In order to find a use for his 3 RHH first basemen, Elias will have Ryan Mountcastle deliver his injury press conference tomorrow

Elias hates drafting pitchers so much he had to get rid of the ONE who had premiered in his time as GM

Guess I can stop waiting

George Washington is Gregg Turkington in this garbage

stomp out fascism

waiting for Elias to sign a TOR arm

waiting for Elias to sign a TOR arm

PPPed the Purple Line till we all die from old age

Orioles coming to terms with a Huff gave jump scare

*Scott Boras voice* It’s now a Fram-bear market for starting pitching

this dude figured out how to put a hostile architecture bench in his house and somehow make it more upsetting than the ones in public parks.

You’re telling me it didn’t take Dylan Beavers?

Wait, Boras is his attorney?

Alonso looks like Zippy the Pinhead (complimentary)

Tempering my free agent expectations while Mike follows his Elias system with fans: Entice Lead on Interest in Approached Settle

A switching layout set under an elevated with the elevated functional would be SUCH an evocative setting. This shot was taken 1943 in Baltimore.

This must be what Elias thinks Grayson’s elbow looks like

This is who’s coming for you, Dylan

Mounty avoiding being non-tendered

I will miss his John Waters mustache 🫡

i honestly thought i got pranked with this trade

Looking for Elias to sign a TOR pitcher

That defense which didn't even pass muster on mid-aughts Something Awful is coming back in style

was the presser supposed to end then or was Rubenstein so pissed off by the salary cap question?

After the sloppy play this season, glad to hear that Albernaz prioritizes defense so much he named one of his kids GG

Sign Michael Lorenzen not as a pitcher but for RHH reinforcement

Walkoff? No, Hoffman

Why do the BJs have Scott Disick batting?

Glasnow, game later

A lot of you must be going as clowns for Halloween the way you’re cheering for a divisional rival

Smolz right before Ohtani gives up a hit: “he should be throwing 94”

Roberts already has a position player in there: that’s Verdugo pitching

I don’t particularly care for either team but you’ll never catch me rooting for an AL East rival because petty is my middle name. Go Dodgers

Skydome roof receding like Springer’s hairline

Peter Angelos

You mean Tony Mansolino?

I see great posting potential in "Servaisza" if he makes bullpen decisions driving you to drink

I hate that balding cheater

There something deeply funny about a pitcher drafted by the BJs in 2024 starting a game before any pitcher ever drafted by Mike Elias in his 7 years