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Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity. He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."

Hell yeah.

The oldest known image of an owl: More than 30,000 years ago, someone skillfully scratched the figure of a long-eared owl (Asio otus) into the soft outer layer of the walls of Chauvet Cave, France. The owl is looking backward over their wings, head turned 180 degrees carnegiemnh.org/ancient-owl-...

Lots of people are saying "but they played 'American Idiot" but that's not controversial. We all know.

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

I've never felt so seen before

BEAN ART ALERT

Hang it in the Louvre

Choctaw words of the day: chokfi ayobah Y'all have a wonderful Sunday

Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.

Minneapolis is now gone. Antifa burned it all. It’s a smoking crater just like Portland

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

Bleak

Can anyone help donate $15 to close this out this goal today? 💸💕 #helpsky #mutualaidrequest

booty had me like

Once again need to point out that the governor of Mississippi looks like someone shaved Telly Monster

Dying

The news media treating the MAGA halftime show like a true alternative from the past (In Living Color, Fear Factor, The Rock vs Mankind etc etc) shows how right-wing they all are & it's been pathetic. No one gives a fuck about Kid Rock performing in 2026. That's why it's not being aired on tv.

Good morning! I’m drawing a Neolithic pig cauldron

if you can generate a book in a day with ai and a prompt, then anyone can, and there's no reason to buy yours or pay you to do it. when you devalue work, tou devalue work, even if it's yours

Congratulations for looking directly into the center. You're stuck now, demons who follow me.

Bad Bunny bringing out Ms. Rachel to perform Here Comes Peter Cottontail in Spanish. i complain because I want something more traditional like the ghost of DMX singing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Just been made aware of Haiti's winter Olympics get-up. That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.

I am not a lawyer, but arresting people for profanity on a sign seems like quite a flagrant violation of the First Amendment

To clarify for the non-roboticists out there: Two legged humanoid robots only stay standing when they’re powered and the control loops managing the joints and actively detecting the balance situation are all functioning. Lose power? It keels over. All 120-200 lbs of it.

retweet if you think trans people deserve a pack of cigarettes, six passports, nine flip phones, a pistol, a set of handcuffs, plane tickets, the key to a storage locker in ulaanbaatar, and $20,000 in cash

Why do you think they didn't let Elon come to Child Rape Island? To creepy? For pedophile Island? Was it because he'd run his mouth? Vibes too dour for the nightmare factory? We KNOW it wasn't because he'd show up and be like "we have to stop all this rape"

i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol

I think it's cool that bisexuals get their own athlon at the Winter Olympics

If you're a business owner who fires someone you have assigned to an overseas job and you don't buy them a plane ticket home you should actually go to prison

Every British law is like "we've banned ninja swords from being owned by ovulating immigrants" and every American law is like "we've subsidized human consumption of cattle-grade sorghum with a tax credit program of 50 billion dollars over 10 years"

I will never not reskeet fucking GARY

great day to be a wallet inspector

Got absolutely owned by the 7 year old today. My wife asked her where I was and she said "He's probably in his room playing video games or being on reddit" and... I was.

One must imagine Sisyphus rolling the boulder down into Plato's cave and everyone running Indiana Jones style

my parents are from Iowa so epic bacon is just normal prosaic bacon, to me

The event? Magnificent concept. The flyer? Incredible work.

i think it’s a price worth paying but if our politicians keep cussing like this it’s not going to be cool anymore. we can largely offset the impact of this by green-lighting and fast-tracking development of new cuss words

LSD Clownsystem, the preeminent clown-themed LCD soundsystem cover band cranks up at midnight

That baby looked at me and said her first word: “Poor.”

This story just keeps on giving. The morning of Feb. 5th, a reputable local news site runs a story about the pamphlets at a national park in Jackson. Can they call one of racisms' MVPs a racist? Maybe not? It fits a certain narrative. BUT CAN THEY? (1/4) mississippitoday.org/2026/02/05/m...

NBC can send all the takedown requests it wants, nothing in the rulebook says you can’t post Olympics Spuds MacKenzie

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

My small child and I have made a comic book. For you. She wants me to tell you, she did not draw this. She also wants you to know that these are her characters in HER story. (Yes, it is my dialogue) After seeing what I am about to show you, she resolved to draw a better one. SO I present: CATCOP

Me, to my wife, during Friday Foot Massage Hours: "I bet if a girl told a guy 'one time I almost came from a foot massage,' he would give her foot massages for decades. At least." My wife, who told me this 21 years ago: "Yeah, wow, I bet that would work."