Tried the coffee at work. It was weak. I'll just bring my own and leave the company bean water for everyone else.

We've got to continue waging the war to get something back that we had before we started the war.

Hovercunt is the name of my Indigo Girls prog-rock cover band.

"Are you 20 years into a career, have a family, and want to fuck up your life for the absolute dumbest reason?"

And embrace A.I.

I'll do whatever you say, Scully.

As someone who's not even a fan of gin, this is accurate.

Lost a staring contest to a stray cat because it started taking a shit without breaking eye contact. Dug its hole and everything.

And our city administration is stupid enough to say yes.

Where's dinner with Jay Z?

A few years ago a friend and I started a tradition of tracking low-cost and free summer activities around Greater New Orleans. Here's the first draft for 2026 - what am I missing? docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

‘It’s in our soil’: Beaucoup Hoodoo Fest celebrates African religions and spirituality in New Orleans The annual Beaucoup Hoodoo Festival is different from typical voodoo tourism in New Orleans.

Newest Lamplighter: NOLA charter network didn't put school closure vote on board because it was 'unanticipated' — 5 weeks after it hired a NY PR firm to handle 'change management topics.' @martajewson.bsky.social has the story.

Okay so I don’t even wanna make this post bc I wanna tough it out but I don’t think I can. With Texas changing laws from after 30 days you get evicted to only 3… I’m gonna be on the street by the end of next week with being fired. I don’t know how to do go fund me but if yall could help me in anyway

Painted garage, New Orleans

When y'all both climax on the 🎶SWAZZLE TEH ZO TEEE ZOO🎶 >>>>>

This is how I feel about Pumps And A Bump.

Take that handicapable muthafucka's plates.

I think this is a great idea that will be even more amazing when floated by someone whose hobbies don’t include covering up murder

What brawl? All I see is a player's union meeting.

He's already abandoning marginalized groups? Usually they wait a few months after actually being elected m

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Y'all are going to shame Disney into CGI'ing that wig and it's going to be hilarious.

Linking this old skeet to reinforce to a certain demographic that the Black delegation is not impressed bsky.app/profile/lite...

Same energy youtu.be/QIduL2QY7AA?...

The two most ineffective losers on earth

A hand holding a tattoo needle tattooing my name

Not pictured: Actual assisting

Happy birthday to Chaka Khan who turned can-still-get-it years old today.

Today's morning song (Let me help put some pep in your step this Monday morning) open.spotify.com/track/2Ohu1E...

From its direct inclusion in the Caribbean delegation to its trans-Atlantic African connection, New Orleans touches every part of the diaspora. (This is from my bookshelf. I only speak on what I know.)

It’s really just that simple bruh

If you're not from New Orleans, you wouldn't understand. If you haven't lived here for an extended period of time and very intentional about learning the culture and customs, you wouldn't understand. It's best you just keep New Orleans' name out'cha mouth if you ain't got nothing nice to say.

Let me tell you something, Bubba: Meeting someone in Temecula Ain't got shit on meeting someone in the Calliope.

I find shaving so annoying, but man am I so f*cking pretty when I'm done.

The screening area is where they check IDs. This is idiotic redundancy. They're just making shit up that they "could" do because they have no purpose or reason for being there, even in these circumstances.

*mad because I'm not on these lists and glad that I'm not on these lists*

As someone who really dislikes TSA, the average TSA bully wants to pull you out of line, waste an hour of your day, get to be big man on campus for 60 min and then send you on your way. The ICE guy wants to shoot you in the face. Different vibe

This recipe was called Japanese Beef Curry. It's going to be served over jasmine rice.

Washed off a potato that's an ingredient for tonight's dinner and am now letting dry before starting as if it's not going to be covered in sauce anyway.

Trying the coffee at work for the first time tomorrow. If it's weak, I'm reporting whomever made it to HR.

If you know me, you know I love my four letter words. The only one that sticks in my throat? HELP.

Pssssp, pssssp, hey shawty

I am going to track down and beat up everyone involved in bringing this to fruition.

"The takeaway should not be the results but what was done to get the results. The fight, the stance, the demands, the resilience, the belief. The way," columnist Scoop Jackson writes.

Need a Black woman / non-binary person to interview :)

Still hoping to chip away at this. $100 left to goal. Shares are free, and definitely help. Thanks in advance

Every. Time. They can give me the most precise directions on how to get it without disturbing anything else. They're still getting the whole purse.