Supposedly Messi was spotted at the Auburn buc-ees eating the brisket sandwich… Godspeed to his bowels tonight

at last empirical scientific proof for the musical number in All Dogs Go to Heaven onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10....

annual reminder that espn laid off several talented journalists to be able to afford this sentient used dude wipe

lisa salters is a pro’s pro

I think it's nice that the Nicks have a team and everything. is there one for the Matts and the Joshes.

In just one night, the lumpy boy has taken over for Ted Cruz as the person whose presence at a sporting event is the most ominous curse against the home team. Just like that. Effortless

i had this experience perhaps 5 years ago. theres no way to prepare for it. i've seen this movie like... 8 times now... and it still blindsides me every time

A non-comprehensive list of great things about the United States: -New Mexico and New Orleans cuisine -The Columbia Gorge -Bacon egg and cheese from a proper NYC spot -National Parks -Giant fountain sodas -Staggeringly huge evergreen trees between the Bay Area and the Canadian border -Costco

Propping the TV up with big cans of Roma tomatoes. Greatest city in da world

CLYDE!

I know that filet o fish is rumbling.

Did anyone every acquire the rights to "How Bizarre" by OMC so we could learn how that story ended?

Man, they’re Spencer Pratting the Spurs

Here’s a video of what the booing actually sounded like at Madison Square garden. #NBAfinals #Knicks

if someone didnt know who trump was you could just say “he blocked off 5 blocks and multiple avenues in one of the busiest areas in the entire world to fall asleep before halftime of a basketball game” and they would immediately understand What Needs To Happen Next

“the president was loudly booed in the countrys most populous city we traveled to this small town in south dakota to find out why”

honest question, is Mamdani actually capable of taking a bad photo?

LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.

Men, what's preventing you from dressing like this?

“That dude’s gonna sacrifice his son.”

🚨we are 35-90 minutes away from Spencer Pratt being out of our lives.

“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

lol why whatever has changed the could possibly have caused this?!?

Every headline now is President says country ‘hotter than ever’” and then there’s another story in the corner that says “mosquitos now have rabies”

They juiced him

It’s hugh freeze

Aubie being there in his golf attire makes me so happy 😂🤩🥰

JACKSON KOIVUN THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK ANOTHER SEASON AND WINNING ALL THE THINGS MY WORD WE LOVE YOU AND CANT WAIT TO FOLLOW YOUR PRO CAREER!!!! 🧡💙🥹🥰🤩

WAR DAMN GOLF CHAMPS NEVER A DOUBT

I love baseball players so much.

“Nervous ab a golf match mental health walk” is def a thing, right? 😅

Send the goddamn meteor

All sandwiches cost $18 now. But I think it was worthwhile for this

I talked to 14 Trump voters about gas prices and asked them very pointedly if gay aliens are causing the high prices. Their response? Yes.

but he's into LGBTQ Losing Games By The second Quarter

the reveal - the absolute and total fumbling awe of Grant and Sattler as they see dinosaurs for the first time, just as John Williams’ greatest score kicks into full gear - is one of the best scenes in all of cinema

People are now debating what the proper earring placement is.

I love *everything* about this goal celebration. It just gets better and better. 10/10. No notes.

Hey fam, last night was fun 🤗

Fuck yea, I love reading the news.

imagine if one guy in major league baseball could just casually hit 105 or 110 on his fastball while everyone else was stuck back in the realm of the possible, thats basically karlyn pickens

Basically living at plainsman park all weekend due to the baseball breaking out in between weather delays, and now it appears I’ve got squatters 🧐🦎

Witnessing this in person made me have secondhand embarrassment for this CF 🫠

War damn survival

In hindsight, maybe seeing these guys this morning was a little ominous

Auburn why are you like this

me coming back with my bullshit

I was in bed by 9:30 last night… …I was awake until after 3am. (Cue the Matchbox 20) Super neat love that feeling grrrrreat pumped for the day anyhoo let’s go baseball well plz and ty