Little known fact is that Jughead is Puerto Rican.

Skink! On the back porch

Would love to: 1. get a tetanus shot 2. climb around on and in all this business

Burn it to the ground and send every executive that has ever worked for them to the Mars colony is a possible remedy that I, as one of their victims, would prefer

I confronted Trump’s OMB Director about the Big Ugly Bill adding $4T to the deficit. I also asked him if the Trump Administration intended to leave a better budget deficit than the one they inherited from the Biden Administration. His response (or lack thereof) is telling.

BREAKING: A jury has found Live Nation and Ticketmaster to be an illegal monopoly that overcharges fans. After the federal government settled the case, 34 states kept pursuing the giant ticket and concert company. Now, the states have won.

After listing off a ton of new businesses and jobs, Mayor Kenny Alexander gets to: Snip Squad, a low cost vet that, yes, specializes in spays and neuters. The slide show displays a ribbon-cutting pic where Alexander has two pairs of scissors. To laughs he notes, "It's for the animals!"

Kenny Alexander in Colin Meloy voice: 🎼🗣️ And I am a cutter, a cutter of ribbons 🎶

'Ford departed Naval Station Norfolk on June 24 and has been at sea for 294 days. That ties the record set by the USS Abraham Lincoln during its COVID-era deployment in 2020. If the Ford stays out until May 22, it will surpass the overall record set by the USS Midway during its 1973 deployment.'

Campostella Heights

Hodges House, Campostella

Use the glacier melt for cold brew

Free football at Ballard Saturday + hijinks on the field after the game

American conservative politician Clare Boothe Luce converted to Catholicism in 1946. In a 1953 meeting with Pope Pius XII, she was fiercely lecturing the pontiff on the Church's moral duty to fight communism when the Pope finally interrupted her. "You know, Mrs. Ambassador, I am a Catholic too."

Yep 💀

New bike lanes!

BREAKING: Norfolk plans to close the westbound lanes of Norview Avenue between Military Highway and Azalea Garden Road for six months. Some City Council members aren't happy, saying the city is road construction-fatigued. www.pilotonline.com/2026/04/14/n...

At the end of March, the US Forest Service announced the closure of at least 57 of its 77 research stations. There’s virtually no way for the Forest Service to continue to do research at its current level, which will almost certainly lead to poorer land management, writes @jessimckenzi.bsky.social.

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 15,1946

🚨COCK DOWN! COCK DOWN!🚨

Perfect song selection

Always wanted to get banned in DC when I worked there LOL but really

Man Erin Brockovich is such a great movie just a ‘will hold up forever start to finish’ joint

Former Norfolk Admirals' defenseman Ronan Seeley became 781st former #ECHL player to reach #NHL with his debut on Tuesday for the Carolina Hurricanes echl.com/news/2026/04...

We’re like a day or two more of this heat (nice — heat nice) from our outdoor cockroach buddies to wake up and do nighttime quick-scurries toward us

After 7 1/2 months, if your serial murder strategy was actually *deterring* small-boat drug trafficking on the high seas, you know what you wouldn't be seeing right now? *4 boats in 4 days*. You wouldn't see that. Is the goal "deterrence" or just "extremist troll messaging?"

Another episode of Virginia Beach City council being short sighted and generally dumb

Little Brothers in Norfolk doing the same thing with new-last-season board, but also with unreadable text for the baseball stuff 🙄

Multiple rides but pedaled 32 miles today and feel great (mentally LOL)

Again: for any big liberal donor who wants to funnel millions into fixing this country's politics, the ROI on buying any struggling paper and simply tasking it with doing real reporting on local news is vastly higher than the same $$ given to some group that does mass ad buys every election year.

FIRST REGULAR SEASON POWER RANKINGS + best performers for each team through 10% of the season surely the current records and standings are indicative of where we’ll be after 162 games 🫣 sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/...

Craig Albernaz was in his office watching on TV while the Jeremiah Jackson grand slam at-bat occurred. Chris Bassitt burst in "saying something about a home run." Albernaz: "I heard the crowd and I was like, you know what? F*** this. I’m going out in the dugout."

Craig Albernaz was asked if his broken jaw will prevent him from getting ejected anytime soon. "Anything is possible," Albernaz said. "Medically speaking, yeah, I probably shouldn't, but I think everything goes out the window when first pitch happens.”

Orioles manager Craig Albernaz suffered a broken jaw and at least seven cheek fractures from the foul ball that struck his face

Crows at park treemogging me😡

Jeremiah Jackson signed his grand slam ball, “Sorry, homie,” and gave it to Craig Albernaz

‘Parents matter’ LOLOL member hearing that bullshit here for four fucking years 😭😭😭😭😭👍

The USS George H.W. Bush and its crew of nearly 5,000 sailors and aviators is not using the traditional route taken by East Coast ships to reach the Middle East, a Navy official confirmed.

A national effort to circumvent the Electoral College has gained another state. Gov. Abigail Spanberger signed a bill Monday that adds the state to the National Popular Vote Compact, an agreement among states to award their presidential electoral votes to the nationwide popular vote winner.

NEW: Gov. Spanberger amends key gun bills and signs others into law, advancing a sweeping overhaul of Va. firearms rules. The package clarifies assault weapons ban, restores background checks on private sales and expands limits on where guns can be carried. virginiamercury.com/2026/04/14/s...

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores. The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act. Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

And it led to one of the most awkward segments on the Lawrence Welk show ever. youtu.be/t8tdmaEhMHE

free speech is when you're free to shut up and sit there while i give a speech

4chan leaking into the mainstream has provided us with a generation of this.

'The program is voluntary and all improvements will be paid for by the flood mitigation program funding.' Our address did not qualify so there's a spot not filled for ya LOL 🫥 🎁

The cheek! '“Getting to work shouldn’t be a barrier to opportunity,” Virginia Beach City Manager Patrick Duhaney said in a news release.' 🎁

America should be a Godly nation, guided by Christian religious leaders. Here's why Pope Leo needs to stay out of politics.