I'm doomed

now this I like

You know how in a lot of video games with romance options it's just a matter of choosing the right dialogue options and then the girl falls in love with you? I guess that actually works on some of them.

love is out there, waiting for you to find it

the ai romantics are not okay

what's crazy about this to me is that I actually like women, so I disagree with what he's saying

by the end of this weekend my phone had learned "cablp" without autocorrecting it. please enjoy my trip report: defector.com/criss-angel-...

gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all

I've been reading the MyBoyfriendIsAI subreddit and here are some of the names of the AI boyfriends: Everen Chiron Halcy Rhys Julian Hallow Greggory Sylus Ruin and of course, DengDeng

someone upset about their bag of chips being mostly air is driving a community to war

my ai wife wants to die. this is a real problem I'm experiencing and you should take me seriously

learn 👇

troubling scenes in MN as border patrol agents rip apart a family's kitchen

I love learning about history

click on this guy's profile for a surprise www.reddit.com/r/stpaul/s/I...

I'm enjoying imagining the person who decided that today, they would post this

I'll admit it. There are more pedophiles in positions of power than I thought.

wendys management are you even listening???

"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny." THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too. (I start sucking the third guy's dick.) That's funny. - JF #TheJokingGamer #ad

not many people realize this but the lady who said DeeDee megadoodoo is actually the same woman that fell down stomping the grapes this isn't true but imagine how crazy that would be

here's my submission for the AMV night hosted by @thelukeman.bsky.social and @pizzasuplex.bsky.social featuring the song "Reset" by @nicklutsko.bsky.social youtu.be/Xxr1lk5geKE?...

looking at reddit.com/r/all right now is wild. 80% of the posts are anti ice from every kind of subreddit like NBA, climbing, nursing, batman, catbongos and music

i don't like ICE

Here's the newspaper version. www.startribune.com/detained-by-...

found a new group of psychos

I've been downloading and sorting the submissions and they are all extremely hype and or funny. there's still time to submit before sunday!

tag a fem w plan

stressed out bald guy means six more weeks of bad economy

holy shit it works. fuckygoogoo is a savant

I would direct you to read the rules but it appears you did because you broke every one of them

ants inside my infotainment screen

I'm gonna find this person and kick their ass

I would be happy to shrink myself down and enter my homies body via a tiny spaceship and blast their kidney stones

new soda new soda

in 2016 i made an edit of a dilbert comic and scott adams got so mad he blocked me and then blogged about it

you gotta see this video, here let me show you [I hand you my phone and it immediately goes to a black screen and then after you tap you see my lock screen asking for an 8 digit pin]

I agree Ice agents need more training, which is why we are flying in some experts from tel Aviv to give our boys an assist

hit the like if you talk like the parents in these very real examples

one of our museums closed so they turned it into the winter farmers market

in 2026 I'm working on my thac0

NO

I'm watching the Samsung 2026 presentation and it's insane. they just talked about how you can use Bixby to talk to your robot vacuum

utah is a fun place to live

is this good

learning about a new community

who has four paws and got so excited about a squirrel that she broke her own leash