Honestly the first pope I can see having a Bluesky burner account. I don’t think Pope Pelagius I would. Not with the Justinian fans around here.

Okay guys. Kazakhstan’s Shaidarov just did Kung Fu Fighting in a panda suit, got his ass kicked and then spun by Mortal Kombat dude and Spiderman, finished to Hit Me Baby One More Time and then hugged Jackie Chan. (Not a MadLib)

Did that band Cherry Poppin Daddies ever apologize for both that name and also for swing music generally

Somehow there are still storage containers I haven’t sorted through from when we sold my childhood home over a decade ago, but doing so is providing me with so many great throwbacks and memories 😂🥰 Look at my cute grandmother from way back when! 😍

sorry is this man skating in jeans

any time I start feeling good about myself from a fitness standpoint I book a Pilates class for the most humbling 45-min reality check on earth.

yup

Dudes with "proud girl dad" in their bios who simp for Trump over this Epstein shit need to have their daughters interviewed by dhs and hard drives searched.

Gotta be totally honest, I never actually learned who Josh Pate is. To be clear this is not me asking you to tell me who Josh Pate is

That’s a Nickelodeon moon shoe you can’t fool me

Bruh. LFG.

jarring to now realize the 90s ace of base song all that she wants was about ghislaine maxwell

quitting my job and abandoning my family to devote myself full time to my passion: unsubscribing from political texts and emails

american women, in my opinion

The money, this morning

all eyes now turn to truth social, where the president is expected to respond from the toilet any minute now

The content I needed today (and every day) 😍😍🥰🥰

got this dirty sign at Sean Connery’s estate sale

How does this compare to the Mark Wahlberg Hallow app, to which I already subscribe?

this was back from April after Liu shocked everyone (including herself) by winning a World Championship, her skating was the best sports thing I watched in 2025 and it might be the best thing in 2026, too channel-6.ghost.io/free-skate/

THAT’S MY FUCKIN QB

hockey poem beginning on a line by @tyrcasey.bsky.social

Girlhood

Seb Toots

“the president, who is deeply unpopular and surrounded by dozens of scandals, wants to come on your college football show” would probably set off some alarm bells for me personally

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results" and i was like. oh!

HELP this keeps getting funnier

When the writers of MAD Magazine name your Mayor

Wesley R. Dingus

Pete Wentz looking fantastic

I had a lovely visit from 30 or so Evening Grosbeaks today... @birdscanada.bsky.social 's Ambassador bird 🥳 They were hanging out with the Bohemians. #birds

Just a normal Thursday evening

This really is a great picture:

put it in the Louvre

Megan Keller broke their ankles and ripped their hearts out so it's pretty nice that they can go to the doctor for free

I know these two teams are basically the best in the world but you can sign me up for a womens pro league immediately because that game was elite

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

when mom says no to pizza rolls because she’s taking you to the Pizza Hut buffet

It's like hanging a banner of Jeffrey Dahmer outside the Department of Agriculture.

"I didn't fall in the Olympics" after her free skate. 🥹 got me tearing up in the club

[flirting] *you're

NEED

eventually going to get Athens the best small town transit system in America solely based on maintaining the integrity of the depth chart

this woman is skating to “Nothing Else Matters” by Metallica sung by a woman and all the hairs on my body are standing on end