Just saw a photo of Sam Reid before he played Lestat, with short hair and normal people clothes. We need to immediately pass a law banning that man from cutting his hair or letting any straight man dress him. This is a matter of national security.

sometimes you have to listen to "you worry me" by nathaniel rateliff & the night sweats on repeat

any conversation with a sibling that starts, "you cannot tell mom or dad because i think they might stroke out" is either gonna hilarious or deeply worrying

finally hoooome. im tired af

How shallow must your ideas be to alarm(!!) people in finance? What the hell are they suggesting?!

I wouldn't kill a man for the United States, but I'd kill a man for a Fruitopia.

can't walk down the stairs at union station without thinking of the untouchables

lmao couldnt see any fireworks through the fog this is too on point

Fair is foul, and foul is fair, Hover through the fog and filthy air.

now say a player didn't want to wear the fourth of july hat. that would be perfectly fine right????

Sometimes if people want to get hit by lightning you just let them

we watched the whole season. kimi and mark are big hits with my friends

nobody could decide what to watch so im introducing my friends to ladies of london: the new reign

made it to Chicago!

Sorting through clothes is so awesome. Yeah I wore this shirt to a job interview with a guy who got canceled at a publication that doesn't exist anymore

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

THE VATICAN IS CALLING IT A SCHISM I REPEAT HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SCHISM

once again dragggging to get anything done even though it's for something ive been looking forward to. depression is such a lil bitch.

it feels like friday bc im off the rest of the week, but it's actually wednesday, so no new love island usa :(

dropped my hyeseong kim pfp because i am posting way more about reality tv than baseball rn

if a sentence begins with 'i just think it's funny how' you are about to hear the least funny most accusatory thing of all time

this is a renaissance painting to me #loveislandusa

People keep saying that Aniya was suffocating, KC and blah blah... I'm sorry, was KC trapped? Could he not have said, "no, this isn't for me?" Please stop making excuses for men who exhibit bad behaviors. #LoveIslandUSA

Kayda, please leave Zach. Please! #LoveIslandUSA

C’mon America. We can pull together and vote out KC, Sincere and Zach one by one. #LoveIslandUSA

it's "awww" because she didn't insult KC during the clip, zach! you fucking red pilled ass, sorry ass, misogynistic ass motherfucker #loveislandusa

yessss titi get their asses #loveislandusa

YES THE "ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID" COVER FROM HEATED RIVALRY #loveislandusa

man the pope hates invoking the nicene creed is crazy work lmao fuck off

big year for carls on reality tv #summerhouse #loveislandusa

also ian mentioning baseball as one of the good things america has done iktr #loveislandusa

kayda, babe, at least kenzie was honest... unlike your man #loveislandusa

once again #loveislandusa

lmao i bet the producers were like, "carl pls act like you want to explore" and he was like, "yep, sure will" and then proceeded to lock in on his girl #loveislandusa

choosing to believe they started the recap with "shout out to my ex" by little mix bc zach is a 1D fan and he is about to get dumped by kayda #loveislandusa

just got a voice note that started, "i know you wont tell anyone about this bc you dont care" lmao and they were right

Happy birthday, Usagi Tsukino

psa for cis folks: every single "legitimate concern" about trans people (bathrooms, sports, blockers, etc) is a made up astroturf by the far right. if you buy into any of it, you are an utter chump and a useful idiot for racist pedophiles

kenzie really is incredibly lucky that there are so many toxic assholes on this season lmao because she's gonna get cooked, but it will be mild compared to what she wouldve gotten another season #loveislandusa

😂 I had stupidly the volume up on my headset and the crack of the bat made me go full Tamland. Probably should’ve called it properly because that was silly on my part, but 🤷‍♂️

I am desperate for someone to get ejected here in Sacramento so they have to do the walk of shame to the clubhouse in centerfield lol

Whenever a celebrity is trending

we're muncy maxxing!

as always, shut the fuck up zach #loveislandusa

I can’t wait until KC leaves the villa so he can see how many people think he’s a fucking loser #LoveIslandUSA

parmida and corbin match each others red flags #loveislandusa

bryce the only man making a woman calm in that entire villa #loveislandusa

zach is so dismissive of everything kayda tells him #loveislandusa