democrats have finally ensured that crime is illegal

Voight Kampfing every person who posts about being day drunk in a hotel to make sure it’s not another Hoyt parachute account.

my pet theory is this is because the market share of linux went from like 1.1% to 1.4% in 2024 and for the first time ever didn't go back to 1.1% in 2025

Hate that I the post credits sequence with Dersh showing up and telling Melania "I'm putting together a teen" spoiled for me.

In news that is both impressive and concerning, the dog has learned how to turn on the oven.

Interesting I wonder how many court orders any of us could violate inside a single month before we were hunted down like dogs by the police on multiple warrants

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

I'm sorry, but the reaction to Brianna Ghey being murdered by people she knew offline *because she was transgender* becoming 'we should stop teenagers from being on social media' rather than 'we should deal with the recent horrifying rise of transphobia in the UK' is unbelievably fucking bullshit.

lawyer brain immediately translating OC to opposing counsel makes for fun moments during the period before my brain reorients

A Thread of Nyx fighting things. First up: Nyx vs Shopvac

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This interview is very funny. www.thenation.com/article/soci...

saw a picture of Vince Gilligan finally and immediately mistook him for the guy from They Might be Giants

whose to say what happened really

might as well bring this back

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

spotted a sign at a local lawyers office

Wow I hate this new iPhone UI update. Fuck you Tim Apple

thinking about this again

the fell for it again award guy died this week. people just wouldn't stop pinning that damn thing on him. his body couldn't take any more

22. Stop giving Eli Roth work

9. Stop giving Rob Zombie work

“don’t take the bait” is the latest utterly meaningless catchphrase some liberal think tank cooked up, anyone saying this is not plugged into what’s happening and can’t and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

We have an update on Charlie’s newfound love of printing.

What’s up?

greatness doesn’t stretch itself? tell that to the goatse man

the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun

When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:

bro

what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open

There is no reforming the gestapo. There is no reforming the slave catchers. People that are talking about ICE’s “training” or that they need more should not be listened to. This is what policing is. More training = more money to do exactly what they’re doing now but more “efficiently.”

I agree Ice agents need more training, which is why we are flying in some experts from tel Aviv to give our boys an assist

Seeing libertarians say “well if you don’t want to get shot by the secret police then don’t go outside” has been so enlightening

Sympathies with the Epic PR team

posting from the linux desktop in 2026, the true year of the linux desktop

behold the most cursed ad I have ever been served, online

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

Idea to improve college football and speed up games: whenever a team is up four or more touchdowns the clock goes twice as fast.

buying man milk so i can eat my man cereal with my man spoon then take a man shit on my man toilet and use my man wipes then wash my hands with my tactical man soap

Ongoing and obvious reminder that firing chemical weapons directly at people's heads like this *is* deadly force.

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

In any event: remember that the real race in NY-12 is the primary, because whoever is the Democrat on the ballot is the one who will win. Conway is running to push out Democrats, not to beat a Republican.

this dumbass motherfucker

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Denny is completely correct here. I'll even go a step further and say that strictly from a craven political ambition standpoint, if you're the person who stands up to this murder and takes ICE to task and doesn't back down, you become the 2028 Dem frontrunner overnight. People yearn for a leader

When a cop murdered my big brother at a road block 21 years ago, their post-facto justification was that he tried to run over a cop. His foot released the brake after the officer shot him in the chest, and the car bumped an officer.

yes, the weimar republic was already very effective at violently demobilizing the initial community responses to nazi aggression. this is why people call liberalism the left wing of fascism btw, because the foundation for complete nazi takeover was laid by the previous government who fear communism.

no matter who is in charge at a national level, your community is the place where you have the most power. nazi-occupied denmark saved over 90% of its jewish population from the holocaust through community efforts.