sometimes the facebook is good

Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning

Ok so basically the main thing you need to understand about Gamera is that he’s a friend to all children

Ah yes, I'm familiar with the genre

our long national nightmare is at an end. no longer will mississippians be tormented by non-human primates

I'm actually an impulsive person. It's just that a lot of the times, the impulse is to do nothing, and I act on it. It's when I don't, that I get into trouble.

we jest but this is the best decision for someone else's health RFK has ever made. Imagine struggling with consciousness and seeing leatherface grinning over you waiting for you to die so he can eat some rare organ

bluesky is going to be so normal about this

The union is calling on people to boycott btw!!

starting a podcast called wet ones where its just like hot ones but the wings are increasingly wet instead of hot

nbd that's just someone rfk jr made healthy again

I think I have reverse SAD. Just now coming alive as the temperatures go down, leaving my state of summer aestivation, exiting the long months in which I have hidden from the sun.

I like that my barber wanted to get a "before" shot of me so he could show off his work but I'm a little upset that he didn't get an "after"

Where does water flow in the continental US, in what volume? Here 'tis. ⚒️🐟 #TeamFish

FINALLY

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

I appreciate Johnny Storm fully entering his slut era.

well hell yeah I'm gonna go see some zydeco before checking out a punk show and a zine workshop

save me job blob

Four of the big Good Ole Boy politickin' events in Mississippi have the following names: The Hobnob Squat & Gobble Grip N' Grin Cruisin' on the Coast Is there something they're trying to tell us, here?

The National Folk Festival is coming to Jackson and it's been creeping up on me. Keeps getting closer and now? Damn I'm excited to check it out - a REAL LIVE OUTDOOR FALL EVENT! Hundreds of musicians from all over the country. TONS of locals. IT'S FREE! (Friday-Sunday) www.nationalfolkfestival.com

This dishwasher is probably broken now. The reviews of every dishwasher on earth are: average 3.5 stars, 5 star review says "its a dishwasher no problem" and 1 star review says "this dishwasher shot me with a gun!"

The whole of the internet is now run on the things that would have not made it past your email junk filter 20 years ago.

Enjoy this flow chart showing seven.

one day i will drive a motorcycle through the sun

no joke. The USDOJ kept the operator of the most prolific publishing house of White Identity Extremism materials as a confidential informant for like, a decade+, to the tune of $$$$$$. While he participated in planning terrorism, iirc

Welcome to day 2 of the hybrid gar naming contest! You have until MIDNIGHT TONIGHT to submit your name ideas to this form, which includes a current list of submitted names: tr.ee/tCXdl_224x Keep up the great suggestions! Voting starts tomorrow 🗳️ #GarWeek

can’t believe all of this is happening during gar week

place totally floating on beat down parents adding one large diet coke to the happy meal purchase (it's me, the beat down parent adding the large diet coke to the purchase of one happy meal)

can’t beat the value or mouthfeel of a real deal @theonion.com print subscription

i know he’s fun to laugh at but we really need to start enforcing corruption laws again, and the statute of limitations has absolutely not run out

Alright, Mississippi bsky only (smart social media move, talking to the Banned State) - who wants to bet that someone in Mississippi changes party if the republicans lose the supermajority? The usual bet - one beer at Martins.

This is what I’m talking about when I say these signs and locked doors are coming to a city near you.

and hey - if someone you really loathe is actually dead, take a road trip and do a little jig. I have a special one. It feels great. A clean, natural high.

Nearly a quarter-century ago, Dick Cheney personally meddled in a govt report finding that Klamath Basin fish actually need, y’know, water—an act that led directly to the catastrophic salmon die-off in 2002 and thus paved dam removal’s way. Now Dick’s dead and the Klamath lives. Makes ya think.

yeah I support the 2000s GWOT Giant Wall Of Text gamefaqs guides we must retvrn

All Dogs Go To Heaven (Except Those Dogs We Excommunicated)

Huh I wonder if they ever did anything like that in the early 90s on behalf of apartheid South Africa, maybe in concert with the San Francisco police departments. That'd be odd.

The speed with which salmon have returned to the Klamath - like the Elwha - after dam removal is overwhelmingly hopeful. And in both cases thanks to decades of tireless advocacy by local Tribes.

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

The Empire Never Ended

make him scared, donald. put him in a stadium in BFE and have to tell the crowd "we're all getting fired, dog. economy's gone"

Happy Misunderstanding What Alan Moore Was Actually Trying to Say Day to those all who celebrate!!

HEY any followers in Maryland I'm gonna need you to do some dumpster diving at Goddard, I really need a new s band transmitter for communications with the [REDACTED]

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

"doing butt stuff when they get mad at each other" ok I'm sending this to my wife who is very mad at me right now

Outside the coffee shop today, see an old guy admiring my e-bike. I give him the rundown. Miles, speed, all that. "Wow. What'll they invent next?" he asks. "I hope it's a better bike and not another computer." I say. "Ain't that the truth. They ain't even GOOD anymore!" Hell yeah 70 year old dude.

"Well, Mr. Billionaire, have you considered Mississippi? I hear they're selling Yazoot County. Hello? HELLO?"