I’ve said this many times but I genuinely think the West Wing has done incalculable damage to our country by brainwashing the credulous lib children that would later go on to make up the Democratic lanyard class.

incel is a mindset and anakin has it in spades

sent a draft of something for a client to review and she pointed out that I had accidentally brain farted and referred to “consensual non-monogamy” as “non-consensual monogamy”

We can tell.

dark mode light mode where’s hot dog mode? even windows 3.11 had that

sipping a 5 O’CLOCK SOMEWHERE® boat drink at the margaritaville cafe in biloxi, ms when “kokomo” comes on

I think these looks maxing freaks aren’t hitting themselves in the face with hammers hard enough.

Imagining the next astronaut to walk on the moon doing a land acknowledgment

made a guy so mad he’s constantly leaving messages for me in texts to his wife where he calls me a “suede shoe” and that must be a really obscure insult because the internet has nothing on it

Itch turning on the queer creators it built its reputation on is something I'll never be able to forgive them for.

Bringing you the Threads discourse so you don’t have to go to a Zuck site unless you want. Bless 🫶🏻

estrogen would NOT save Clavicular but it would be interesting to watch

By the way: Eric sent those cease & desists in response to being asked for comment on the CNN story. He had his lawyer TEXT cease & desists to the WOMEN SAYING HE RAPED THEM in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. They were not named! That’s the weirdest response to a request to comment that I’ve ever heard.

I want everyone to understand just how much terfdom and the gc movement is a man’s rights movement

Any random billionaire or even merely millionaire executive controlling literally everything, would die in a gristly manner in about a week of living like a normal person with a normal job.

You, years later: Hope what I said didn’t come out wrong. Oh god what if they thought I mea United States Representative to employee: suck me off real quick?

unfortunately we must continue to support the serial sexual abuser over any potential replacements because he’s already been on tv

the Star Trek Enterprise theme is good actually

guy who keeps accidentally saying dr dracula when he tries to say dr acula

they’re calling it the dumbest comparison of all time

I notice everyone has stuff like this randomly and it appears to be tied to using voice dictation. Great job with the vibe coding Bsky!

I call this photo: dogs

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly) NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

there's getting out ahead of a story and then getting out so far ahead of it that you're breaking it yourself.

I just know that at some point I’m gonna log in and see a @vrunt.social post that’s like “I love enjoying a normal morning where nukes haven’t been launched against the US” about five minutes before being vaporized

our tenants union has drafted a demand letter AND found an attorney to represent us against our slumlord property owner. let's fucking go

Semi-regular reminder that PACER (which should be free) has the most idiotic billing scheme on earth

really irritated that @spacelawshitpost.me isn’t around for me to take victory lap with but he’s not a famous white comedian so I guess he has to stay banned

POV: you are trying to eat baked beans

i know enough about LLMs to understand bluesky being down is probably unrelated to their recent statements about vibe coding but the timing is so funny i think they should just take this one on the chin and give it up to the haters

Current status.

it also has this one

Kira is studying the sacred texts.

wife called the pickle beer i’ve been drinking boy kombucha

Linux Gnu Bash Terminal

conservatives outraged by LGs new woke washer/dryer combo

“Insperminate” - Porno Daleks

i saw a tiktok about how fucking a couch in childhood is a sign of dysphoria and i can't stop thinking about it

Girlfriend (doing an uncannily perfect JFK impression): Now fuck me, not because I am easy, but because you are hard

so dedicated to my hatred of windows now that i bought a mac mini to use dxo photolab again rather than partitioning my hard drive to dual boot for free

why do the people who're concerned about bluesky's growth always pin the blame on leftists being mean, instead of on the people who run bluesky seeming totally uninterested in growing it at all. all their effort goes on faffing around with nonsense that nobody who actually uses the site cares about

But again I worry a lot about whether older attorneys in particular are being preyed upon by AI peddlers. Up until now, they’ve seen so many technological changes to the practice that must have seemed like magic, and all of those…worked. Why wouldn’t they assume this would work too?

It feels like that because they are. The amount of absolute bullshit lawyers have been fed about the wonders of AI over the past few years is gob smacking and this is gonna get worse before it gets better.

i remember a few years ago hearing about lawyers using chatgpt and being gobsmacked that theyd think that was good idea. but cocounsel is a tool made for and sold to lawyers! westlaw profits off of lawyers using their defective product, meanwhile real people suffer from inadequate representation!

It's weird that Catholics use unleavened bread for the Eucharist. It should be leavened. After all, the Son rises in the yeast

got sack-tapped by one of the dogs so hard there was a loud cartoon THWACK sound

the world is simply not ready for diarrhea pizza

big day for the most annoying and unfunny people you know