now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it

The best part of having POTS and needing extra salt to stabilize your blood pressure is when someone starts selling counterfeit electrolytes that have no salt in them at all! If you have POTS, double check the site you’re buying from, especially on mobile.

folks. we have it. the first 5 star rating of my reviews. if you have never seen this episode, i would encourage you to do so

The Democratic caucus trying to stop Chuck Schumer from agreeing to a CR with a nationwide abortion ban attached

For @teenvogue.com I wrote about the death of trans athlete Lia Smith and how trans youth kind themselves with central pillars of their lives being constantly ripped away from them because of politics. www.teenvogue.com/story/politi...

“Now you’ll have to just wait in silence until the next ballot drop on Monday because you’ve been so bad.” “Yes, Mistress.”

Oh! Oh!

Yes. This is why we had so many movies taped off of TV when I was a kid. I didn’t know the “we ain’t found shit” line from Spaceballs until I was an adult because of this, but I could recite many commercials by heart

Me working at Target under the new rules

I live in America—more to the point, Im sick in America. The only way I can get the meds I need is w/ Patreon. Writers get lots of lessons on building craft & honing skills. Readers get VIP access to my books and art. Everyone gets an amazing Discord community. $5/month makes a huge difference! 🔗👇🏼

When the government fails us, we take care of each other. It’s a great time to check your community fridge—we hit every fridge in the city and stocked them with delicious meals! Thanks so much to everyone who came out and made Fork and Knife Club possible.

I think a lot about the story Carl Reiner told: he’d have been a sewing machine repairman if not for a free WPA drama class. That led to other theater work, to Sid Caesar, to Mel Brooks, and all the rest. All because of one free class paid for by a government that felt the arts were worth teaching.

Evergreen:

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

Most people don’t know that with SNAP you are banned from buying “foods that are hot at the point of sale”. So even if you have SNAP (which people don’t now) you can’t get cooked food. Which means you need to also actually have the resources to PREPARE a “healthy” meal.

Head's up there is a Bluesky ban scam going around. This account just joined 40 mins ago and send me this DM. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK. Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this. Stay safe!

While they’re still screwing about with SNAP, it’s a good idea to donate to pet shelters, too. If you dare show up with “poor people shouldn’t have pets”, I will tear such a new one it generates a black hole. apnews.com/article/pets...

ONCE AGAIN: Yes, it is possible for people to have a genuine change of heart and to make amends (see Robert Byrd, etc.). HOWEVER, YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY *DO THE WORK,* and that takes TIME and EFFORT. You can't just change your tune on stuff you've said/done for years and suddenly everything's cool.

This one is for me and @mostlymartha.bsky.social

itch.io/b/3352/trans... Only six more days of this wonderful sale remaining! 32 books for $35! There's quite a few gems in here & we're all so thankful for the support already shown! (Also, HUGE thank yous to everyone who has downloaded Echo Sight.) It means so much! #💙📚 #📚🪐 #📚🌈 #📚⚡️

With one decision we will make shopping here and working here both worse! Talk about efficiency!

excellent job by these states correctly anticipating Supreme Court fuckery and moving quickly to protect their most vulnerable residents deeply unfortunate that “rush to get ahead of the Court” is now the smart and savvy way to act

This weekend, the Cascadian Gamers will be raising money to help kids get the medical help they need, and giving away a whole lot of awesome prizes, like game consoles and more! Every $10 donated gets you a chance to win one of these consoles or other amazing prizes! DONATE: bit.ly/CGELGlenn25

Any cats out there think they can out-derp Chub Chub? I doubt it!

(Extreme @conductress.bsky.social voice): #SpreadJoy #SpreadLove

Once you hit 35 you should be allowed to free yourself of your burdensome corporeal form and exist instead as a sort of malevolent vapour hunting men across the bogs

Who asked for this? Piggy goes with Kermie.

People who don't live here just don't get how much this state takes its sweet fucking time counting these ballots. No overnight counting. NO WEEKEND COUNTING. We have to wait until Monday for likely the final call.

BREAKING: A federal jury in Brooklyn awarded our clients — 674 immigrants unlawfully jailed by the Suffolk County Sheriff’s Office — $112 million. Could not be more proud to work at @latinojustice.bsky.social and to partner with the talent of Winston & Strawn.

"...after Dodgers relief pitchers all got Vesia’s jersey number stitched into their caps, every single reliever on the Toronto Blue Jays took a Sharpie to his own hat and wrote #51 on it for Vesia in solidarity. It was a simple act of kindness, sportsmanship and class..." #SpreadLove

... Baja Blast pie. Taco Bell. What is this madness. That color is so. Very.

The trend has translated into an emphasis on family-friendly benefits like parental leave and health care coverage, as well as protections against sexual harassment.

There is nothing any court can write, any judge can order, that makes bullying children an acceptable school district policy. And any judge who rules otherwise is not fit to sit on the bench.

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

I made it! Thank you for thinking good things!

🎶 My Adidas, standin' on two fifth street Funky fresh and cold like the cuts that I yeet

The chef judge of the U.S. District Court for the District of Rhode Island is currently - from the bench - ordering the full payment of SNAP benefits, giving USDA a deadline of tomorrow, Friday, November 7th, to comply www.patreon.com/mattbc/event...

Idk why but I'm extra anxious today. I love you all. Please do something kind for someone else today and if you want to tell me about it I'd love to hear. #SpreadLove y'all

I'm flying today. So far, on my way to the airport (about an hour) my departing flight has changed gates four (4) times. Wish me luck, y'all.

According to a person familiar with jury lunches

Apparently mustard and onions are the smell of freedom!

I saw some wolves in the forest 🐺

#bakedrhymes I am crying Because I have lost A memento Crying Because I Was once An unsentimental thing A hole in my pocket Has become a void in my soul A piece of myself Lost As swiftly as it was discovered I remember now Why i do not trust Sentiment The agony is exquisite