Ah, there's the Harsin-in-the-clutch-moment offense I remember well

It was my fave growing up!

Not a damn soul asked for this

Woke up to temps in the 50s.

Got to talk to a bestie for an hour yesterday and another one today for over an hour and my god you guys that ish hits like you would not believe Adulting sucks when you don’t all live close to each other anymore but I still am so lucky to have the best girlfriends (and dude pals 😂) on the planet 🥰

i want to be able to swipe a credit card in that thing like it’s the tip drill video

Which country will win the World Series: Canada, or Japan

The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy

Was the grink there??

cowboys not letting aubrey attempt an almost 70yd fg is COWARDICE exemplified

The Roach Raid can really pulls the aesthetic together.

You’ve gotta imagine Seattle native Sir Mix-A-Lot is having the time of his life watching Cal Raleigh

No notes

We did it first

Hugh Freeze’s tenure ending with illegal touching

The trees are awake.

maybe the finest vintage

THE MEATIERRRRRRRRRRRRR CELLY 😂😂

UAB wins over top 25 opponents in Trent Dilfer's three years as head coach: zero UAB wins over top 25 teams in Alex Mortensen's one game as UAB's interim head coach: one

Trent Dilfer was somehow even worse than any of us realized

BLAZERSSSSSSSSSSSS

Chat is this real???

Freeport, Maine

Felt cute might weagle weagle

I'm supposed to go to a White Lotus-themed party tomorrow. Question: is it ok if I just wear a Duke t-shirt and bring a pistol

In case anyone needs something to make for a tailgate this weekend, can I suggest Nick Saban’s favorite baked beans?

keep him on ice until some team blows through three QBs by week seven, throw him in, quick serotonin hit while he goes "i never thought this would happen again" until next year

I will say this, Bigfoot Jesus is not a variant I knew existed

Setting a trap for retired Rogers that's a twig with a string attached holding up a box with a microphone under it.

I’m watching the US fall apart because 400 wealthy people control 60% of the country’s wealth and fondly remembering the Centrist outrage and endless think pieces written when Dan Riffle tweeted “Every billionaire is a policy failure”

Hell yeah

very funny that JD Vance has so little to do with his time that he goes on podcasts to defend 30-year-old men for saying how much they love Hitler

2/ Ghislaine Maxwell should never ever be pardoned: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!” Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

here are 3,500+ words from Auburn basketball's morning at SEC Media Days: - Tahaad Pettiford stayed at Auburn to lead Auburn - Keyshawn Hall has absolutely no shortage of confidence - KeShawn Murphy is finally what he wants to be - what we heard from Steven Pearl and his players

Fun bible fact of the day: in the original Hebrew, it's not frogs plural, but just one giant frog that comes and plops itself down and covers the entire land by itself. Beeg frog boi

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

None of these words are real.

Glamorous garden visitor, the Black-Billed Magpie. This is one of a local family that nested nearby #birds

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

AND FUN BELT

Does this qualify as standup??

Tuesday night football (all time central) New Mexico State @ Liberty 6pm CBSSN Arkansas State @ South Alabama 6:30pm ESPN2 FIU @ Western Kentucky 7pm ESPNU

It is to the shame of all the male reporters in the room that they do not immediately leave

a real water is wet scenario here

This exchange made me snort laugh

PRAISE BE

Seeing everyone else get what I want