Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Trump getting elected a few weeks AFTER the Access Hollywood tape dropped was to America’s culture of sexual violence what Sandy Hook was for gun violence—a clear sign that tens of millions of “conservatives” were totally fine with it.

the president admitted to sexual assault on camera and it didn't matter

Witch’s Hat in Tower Hill Park

tell me all the open knowledge

This is a crock of shit. The ACA already prohibits federal dollars from being used to pay for abortion. ACA plans which cover abortion even include a separate $1/mo fee which the insurance carriers have to be kept segregated from the rest of their revenue in a separate bank account. I’m serious.

Can't believe Target paid for these

South Minneapolis, Northern Lights.

He should call in the Old Navy Seals.

Went to repost this and then depressingly saw it was from 8 months ago. This is still true, and I am now convinced it will remain true until there are successful primary challenges nationwide to the "roll over and play dead" Dems.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.” aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

I honestly don’t get the value of this company. They hoover up energy and water. Their product constantly gets things wrong and, in extreme cases, coaches people into suicide. And it’s all built on what seems to be malicious and vast intellectual property theft. What does OpenAI offer the world?

OVER A MILLION USERS DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT EVERY *WEEK* what the fuck are we DOING here

Why is this not considered an assassination?

They really stuck the landing on this one.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

"Let them eat gas."

Here is the Ad for the next election:

My next normal experience in a Walgreens will be my first.

Literal spit take.

He will have a plan to help in 2 weeks.

Learning about my company's 30% increase in our insurance plan. Good news, my wife's work window to change closed last week, before we got to see my plan. Flawless system.

lol

Yikes

I really thought I'd get more write-in votes.

How many Radiohead references can you count?

Hey look. Communism.

Base case scenario, Trump does another AI video of him flying over and dumping shit on Cheney's grave.

RIP Dick Cheney, I guess God needed someone to shoot a person in the face.

People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.

In Chicago, a woman was driving to get coffee when a DHS vehicle fleeing an angry crowd crashed into her car. Armed agents jumped out of the vehicle, yanked her door open, pulled her by the legs out of her car at gunpoint, held her incommunicado for hours, then released her with no charges.

This order, from federal Judge John J. McConnell in Rhode Island, ordering the Trump administration to pay SNAP benefits, is an absolute banger: "So here's the ORDER and here's the legal direction from the Court...." Hilarious. www.courtlistener.com/docket/71820...

So close. Centimetres.

Whether it was LA or Canada, Trump wants to send troops to the World Series Parade.

They will get them in game 8.

The last thing Will Smith hit that hard was Chris Rock.

Keep the Dodgers name out of your mouth.

Hey MLB how many plays in this game do you want to be weird as hell?

Watching your favorite sports team:

It’s okay to be glad that restaurants are doing stuff like this AND absolutely furious about the utter failure of the United States government.

Sad day for the folks who staked their reputations on lab leak conspiracy theories. www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...

Is there lore in Minnesota that you had as much attention as the Halloween Blizzard?

This Halloween I'm going as the East Wing, just an unplanned wreck of a narcissist.

It takes a lot to impress me, but this is fucking impressive.

Damn