I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

United Arab Emirates announces they will now be making All Birds shoes.

Kindness is action. Kindness is showing up. Kindness is stepping forward and serving others in ways big and small.

The Fugitive

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They should build a bawl room.

Imagine the accused WHCD gunman didn’t run past security, but savagely beat the guards and Secret Service, & 4 died. Imagine he planned to kill not just administration officials, but everyone in the ballroom. Imagine there were 1,000+ of him. Imagine they were convicted. And Trump pardoned them.

What if we made the whole plane out of ballrooms?

I guess God hates school children.

This is now the 3rd yr in a row where the same dude spends every waking second pissing off as many people as as he can, he also refuses to regulate firearms, some joker gets one of those firearms and fails miserably at using it and the media subjects us to 2 weeks of "should everyone else be nicer"

I'm rewatching the Chernobyl series on HBO, and the opening voiceover from Legasov resonates: "What is the cost of lies? It's not that we'll mistake them for the truth. The real danger is that if we hear enough lies, then we no longer recognize the truth at all."

Go Wolves!

I just had to get an App to eat a banana.

Timberwolves and Wild fans at work this week.

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

Can Michael Shannon do a cover of this?

Wasn't there once some issue where the President's son was supposedly (though without much evidence) profiting off of his father's Presidency and it was the worst thing in the world during the last administration...

Behind every man is a woman who accomplished something the man wants credit for.

If I don't get drafted by any team tomorrow, it might be time to start thinking about a Plan B.

Join the MAHA Movement, and you too can become this sterling picture of health.

Look at the faces of Minnesota's stolen children www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Massive fire in Marcy Holms.

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

US data centers consume 5-8% of US electricity generation (!) and generates $25 billion in external environmental costs www.nber.org/papers/w35100

Remember 2 days ago when a guy shot and killed 8 children in Louisiana? Kind of wild how since there is no mystery, the news just drops it.

We go way back

I spend hours a week listening to Podcasts. I looked at the Webby Awards Winner and haven't heard of 90% of the titles or names of people. You all are making a lot of content.

War on the immune system.

>covert action blown because of a traffic accident

Salmon are now staff writers at 1970's SNL.

You'd think that Fox News paying $787.5 million in damages about his lies would have been the first clue.

Right now, the difference is Murray's damn half-court shot.

Each team won a quarter 39-25.

If falling on someone's head isn't a foul, they should do that every play.

You can't say Denver is getting fouls called because they are the more aggressive team, these are phantom touch fouls on jump shots.

NBA refs are a joke.

Brian Scalabrine sounds like Jesse Ventura.

CNN put together a montage of Trump saying as far back as March 9 that his war against Iran "is going to be finished pretty quickly," then him saying that same thing over and over for the past six weeks

You can watch tonight's NBA Playoffs games exclusively at gas station pumps.

The fact that the Onion bought Infowars on the anniversary of Columbine High School murders is just another level of righteousness.

Here's how we're taking over InfoWars.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

Trump is so good at negotiating.

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

Traders placed over $1bn in perfectly timed bets on the Iran war. What is going on? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

The Wolves should use the Nuggets strategy of shooting 25 FTs.

The Apostle's Creep