Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Stoked that I get to watch this scene on the big screen in Minneapolis tomorrow.

I DID WAR CRIMES TO COVER MY SEX CRIMES:

When he is deposed he must be given a fair trial. Several of them.

holy shit

Tonight’s colorful sunset sky over downtown Minneapolis, as seen from Mendota Heights

Well done Minneapolis!

Literally everything Trump promised was a lie, but those of us who knew better and warned everyone have to pay the same price as all the idiots that believed him.

Remember to set your clocks back to the 1970's oil crisis.

Extreme Jar Jar Binks voice: "How Crude!"

I'm no fancy political consultant, but, hey, if you're in Dem comms, you should notice that Fox News panicked over Trump wearing a cheap Trump merch baseball cap to receive the bodies of soldiers he got killed for no reason he can articulate, and you should absolutely lean into that.

Can we just keep shaving hours off the days until Trump is out of office?

Trump is neither Military or intelligent, discuss.

Jersey girl approved :: Paramus, NJ WAR CRIMES DON’T HIDE SEX CRIMES

Literally insane. He is mad. Completely mad.

Trump to Noem: "Give me your badge and costumes."

I think Minnesota can take some credit for getting Bovino and Noem fired.

Since receiving presidential pardons, dozens of former Capitol rioters have gotten into more legal trouble. In Florida, Andrew Paul Johnson was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse. n.pr/4rUa1zD

Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year's Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's.

Obama is the only president to date born when there were 50 states

But other than that, things are going great!

Since the Dow is under 50,000 can we arrest people in the Epstein files?

BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a “victim” in the warrant.

Trump has no plan. This is a damning summary from The Economist’s Middle East Correspondent Gregg Carlstrom.

Trump is like if Lenny from Of Mice and Men was president.

This is kind of how he chose JD over Pence:

If we are just killing or kid napping heads of state can we just get Putin?

Shady JD Vance in 2024: " Our interest, I think, very much is in not going to war with Iran.  It would be a huge distraction of resources. It would be massively expensive to our country." (H/T Home of the Brave)

The concept of fighting them over there so we don't fight them here hits differently in Minnesota.

I bet the Board of Peace is spelled B-O-R-E-D.

Still up on the official White House website: www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

So far in 2026, Trump has attacked Minnesota and Iran.

Every accusation is a confession:

FIFA must be so embarrassed.

There are always tweets

If you watch one single clip this week, let it be this one. And watch the whole thing. This isn't a game. This isn't about politics. This is about how corruption is destroying millions of American lives.

Besides the Noble Prize, I'd think Minnesota reporters will win some Pulitzers next time around.

I think there's a nonzero chance that Trump thinks Mamdani is one of the Saudis

"Trans people no longer allowed to drive in Kansas" is a real headline. In case you don't think this is Nazi shit, let me assure you: this is Nazi shit.

It would be funny if Zohran Mamdani somehow just talked Trump into being his Chief of Staff.

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Unexpected but welcome development

I wish Bill Paxton was in the Avatar movies.

Sit with that headline for a minute

Fuck this and everyone who helped get things to this point. Trans rights are human rights—full stop.

Couldn't beat us one way, so it's on to the next round.

If we add Minnesota to the Epstein Files, will Trump finally start ignoring us?

If Minnesota really had so much fraud, Trump would have pardoned it by now.