Toad, for Christ’s sake,

Brittany Mahomes about to do a town hall with Bari Weiss

Sunday night vibes

UM: Just don't cheat again. Moore: I will not cheat in football again. UM:...uh, that was oddly- Moore: BYE!

What other cheating can Michigan dip into, set the standard? Horse racing? Reverse mortgage

Hamburger Helpers @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

Saul Blart became Paul Blart in the mall of damascus

GREAT DOINK SOUND

Lmao that was real

When you are already questioning your decision…

how much better would the world be if PayPal had just failed miserably

dinosaur with a thagomizer that has a little thagomizer inside of it like a reverse xenomorph

spinosaurid age of sail

You have my attention

I'm learning "Big Boi has owls" is new to some of you www.instagram.com/reel/DIo-pju...

Always

Go Hogs

THE POP TARTS FLAVORS HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED FOR THE @poptartsbowl.com

All are welcome, but just know, you may not survive 🫠

you know what sucks the most? that if Auburn shows up ready to play that game and doesn't wait until it's in a 17-0 hole to do anything it wins hey, guess whose job it is to have the team ready to play?

I’ve been trying to figure out what kind of look Saban is going for here and I’ve settled on “hill country revenue agent”

ONCE AGAIN WE GATHERT AT THE LITTLE WAFFLEHOUSE OF BETHLEHEM, LONG FORGOTTEN TO THE ECHOCHAMBERS OF YORE. LET US READ FROM THE BOOK OF ROBERT TRENT JONES 3:16, FOR WHEN YOU SAW ONE SET OF $50 HANDSHAKES IN THE SAND IT WAS THEN BROTHER HUGH BOGEYED ON THE BACK NINE ON SMALL BIZNESS SATURDAY. WAR DAMN

Weags, fam. Let’s do the damn thing tomorrow, I hope.

Egg Bowl day.

NO RAISIN NOVEMBER

I honestly became friends with @mattscalici.bsky.social at our mutual pals’ tailgate before multiple iron bowls, & I love the memories so much, bc it became our running joke of “if Matt’s in AU covering the IB, we are def gonna win.” 😂 This is perfect. WAR DAMN SCAMLICI!🫶 www.al.com/ironbowl/202...

TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies

Happy Monday

Cam Newton being benched for a dress code violation for a series and then Derek Anderson throwing an interception on the first play is my Roman Empire

Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi

7>3 Leading the game is overrated

excellent cup snake in Bozeman

I love that half the hurdle attempts in football are basically a flying kick to the chest of the defender

I looked nice recently for date night, let it be known 💁🏼‍♀️

The saddest cocks you’ll ever see

In Pittsburgh

FAM I HAVE AN EASTERN PHOEBE IM SO EXCITED!!!! He’s so cute! Hopefully he likes the suet and mealworms ☺️

Happy Friday to you guys

And there are SO many more than you‘d think

Can I tell you about somebody else divine who got rebooted

I remain winless when it comes to not ugly crying on senior nights. 😭😭 What a special crew. I feel so fortunate to have gotten to see these amazing ladies play so much in person. And they still have everything to play for! So proud. War Damn AU Volleyball always. Onwards!🧡💙🏐🐅

"That ugly ass baby" Charles Barkley roasts the Pelicans' King Cake Baby