Also, special shoutout to Onion fans in Minneapolis. We didn't even announce this screening publicly and enough people found it on their own last night that it sold out immediately. The Trylon, whose staff have been incredible, have already added a second screening. www.trylon.org/film/the-oni...

Homicides dropped 70% on Memorial Day compared to last year, too. And guns are WAY more accessible now than they were in 2001. But Chicago didn’t add more cops; it invested in alternatives. Now let’s see media & pundits take up the story of a progressive Black mayor in a Blue state doing this…

Minneapolis! www.trylon.org/film/the-oni...

The Supreme Court’s rationale for granting absolute immunity, *even for “sham” prosecutions*, is that it would prevent a president from going after his predecessor. So it protects former presidents (sort of), but no one else. Great job, CJ

By sweeping crime crackdown do you mean yardwork?

Tell me you work in Minnesota without telling me you work in Minnesota.

Kimmel: "Trump wants Americans to lose jobs because he can't take a joke."

She makes everything more annoying in ways you don’t necessarily expect. It’s a gift. Like how she spells tick tock wrong

In December 2023, Special Counsel Jack Smith asked SCOTUS to grant cert before judgement to hear Trump’s immunity appeal. The court rejected that request and didn’t issue its immunity decision until July 2024. Trump’s federal cases never made it to trial before the November 2024 election.

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."

I like that Jimmy Kimmel chose to do this the hard way.

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

We must guard our freedoms.

This barely made a blip in the news. Young white man, domestic abuser, takes out three innocent police officers with an AR-15 in Pennsylvania. Not trans. Not Antifa. Just another emotional man with easy access to weapons.

and a retired meteorologist shall lead us

1. Just so we’re clear, this is the clip that got Jimmy Kimmel’s show shelved by ABC. If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.

Disney should watch Andor.

The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmel’s band releases a statement calling the FCC’s pressure on Disney “state censorship.”

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

Let ABC know how you feel about their bowing to the thugs in power and cancelling Jimmy Kimmel's show: support.abc.com/hc/en-us/req...

Musk,and all the "free speech absolutists" are pretty quiet right now.

Instead of the angry finger-pointing, can we just for one day agree that it is horrible and monstrous to shoot another human? On behalf of my family, we send love to the Kirks and to all the children, parents and innocents who fall victim to senseless gun violence.

Sorry MAGA, but I’m not leaving the country

Serious brain rot.

All those "Free Speech" comedians better step the fuck up.

Same vibe:

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RIP the man in the greatest one-shot five-minute phone call to Minnesota in movie history m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qeem...

Welp.

American soybean farmers don’t have a single order from China as they head into harvest season. China usually buys 25% of the entire crop. Crisis looms for the farmers and there’s only one man responsible.

That Cowboy FG would have been good from 70+.

Farm Aid 40 to Move Forward In Minneapolis Farm Aid is grateful that the University of Minnesota and Teamsters Local 320 have reached an agreement. We are thrilled to confirm that Farm Aid 40 will go forward in Minneapolis as planned.

Nancy Mace acting on disinformation that the shooter was trans: goes off on tirade against "trannies" Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."

Remind me, when Trump himself was on trial, did he want it all rushed through as quickly as possible or did he demand due process be applied to him?

Me at the movies trying to get that rogue piece of popcorn out of my teeth:

Loomer deleted the post on the left this morning

Just last month the FBI forced out its top agent in Salt Lake City, a Pakistani American woman whom a former FBI agent describes as a “legendary case agent who was involved in some of the most significant national security cases of the last two decades.” www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/rc...

Spencer Cox: "Our nation is broken. We had political assassinations recently in Minnesota. We had an attempted assassination on the gov of Pennsylvania. And we had an attempted assassination on a president. Nothing I say can unite us as a country. Nothing I can say right now can fix what is broken"

The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

"Harvard can't use race as a factor in admissions, but ICE can use race as a factor in detentions" is a retrenchment essentially to a pre-Civil War understanding of the Constitution. It's vanishingly few steps removed from "Latinos have no rights which the white man is bound to respect."

One day after the Supreme Court lifted the ban on racial profiling, federal agents swarmed a car in Van Nuys. Four masked agents with guns drawn yanked people out, slammed them to the ground, and pointed a weapon at a pregnant woman. There is no justification for this. None.

My new dehumidifier certainly doesn't need to connect to my wifi.

Great video. Rick is an old friend and he used to be the board chair of NORML.

The New Yorker asked me “how bad” today’s Supreme Court ruling was. I boiled it down to one paragraph: link.newyorker.com/view/5bda429...

Can the Vikings make the whole game out of the 4th quarter?

“if the President’s signature represents pubes that might be exculpatory under the circumstances” is a sentence I just thought and am now leaving with you