this man has clearly missed his calling as the operator of a novelty tiki bar that’s also doing some light money laundering

This is utterly delightful

Finally gave in and watched House of Dynamite. Well made movie and not as incredibly stupid as I thought it would be. Still pretty wildly stupid though.

sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so

sort of an interesting illustration of Venn diagram of "objectively terrible life decision no one should emulate" and "act of principled heroism" is not two separate circles

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

Warning to the feds: if Trump sends soldiers to NYC, we have very varied sandwich options at our disposal. You will encounter a fusillade of bahm mi, BEC, gyro, chop cheese, BLT, doubles, lox bagel, croque-madame, torta and döner. Hell, half a Katz’s pastrami on rye could wipe out a couple of guys.

best ending of all time, let's be real

(team opens door to server room, is engulfed in sandwiches)

Ugh. Get fucking rekt, NYT.

Sandwich man leaving court

I go back and forth on this between: “Jury nullification! Hell yeah!” And “Jury nullification. Uh oh, this is cool zone shit.”

Lmao on brand

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It’s a start.

bluesky mods retire bitch

Finally a big city mayor raised on “YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!”

Ok now I get it. He really sucks.

Lin deserves a chance to do a mash-up that includes “immigrants, we get the job done” and “the greatest city in the world” he’s earned it.

After a crime spree that took the lives of 4 adults and 2 children LiMu Emu was gunned down by the LAPD after being cornered in an alleyway in West Hollywood

to add to this: If you disable Google sync (you should if you only have one device), then data is encrypted with a local key that Google doesn’t have, and never leaves your PC (good!) If you enable sync, you MUST enable paraphrase encryption, otherwise they have the key and all your data. (Bad!)

Is the “in rats” account over here from the hellsite yet? Because …… Say it with me … “IN RATS”

only one way to find out tbh

Because it was two teenagers blowing off an m-80 firework in the hallway as part of what seemed to be a dumbass Wentworth-adjacent Halloween bullshit prank. Not a “bomb.” The Globe (and others) should have reported this way less breathlessly than they did, rather than freak everyone the fuck out.

If the price is right hell yeah.

I’d boycott Starbucks IF THEY DIDNT ALREADY CLOSE ALL OF THEIR FUCKING STORES HERE. lol. Get rekt SBUX.

Is this the slowest burning ever “new headquarters curse”? (Blue dot on graph shows when they opened their new HQ) (Only somewhat joking)

A bunch of Resist Libs are about to Google "Eugene Debs." This is how power is built.

Some of these are AMAZING

So who fell for that fake Mr. Beast thing just now?

Gentlemen: thank you for your service.

Holy fuck he’s quoting Eugene Debs

[Exit Clown.]

i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move

A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti

I will dance a jig if Mamdani gets to 56%. Not saying it’s not possible, just that I’ll dance a jig.

blasting “Fight Song” at top volume tonight

brought a bag lunch, smart

Massive engine fire during late stage of takeoff. No real escape from that one. Looks like they didn’t even get off the ground really before the whole thing went up. Bird strike? Debris on runway? Fan disk explosion uncontained? Hope they didn’t end up on anything populated on the ground.

Dudes rock moments in history.

the mirror ceiling at the Apple Store is telling me one thing: this is a great place to throw an orgy

Agent Lairmore is done with his testimony. Prosecution asked further about the condiments and he said there was mustard on his uniform and an onion hanging on his radio antenna. Don’t think defense was going for a pun when she called him a “seasoned officer,” but you never know…

Genuinely loving how many prominent NYC people ( and politicians) are in it for Fuck This Asshole Cuomo In Particular, Specifically

Incredible

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We’re further away from The Rolling Stones recording “Sympathy for the Devil” than they were from the murders of the Romanovs when they recorded it