ever being warm again. seasonal depression but make it year round

Anok Yai in Balenciaga! It’s the DETAIL. Look at the makeup! #MetGala

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

me, adding chia seeds to my smoothie: am i... better than everybody?

[Enter Petruchio, Kate, Bianca]

people all over the world starting to understand how it is possible to bankrupt a casino