It’s really amazing that if you frame “I can’t get laid” as a critique of all women then it will almost certainly be published by a major newspaper

White men go on the no-fly list until we can figure out what the hell is going on

Deadnaming the Bad Transes, endless "Elonia" jokes, the reaction to Kristi Noem's husband...the Liberal heart craves transphobia, it seems.

*one month later, after the NY AG's deadline* so like what's the deal now

"But for some people horror is cozying up with something lightly gothic on a rainy day" GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. WE ARE IN AN AGE OF CENSORSHIP AND CORPORATE SANITIZATION OF OUR OWN HUMANITY. I REQUIRE DISTURBING TRUTH TO SHATTER COMFORTING LIES.

Those people are wrong and need to find somewhere else to market their Tim Burton bullshit.

"what if the monster just wanted to hold hands" i will annihilate you.

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

Time for more "Joe Rogan is abandoning Trump" takes.

Liberals will tell you that shaming fascists somehow prevents the authentic dialogue that would make them change. Meanwhile, fascists themselves say that one of the things that most discourages them from carrying on as fascists is feeling the utter contempt and revulsion of everyday people.

It has also been almost entirely detached from systems of power and inequality and become a way to list petty personal grievances. Which is why you get absurd ideas and constructions like "being taught how to cook by your mom is a privilege third worlders have over Westerners". (Real example.)

Isaac's deconstruction of the 'privilege' framework here is desperately vital because it's no longer used as a tool to name and identify vectors of oppression, but rather a competitive bludgeon through which we assert why others don't have it as bad as we do. It has become anti-solidarity.

how dare a bunch of trannies and their inconvenient “medical needs” get in the way of our fantasies about the Woke Pope

Please don't tell me again how woke and great the Chicago pope is. There are reasons I have expressly requested to never be taken to a Catholic hospital for any reason whatsoever. This piece touches on some of them.

I dreamed that Putin had been dead since like Christmas and just nobody had gotten around to announcing it

If you're born into the correct family you just get free money all the time

post fetish videos you make of your own volition and consensually uploaded online? BANNED from everywhere, disgusting gooner, we need to make this space safe FOR THE CHILDREN!! burger king drops the thick thighs pussy salad irl "ITLL MAKE YOU CUMMMMM" eh that's fine. just marketing, hell yeah

we're approaching a really Fun space where all pornography and anything remotely considered to be consensually made sexual content is defacto banned online... but this is chill, companies can just do this, no ID verification or AI face scans required to buy the clash of clans "foot tribute bundle"

The Time Cube crank dying before the advent of AI slop is our generation's version of Mark Twain getting sick and missing the World Columbian Exposition

The right of unarmed children to live pales before the NEED of sociopathic nazis to collect a paycheck, you know? Anyway, what do we think of ICE? They just want paychecks and healthcare too.

'Waaahhhh they just signed up for healthcaaaaare and educaaation because they're so pooor' Everyone mentioned in this article is from a well-off military family who can afford to spend $5000 to send their little birthday boys and girls candies.

And yet sadly these over-coddled inbred children are too spineless to mutiny. They signed up to have a good time while murdering Muslims, not to advocate for themselves!

I never want to be a killjoy so I won't get in the way of people dancing in the streets when he drops dead but I think one reason everyone is so thirsty for it is we tacitly understand that to be the only consequence he'll ever face. Which sucks! There should be way more consequences

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Life is a stone bummer but at least I'm a bone strummer

sacha baron cohen is making a movie where a dickhead man wakes up in a world where women run everything and sexism is reversed. maybe he should make a movie about palestinians genociding israelis so he can learn empathy for them too

Congress’ War Powers vote fails by exactly one vote (214-213). Funny how this keeps happening!

If you say you support universal healthcare but that it shouldn't support gender affirming care for trans people, (a) you don't actually support universal healthcare, and (b) you're a bigot.

the colonial double speak for what gets classified as a famine and "genocide" is so fascinating. to this day Ireland's deliberate starvation by England is thought of as a famine that happened bc of a potato bug but the holodomor was definitely a willful act of genocide. sure!

You can AND SHOULD support both a Free Palestine from the river to the sea AND trans liberation, including freely available gender affirming care for everyone. It's just basic bodily autonomy, really.

One thing I'm seeing more on social media is some variation of "Israel supports gender affirming care ergo we shouldn't" and (a) Israel is not, in fact, friendly to queer and trans people, (b) queer and trans people exist in every population on earth, and (c) the world is not binary like that.

so glad we have this new technology that can use up our power reserves amid an energy crisis to bring random racists' miscegenation anxiety to life

use cases for AI include "making up a liberal to get mad at" and "making up a woman to get mad at"

AI boosters: "AI democratizes art and makes it more accessible to the masses" the art:

You can only even *approach* this conclusion by engaging in Holocaust Denial

We are ruled by genocidal, pedophilic, sniveling wastes of flesh who wouldn't last a day in the skin of those they want to destroy, and yet I think the class of talentless court poets spending their days type typety typing about how we ought to be nice to them deserve even worse punishment than they

dawg do you have any idea how many trans people in this thread alone have gotten worse (and more) death threats than that in this week alone!

Wow! If it feels bad when people with no power over you tell you to rot in hell, just imagine how terrible it would be if the situation were reversed! If politicians used their power to condemn vast groups of people to suffering and death! Thankfully that doesn’t happen. I feel bad for the pols.

The process of changing one's name outside the context of marriage is deliberately arcane and expensive in order to waste your time and money and ultimately to cultivate a class of people, assuming you get to the point of changing your legal name, whose legal names do not match their government ID

a trans person telling a doctor their assigned sex at birth is significantly more likely to result in their mistreatment than letting them assume cisness in 95% of cases because the average doctor does not have the care or understanding required about the nuances of trans bodies and how weve changed

Remember when some anti-climate collapse kids confronted Dianne Feinstein and she was like “well tough shit”

But in the 1870s-80s, as a direct reaction to Marx, a new subset of thinkers (the “neoclassicists”) decided to pull out all class character from “political economy”and make it sound more math-sounding and thus we got “economics” whose lineage extends from Von Mises thru Hayek and to Milton Friedman

do you build attack speed and crit chance in roguelikes or are you straight

will stancil is actually wrong and his statisticsl knowledge is famously so off it cost him an election

man refused to campaign in the poorer parts of his city because he thinks people below his economic bracket arent worth considering. it skews his entire belief system.

it isnt that he believes poor people dont exist but that they dont matter. i talk about this not to single out stancil, but because this belief is prevalent across people in his class, liberal or not. it is classism. point blank. and we do not like talking about it as a form of bigotry.

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