Benoit Blanc's Bible Bonkers

I mean if you didn't know Bill Clinton was a pervert sex criminal I don't know what to tell you. You must live a fascinating life. He knows we all know.

IF I AM ELECTED PRESIDENT, MY FIRST PRIORITY WILL BE A JOB-CREATION PROGRAM THAT HIRES PEOPLE TO INSTALL SPEED-BOOSTING "TURBO PADS" ON FEDERAL HIGHWAYS

Posting on here KEEPS me from snapping. You guys "get" me!

Like the suburban developments named after whatever natural feature was destroyed to build them

Great thread featuring the Hernando MS Cougar!

No I don't want to "see more" "similar accounts" I want to relax on a luxury relaxation website

We hope the BlueSky moderators don't flag today's offering for #MosaicMonday as being, ahem... prawnographic. 😳

And they say history is dead.

This that shit where Darth Vader used to go to do that full-body hyperbaric weed.

It's official. All hail the slime trail of good tidings!

Just had a huge slug show up on the doorstep. Gonna start a new tradition. Solstice slug.

ugh this is just the wurst news

The winter solstice: when every sesame seed casts a long dramatic shadow at 4 pm

hard to fully articulate how much this image has changed the way my partner and i talk about food

This must be the van they send to your location when you do a good post

Sometimes I love this country (From the Pig War of 1859)

this Christmas reconnect with your inner child and visit the machines elves on the shelf

Well that’s one way to recoup your losses 😁

The zoning laws in Madison, Mississippi, are so ludicrous. They also have a red brick Walmart as a result.

TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!

A Lord of the Rings cover band and it's just straight up Led Zeppelin.

there are gas station cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see (or just in this one absurd town)

A young gentleman enjoying a pastoral moment along one of the lagoons in New Orleans' City Park in 1901. The current 1,300 acre park has grown from its modest beginning in 1850 when the city acquired the Allard Plantation, declaring the ... (continued) #nolasky #nola #neworleans #history

not “rest in pence” omg

Recipe: you can't use a cast iron skillet for crepes because it's too heavy to tilt and spread the batter. Me:

The running theme between the Epstein story, banning trans healthcare for minors, religious homeschooling and the complaints about adult children estranging themselves is a fundamental American belief that children are property with no rights of their own

"My four comfort movies?" All movies are a comfort to me. It's a sign that a bunch of people accomplished something. Even if it's shitty and/or weird, look at them. They did it. Caged light and sound and put it on a little disc or wire or some long thin film or something. It's Crazy shit, man.

Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room

due to absurd zoning regulations enshrining a lost imperial decadence this town also has "Taco Bell that looks like a bank" and "Quaint Italian Whataburger Bistro"

this is the google street view of the fake aqueduct to the CVS. I should take a pretentious black and white shot of it. I should note that this is not a walkway. It is just stucco and EIFS.

This is sometimes known locally as the Taj Mahal of Krogers or "The British Museum of Kroger" or The Kroger Colosseum. It is near a CVS with a fake aquaduct.

The war on vaccines is a war on child mortality on the side of death, & everyone who did anything to aid and facilitate RFK Jr's rise to authority over vaccine rules has a hand in the future rise in child deaths. Widespread vaccination for a time was a pinnacle of human achievement, undone by fools

We could have had the Mr. Show Cinematic Universe, but the people were Not Ready. youtu.be/v03ldhD7k-c?...

My kid is absolutely in the class of 2036 because I just saw her class seating chart and her table was ACE, MATREX, SCARLETT, KAT, AMERICA, XAVIER and that's either an X Men lineup or a group of futuristic bounty hunters for sure.

fuck this, going into 2026 like

We're stalled again. Been at $454.64 for days now, which is well behind where we need to be to afford heat and basic bills. We'ree $40 short for tomorrow and will need another $229 by the 26th just to cover minimum costs. Please help. We've never made a goal and we're just falling behind.

Very good reporting here by Alex Rozier. We have a shocking shutoff rate.

The spiders are winning the war

#FossilFriday Stack of opalised vertebrae from an Early Cretaceous ichthyosaur. Another remarkable fossil on display in the South Australia Museum, Adelaide.

When it’s rainy and dreary I think about this and become a human rainbow

The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

A jury acquits Cozca, an Indigenous activist, of all charges in a trial regarding washable chalk messages written on a police precinct window in PDX. tinyurl.com/2v957fw2

reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird

can’t stop laughing at this (i’m high)

Sounds real good tbh

The scariest pop-culture sentence you will read this year: the guy who produced A Minecraft Movie wants to make a Calvin and Hobbes movie.