This meeting could have been an audio log left on the corpse in the hall. Yeah, the one who died writing "DEMONS" in blood. No, the one by the water cooler.

hey guys what is up it’s your boy Wally Breen, things have gone a little sideways here at the citadel and now my boss is turning me into a slug

Every goddamn day, Crunchyroll.

Sadly going to have to hand it to Eisenhower for "McCarthyism? You mean McCarthywasm"

i think its stupid we have minigolf and golf but not megagolf

I love to stand in the shower with my hands against the wall and my head bowed, water running down the elaborate back tattoo that hints at the torment within

OK Kroger, the 50-50 pork/beef blend "bork" is $4 per pound. Beef is $8. This leads me to believe that ground pork is in fact free. You have to give me some now.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06... :)

This is one of my favorite tables in D&D, because it tells me at some point in the past, people argued about this and it needed to be said plainly: woe is bad.

All the Taliban fighters who were bored their office jobs after winning hearing about the Bagram news:

I see this every four years in Mississippi. Democrat runs on being more pro life and cop than the other guy, loses by 10+ then guess what the plan is next time....

They did it. I've hypothesized, sketched, contemplated the engineering. But I lacked vision.

whilst I love a good 'vote with your dollars' or boycott movement, I really do, I just want to point out that it hits a little different when you only have like 8 dollars

remember when Elon Musk had his mom do a 'please be nice to my large adult son' tour

One by one the D&D group chat received their ADHD diagnoses, and one by one they began to gain mastery over scheduling.

Shrikes don't beat around the bush. They get right to the point.

how to get more people to watch Farscape

70 year old guy gets a 25 year old gf and the ignorant masses say she only wants him for his money. These people have never known the simple pleasure of extremely old balls

When I was receiving treatment for a chronic issue, my doctor explained insurance was done playing because it was working. Improvement meant denial of coverage. Lack of improvement meant denial of coverage. Maintenance meant denial of coverage.

We are talking about dragons, and why humans long to imagine a lil (or big) guy. Check it out and support the pod. It's cool.

I must say, this state of affairs, the general vibes, the situation. it has decreased the quality and quantity of my posts and made me want to see less posts in general

my wife sydney and I have been workshopping this for a little while and I'm very proud to report that it's now complete

"Do I look like I know how to pronounce ski dee bee toilet?" - me, to my kid, this morning.

"it's not?"

every time we talk about parental permission in terms of book banning I'm like fuck man. kids have rights too. a 17-year-old should be able to check out books at the library without Mom and Dad stepping in. so should a 10-year-old or 7 or whatever. kids deserve SOME goddamn freedom and privacy

FACT CHECK: TRUE

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

refuseuline.com for anyone with purchasing power! The Uihleins are simply awful people.

oh your states' democratic representatives couldn't vote against this because they were afraid? I guess Bennie Thompson should check the privilege of being a black man in power in the Mississippi delta before he votes next time

007 we need you to kill a guy named Goldfinger. it’s his real last name. his parents fucked him up bad and now he’s making it the world’s problem

They're making the sunsets transgender!

Handing the reins of capitalism to the class of people most abstractly affected by the actual economy - shareholders - has mutated modern capitalist thought beyond all recognition. Adam Smith would want modern "capitalists" whipped - the whole point was to liberate land and capital from rulers.

Do you guys ever think about how if Keiko ever left him, he’d be Solo Dad O’Brien

I was not ready to be hit with this triple whammy of "that's still a thing?"

I saw this at WalMart last night and made what my wife said was "a Hank Hill noise"

A recent longitudinal study of global concentrations of centenarians determined that the thing most of them have in common is "lying to their doctor about their age." That's right: Lying to the doctor is good for you. One of the easiest ways to add 10-15 years to your lifespan!

Me as a dungeonmaster when a player slams down a heavy rulebook open to a certain page: Amazing. Like a real wizard's duel. Like a court of law. A philosophical debate with two winners. Me when the player shows me the rule on their phone: No. This is how a divorced nurse shows me an antivax meme.

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Oh? That was her biggest sin, was it? You can’t think of anything else it might have been?

Advertising is mostly bullshit but every now and then I do buy a cheese that brings my family together.

The mind of a poster cannot be stopped merely by being on "LinktIn"

the history will continue until morale improves

if my fridge showed me an ad, I would execute the toaster right in front of it, just to set an example

everything went downhill when they took porn off tumblr

Me standing there while my boss reads all my skeets

Something you should know about me before accepting any advice from me: One time I made the Mulder screwdriver. (S3, E13, "Syzygy") Which is just frozen concentrated OJ in vodka. I made it OJ strength - 4 parts vodka to 1 part FCOJ. Tasty enough, but murder on the guts. Do not recommend.