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I’ve started muting all these accounts that post on all platforms. These power posters just post the same things on every platform and if you listen to them the world is ending today, every day. It’s too much nonsense right now.

We still have 2 weeks till Christmas right?

Brand new sentence.

McArthur Center today.

Every once in a while a Deborah gives out my number as hers. Earlier this year I figured out her actual number. I’ll give spammy texts a chance just incase.

My wife is warming up to the thoughts of a minivan, only after I have been driving one for a year and a half.

Does the blue air ambulance have an official name?

I miss that *tink* sound when an incandescent light bulb blows. I don’t miss changing bulbs all the time though.

I will always skip videos of the SR-71 blackbird because if I don’t that’s all I get in my feed.

Sometimes I read things that make me go l, What?? But then I’m like this is valid.

Yeahhh….i was excited for JMU to be in the playoffs but that’s what I was expecting.

You know the Oregon players are talking NIL shit to JMU between snaps.

JMU showing some life. I’m pleasantly surprised.

This is a terrible playoff game.

seasonal reminder, stay alert.

Not to brag or anything but I can get to a grocery store without passing a single flock camera.

Fuck bama

i guess i need to pay attention to the 4th quarter.

My company has fewer than 100 employees on the East and West coasts, and the President and Vice President wouldn't know me if we ran into each other in the shop.

We had our company Christmas party today, but only the project managers and workers showed up. On one hand, it was nice because we could shit-talk, but on the other hand, they couldn't show face. Everyone must have gotten less than a 3% raise this year, and they were scared.

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The system is down. The system is down. The system is down. youtu.be/JwZwkk7q25I?...

www.wavy.com/news/local-n... I thought I was hallucinating it was September again.

ODU got beveled!

ODU WINS THE CURE BOWL 24-10!! A BEVEL FIT FOR A MONARCH

Both games tonight have empty stadiums. I get there is a shit ton of bowls but these sponsors need to get butts in the seats for these smaller games.

Game. ODU wins! 10-3 for the season!

Iles just kinda grabbed that ball like it was thrown for him.

Neptune is an awesome surname.

What was that USF?

Henicle!

I think ODU is going to be just fine next year without Joseph.

I’m behind in the game but that was clear targeting.

Should I email my dogs favorite TV personality to see if she can meet him when he is in town in May?

ODU TD!! Love the Pink ODU logo

Touchdown ODU!

Game time!

Getting my ears checked for the first time in almost 7 years. Let’s hope they don’t find any spiders in them.

Business day 8 waiting for VDOT to explain why I-264 exits do not match the mile marker numbers.

Anyone want to make a trip to Hampton with me?

I guess 2020 is the new 2008.

Not gonna lie, I’m not going to read the article but this seems kind of sensationalized pulling on the anti AI sentiment. The grid has sections but are all interconnected. Unless multiple links are down, most of the us would be “low on power.” *Except TX, HI, AK, PR. **not a huge fan of AI

I guess puppets aren’t good at driving nails.

THREAD OF QUARTERBACKS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY’RE HEARING BAD NEWS: Eli Manning looks like he just got an outrageous landscaping estimate.

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

Go to google incognito mode and type in your username and see what comes up.

Sometimes I still have to google the safe temperatures meats are supposed to be cooked to. I’ve been cooking for 20 years and have been using a food thermometer for meat for 7 years.