I'm thankful for dudes like Ethan Hawke and Matthew Lillard who continue to validate how good my taste in men has been since the 90s

when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

you can take the girl out of orange county, but you can't take orange county out of the girl

jimmy fallon once wanted to do a skit about the song "the wreck of the edmond fitzgerald". gordon lightfood wasn't having that. he is just such an unfunny douche

Let’s interview Sam Altman’s nannies about whether they’re using ChatGPT

(cackles in "the dodgers are ruining baseball")

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

I am brimming with holiday spirit

You will be visited by three spirits

The “Mc” in McDonald’s stands for mid clanker

not sure how to square ‘no one person can be reasonably expected to pay for every media subscription’ with ‘sorely underpaid writers need to make a living’ but my inclination is not to locate that problem with any of the broke ass people on either end of the complaint

Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.

i tried to watch #RHOBH and i couldn't even get through the episode. even last season i was able to watch the first 5 or 6 before losing interesting. i guess i'm out for real.

#SummerHouse Season 10 Trailer! February 3rd 8/7c on Bravo. (Source Bravo/NBCUniversal)

takin' it back to the old school because im an old fool

john mayer is such a douchebag, but goddamn "slow dancing in a burning room" is an amazing break up song

MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours° Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"

"The secret of Nazism in practice, as Mein Kampf states time and again, is to do the most outrageously secret things quite openly. The Nazi success with this practice has been so great that there is nothing they will not dare." - Bella Fromm, Berlin, 3/20/1938

yesss my hold at the library that i have been waiting over a month for is finally ready!! #booksky

my neighbor was chatting with me and apologized if her dog barking annoys me and i shrugged and said, "if you live in an apartment you should expect to hear your neighbors sometimes" we keep talking and then she starts complaining about our new neighbors being loud... ma'am what did i just say

i'm sure baldoni's defenders are being completely normal about this

Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

Trying to use a woman's body and/or sexuality against her is a crime against all women, because it tells all the rest of us that we're eligible for the same treatment if we step out of line. There's so much to attack Melania with that isn't consensual smut photos.

i might live 1100 miles away from cental florida, but between my dad and my brother i can still get a good rec for a plumber or have someone review estimates on a new roof when my bestie hits me up like if they dont personally know a guy then they have guys they trust to recommend a guy

Look guys, if the gays can boycott the Eurovision, the very very very least you can do is boycott FIFA

people like Sabrina Carpenter saying essentially "decent people don't want the stench of ICE or this White House anywhere near them" to an audience of millions that includes a lot of young people helps empower them against ICE while reminding ICE agents that everyone hates them, both big wins

Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.

The bear would never

if any part of your moral philosophy involves the phrase “Israel’s retaliation after Oct 7 can be justified” then I am gonna need you to go ahead and yeet yourself out of my followers

creating a website that happened to take off due to luck and timing does not automatically make you a genius

i was unaware of zach woods game

Choking off the supply of student-grade instruments with tariffs means fewer players (and customers) for US instrument makers down the line. This is eating an industry's seed corn. My latest for @piie.com. www.piie.com/blogs/realti...

David Zaslav ain't seeing no pearly gates

This day 10 years ago Teresa Mannion was telling us not to make unnecessary journeys as Storm Desmond hit.

sutton, as a fellow white southerner... what the fuck?

RTE confirms Ireland will not be broadcasting Eurovision 2026 either

sometimes i forget i graduated high school before "no child left behind" was fully implemented, and then i meet a college graduate who doesn't know who ulysses s. grant was

do i keep a running tally in my head of who from which lab has complimented my hair every time i change it? yes. does this mean they get preferential treatment? also yes. i'm shallow.

It's simple — @propublica.org workers should not be replaced by artificial intelligence. Our contract proposal specifically says that generative artificial intelligence ("GAI") should not be used to replace employees. Management struck out this entire section in their response to our proposal.

The intern taking Whitney Rose to the last chair every season. #RHOSLC

Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five

Ireland has officially withdrawn from #Eurovision 2026 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

i have now heard two people this week say "exacerbating" when they meant "exaggerating"

On Dec. 4, 1969, Chicago Black Panthers Fred Hampton and Mark Clark were assassinated by Chicago Police and the FBI

the way these women misuse words is making me crazy

i'm so over heather #rhoslc

catching up on #rhoslc and i felt it deep in my soul when mary said, "not kendrick!"

If I dated a teenager who wanted to break into an industry I was already a household name in when I was almost old enough to be her grandfather I would simply shut the fuck up about her but I guess posting through it is also an option

miau.