Edi Patterson might be the funniest person alive

Walked into the AMC yesterday and said out loud “Oh wow looks like they pushed a software update to the Coke Freestyle machines”

Bringing this over here bc it cracks me up every single year and deserves to live forever @mattscalici.bsky.social

eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

We have @nauerbach.com this week talking Widow’s Bay! Plus @cwdarney.bsky.social and I review OBSESSION!

Here's a version of a conversation we've been having for a while now, about independent media and Where We Go From Here: channel-6.ghost.io/you-are-not-...

Widow’s Bay fuckin rocks

Who up watchin Sabrina at Coachella?

My opinion that House Tour is one of the only perfect pop songs of this decade has only been bolstered by it having a perfect music video

Doing creative shit with your friends is a top three thing to do while alive

hell yeah

If you didn't catch the names in PTA's speech, the 1975 Best Picture nominees are Barry Lyndon, Dog Day Afternoon, Jaws, Nashville, and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. There are no skips; there is no wrong place to start. They will make you love American movies anew, and demand the best from them.

Increasingly as time goes by my reaction to complaints about any movie is "make your own thing"

He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.

Shakespeare’s dead daughter Juniet

@mattscalici.bsky.social says this all the time 🤌

All children are born anti-fascist

Is everybody OK? Did you all make it through the night without Congress passing a law to stop the incredibly minor thing we do to make summer days feel normal?

The thing about old movies is sometimes you’ll be watching a comedy about some showgirls tricking old men out of their money and then in the middle of it they drop one of the most breathtaking musical sequences ever committed to film.

A true 1-of-1. Farewell, Catherine O’Hara. 😭

On today’s episode of Big Screen Sports, @cruzkontrol.bsky.social & @mattscalici.bsky.social joined to talk anxiety, getting your ass slapped with a paddle by Mr. Wonderful, and what feels like the best sports movie of the decade in “Marty Supreme” 👉 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

Stop calling people trying to protect their neighbors and their communities "protesters."

I know they’re both probably run by algorithms but explain to me why my hometown FM classic rock station can play 10 straight absolute bangers and Spotify, which already knows which songs and artists I like, can’t do it.

New Watercooler episode! We’re getting ready for the Winter Olympics by looking back at the Mighty Ducks franchise with @kylebandujo.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...

Pope Gregory XIII in 1582:

Gotta say…absolutely hate the uniform combos in this game. Boring as shit.

Honestly? Living in Alabama. When you live between Selma and Birmingham and Tuscaloosa, it is fairly impossible to fall into the "this is the worst it has ever been and it can't get better" pit. It was way worse for people here, in living memory, and they didn't shrug & give up. So I can't either.

People that love ATVs really fucking love ATVs huh. Good luck to them

Movie Rec: A lady gets so drunk at a Chinese restaurant that she ends up killing her date and doesn’t remember until the next day. www.criterionchannel.com/videos/the-b...

I forget if we are the backbone of auburn twitter, woke auburn twitter, or the backbone of woke auburn twitter, but idk how @mattscalici.bsky.social didn’t get in this photo regardless @wardamndarcie.bsky.social @whduncan.bsky.social

For the final episode of the year on Big Screen Sports, @mattscalici.bsky.social, @cwdarney.bsky.social, @alexmcdaniel.co, & @celebrityhottub.bsky.social joined me to draft our favorite Christmas songs. A shockingly efficient and conflict-free episode! open.spotify.com/episode/6vmg...

the duality of man

Having learned from Oklahoma’s mistake, Texas A&M is very cleverly not building an early lead at all

Conor Talty: The best kicker in the College Football Playoffs.

like a man divorcing his wife but still acting extremely married to her while openly dating other women, which would be cra-ohhhhhhhh

I honestly became friends with @mattscalici.bsky.social at our mutual pals’ tailgate before multiple iron bowls, & I love the memories so much, bc it became our running joke of “if Matt’s in AU covering the IB, we are def gonna win.” 😂 This is perfect. WAR DAMN SCAMLICI!🫶 www.al.com/ironbowl/202...

I wrote an Iron Bowl column

Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release

Thanks to @celebrityhottub.bsky.social for his role in one of my favorite pieces of podcasting I’ve ever been a part of

Jeffrey Epstein sitting in Professor X's Cerebro helmet to locate every sex offender on the planet and broadcast to them a single global telepathic pulse that says "i,,m the .email pedaphole"

Been working my way through Ingmar Bergman’s movies (probably not the best idea for a person with diagnosed depression!) and just got to The Virgin Spring. Simultaneously one of the darkest and most beautiful movies you’ll ever see.

if your ideology is based on the idea that it is justifiable to prey on the weak there isn't going to be a meaningful boundary you can draw between looting from the poor and sexually exploiting kids. i don't think every conservative is a pervert but that is the logical conclusion of their beliefs

These people didn’t have a damn care in the world, dancing their little white yuppy asses off

You want Auburn to fire Hugh Freeze? You want a dim, scandal-tarred Auburn football coach to need work? Think before you speak, son!

If Hugh isn’t gone by tomorrow night, that fanbase will do a January 6th on the athletic department and trust me, those guys know how to do a January 6th

Pretty funny that Texas is finally playing well and nobody is seeing it

obviously it is going to be difficult for LSU to pay Brian Kelly's $53 million buyout if they choose to fire him. however, if he were to be eaten by some sort of crocodile or oversized nutria...

(this is just how Kalen DeBoer teams work, I don't even think they were worried)

One of my favorite things to do when Bama is in a close game is text @mattscalici.bsky.social to ask him if he’s busy. And he’s such an angel that he always plays along & doesn’t murder me