Merry merry, y'all!

I'm gonna miss the Christmas tree cats ♥️♥️♥️

On the World Wide Webster.

Where lies the strangling fritter that came from the hand of the baker I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather on the overpass…

This time of year I always think of this deliciously unhinged photo shoot with Truman Capote & Andy Warhol for High Times magazine's 1978 Xmas issue, with Capote soused to the gills & Warhol gamely playing along as Santa. I want someone to write an extended oral history of this photo shoot alone

#thefrog #portland

me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million

For sale: Tiny Tim. Never died.

Merry Christmas! #itsabird 🪶

How the Grinch stole Al Capone's vault

Music Time

What a good idea! #postyourtree

I very much enjoyed Christmas Eve service. I did. But... If you're a downtown church in the 2nd most populous city in the state and there's only one person of color at your Christmas Eve service, you need to think long and hard about why that is.

here’s your annual reminder that if you get sensory overwhelm at large social gatherings and need to find a quiet spot to chill/reset for a bit, that is 100% okay and you should definitely do it 🎄

Christmas Eve fit. Earrings by @loxy.bsky.social (please, let Canada ship to us normally again!)

New Year's resolution idea for guys! Tell your bros they look hot. Tell them they are funny. Tell them you are proud to know them. Hug them and really squeeze instead of aggressively thumping their backs. Start planting the seeds of supportive affection and gratitude, and then you can reap them!

This is on an official town website: How do you know if a bear is dangerous? Step 1: bang two pots together. Step 2: did it eat you?

WORD! #9LC

NEW via me and @alejacorazonhm.bsky.social: As Christmas approaches, clergy, churches and other religious organizations are wrestling with how to mark one of the most important Christian holidays while also serving an immigrant population in crisis. religionnews.com/2025/12/24/w...

Evergreen

I hope you are all safe from emails until the new year 💅🏼

You know Pete from Shaun of the Dead ? The actor that played him saying this 😅😅😅 too funny.

Listen with the sound on. And at the end, grumpy face blacky whitey actually hugs me.

MIXER THREAD! NICE THREAD!!!

Ok. I changed from my comfy sweatpants to jeans and tried to shake out my hair so it doesn't look "greasy" (it's curl cream, idk) trying to mitigate whatever my mom will criticize about the way I look. Guess it will be about my character or something now. Will report back.

Tinny Tim who could NOT carry a tune.

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Chapter 1: We Call Them Skeets, Mom Chapter 2: On the Origins of Sensual Alf Chapter 3: Watto's Cloaca - Sensual Alf Has Friends Everywhere Chapter 4: Big Ship Stuck Again Chapter 5: What if Big Ship Had an Ass? Chapter 6: GenAI Broligarchs - The Guillotine Solution

For your holiday ambiance, I've made a hypnotic yule log fireplace with ultra slow motion macro footage of flames stretching & warping like liquid as fire reacts with calcium chloride & barium. This is real fire I filmed, not CGI or AI. 10hrs, 4K, crackling sounds, no music, no ads. Happy holidays!

Grab the tissues for this little moment of #SpreadLove There's a longer video in the comments (I don't think I could name 3 TS songs, but this isn't about that, or her)

Dear 2026: The bar is on the floor

Hey #uglydogs check it out!

1980s, musher Joe Redington Sr. (1917-1999) gives a ride to Santa Claus at what I think is the University Center in Anchorage. Via Anchorage Museum. #alaskahistory #alaska

At the Eisenhower Presidential Library, I came across this postscript to a 1957 letter to the president from an 11-year old girl, who wrote to endorse Ike’s actions supporting civil rights in in Little Rock: “Keep this from my mother because she would be disappointed please.”

MOAR ADORABLES, PLEASE

Very important to keep this thread going.

TIMELINE CLEANSE. Please post your adorable getting into the holiday spirit. Molly is dallying in the Christmas garland.

It’s not Minnesota Nice anymore, it’s Minnesota NoICE! Art by me, please share, thx <3

What's the dream? (Wrong answers only)

Dream team (unclear what the dream is)

Just the dvd screensaver going on in there 24/7