Schneider coming out to pull Ryan Ripken from the broadcast

Imagine being the next person in the luxury seats sitting in the shirtless guy’s sweat puddle. Nasty

It’s like a team of Mancows

Albley

Trevor's family comes to Fenway, Red Sox dominated

Pole Cold Pete Alonso

Is this Trev's first shaved start?

I finally checked the splits to see if the moniker was justified and yes, Leody TaveRISP

Was it a goatee before with Pete?

Taylor WARd (Wins Above Replacement - daytime)

imagining Kahnle starting a game against a lineup of Colton Cowsers. The 27 pitch perfect game

The Mickey Mouse yellow line halfway up a wall is the real joke here

Lmao he Cansecoed a HR

Rockies announcer said Orioles traded Grayson for “ Taylor Walls”

Very funny that Rockies Sugano would the #2 Orioles pitcher by ERA (we only have two qualified starters)

Rico Garsavea

Rico ERA now a nice 0.69

This just seems like giving your opponent’s closer a light show

Good job Gunnar, bad job New York

He’s doing it to taunt us now

A shutdown inning? If I hadn’t seen it in person I wouldn’t know it was possible

Leody on a leash

This is just good pitching

wheeeeee!

nation of PETEheads

somehow this worked

season's over

trying to stay positive: Hoffman won't gave a save and blow a kiss now

don't bring in big Al. leave akin out to dry and get him off the roster

please don't hit any Orioles in the face

what the hell is wrong with this team

A fact that sounds fake: Per The Sun’s beat reporter, Pete Alonso is 0-for-8 with the bases loaded this year, with 2 K’s and 2 GIDPs.

why do we have to know that they tried to get schwarber. cursed knowledge

3 walks! TAKE A PITCH

Calling him Craigkin the way he blew this

Call that the Samwells connection

This made it into a vintage 2026 start

DFA, phantom IL stint, something to get rid of the lead weight that is TON

karmic justice that Mayo takes Qorbin deep

the ump missed the ball behind his shoe or something?

Another Orioles legend breaking up a Dodgers no hitter

how sweep it is!

hyundai commercial ends and just suddenly palmer: "COVID"

new rare alby

need a cowser defensive gem for the milk man / milk mustache connection

that hit on jax is only slightly more painful than listening to ben wagner and jim's chemistry

the Rays look like the Baltimore Orioles out there

that is some loud contact