i love snow emergency season- a time when we learn that we can lose half of the cities publicly subsidized parking and everyone is fine actually

🚨🚨🚨 PARKING EMERGENCY 🚨🚨🚨

Just received word Lydia Tár has been let go by Memphis, related to allegations of inappropriate behavior at a previous job. She has retained legal counsel and intends to pursue the entire buyout she feels she is owed.

Who do we tell to plow the newly opened cedar lake trail?

Two big flocks of sandhill cranes just flew over Bryn Mawr. Should be over uptown very shortly, then nokomis area in 5-10 minutes

8 seconds is enough time to run another play?

Eek. Just run out of bounds.

Still mad about the kid risking trumpet damage ( @violanorth.bsky.social some marching band kid was using his trumpet to wipe snow off the bleachers)

Falcon Heights!!!!

ESPN disagrees.

PJ gets to run freeeeeee

Good punt but that's a makeable field goal. Truly a @sickoscommittee.org special

If you can trade randle for a starting pg and a backup center you have to do it right?

Throw more than five feet challenge!

But he went out of bounds first...

Fairly certain the gophers are never not torched by backup qbs.

Punt of the year (derogatory)!

Koi should be more coy.

Punt of the year!

DO NOT CLEAN SNOW OFF THE BLEACHERS WITH YOUR TRUMPET FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Is Pitt the dumbest team in America?

The seven points Christmas market is exactly what you'd expect from people who hold their art fair at a mostly suburban garden store

I'd add that 21st century america is basically one big scam at this point (just check your text messages!) and absolutely no one in power is willing to fix it (even if the electoral benefits are obvious)

Unlock a new Patreon membership level: you'll get to go to Saint Paul and explain a very strange baseball team (partially owned by Bill Murray) to Taylor.

Kennilworth and cedar lake trail are officially open!!!!!!!

Good thing I'm strong because I spatchcock.

Won't you put me on through...

Sixers' Tyrese Maxey takes a shot at running pups Howie & Spike through the agility course at the National Dog Show, still some kinks to work out 😂 (r @gettinggophery.bsky.social)

Tyrese Maxey confusing the hell out of agility dogs is amazing tv @cjzero.bsky.social

Locked in.

National dog show!!

@normcharlatan.bsky.social free whatever these are at meteor tonight.

Meteor is a gift.

Oh are we talking about Puritans and child sacrifice???? Mystic massacre - Wikipedia share.google/xt85KDhD58IP...

This was years ago but someone called in trying to salvage a bisque made with white wine vinegar and white wine, and no, those are different things.

Ok the goldfish cracker float had me laughing like spinal tap. It is massive! 14 crackers long!

Real lost opportunity that there's not a @wedge.live thanksgiving day parade. Imagine the extremely minor local celebs, balloons of campaign finance reports, possibly leading up to battle train- claus at the end

I tune into the parade for bad Broadway and I get decent 90s music? Am I that old?

A crime against everything.

311 is always your friend (even if they don't always do what they should)

Overheard just now: “I’ll have the Old Fashioned—not the Wisconsin one, the good one.”

I think there's a Pulitzer prize waiting for anyone who does some long form journalism on how Al's survived the pandemic.

We did it! Unknown precipitation!

Gonna be a gritty Fleetwood Mac movie.

Just now noticing this "very easy" note on my 1898 map of Minneapolis

Cranberries naturally occur gelled in cans. That's just science.

Happy notable books day!!

What is this mysterious sign mean?

Fun to walk around lake of the Isles and hear one failed ward candidate loudly plotting with another extremely failed ward 7 candidate about having 4 wards and 9 at large council seats.

No actually, rent being too high is the usual reason.