Playoff Julius (derogatory)

Whoever loses this Magic/Hornets game should have to give the winners their Starter coats.

*Don McLean voice* It was the day The BluuuuuueeeeeSky died

curry, liver and veg combo, Grimsby Town FC, £4

Apple and Netflix are so glad that this is happening to Amazon and not them. Someone was going to fuck up streaming an important sporting event and it's them. Not even Peacock!

If the Lynx have a bad season, I'm blaming the Curse Of Amazing Balloons. Nothing has gone well since the balloon post.

Is this the first time that Wet Day fell on a Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil? Gonna pour me a strong glass of whiskey and then drench it in water to celebrate.

There's gotta be other tree saps that make syrup, have we even tried getting oak or pine or elm tree syrup? Love maple trees, but they can't be the ONLY good sap out there for waffles.

You've got to read the original Ancient Greek translation of the Bible to find out what happened to Bloomington (God smited it and closed David Fong's.)

World didn't end yet, so I got CBB tickets and I can't wait to experience something important (Scott counting the number of balconies) with the community.

CINEMA

Iranian Government: America, we will poison your cities! Elon Musk: Excuse me, I was here in Memphis first. Thank you.

Shout out to the Canadians responding to Americans despairing with "in our country, the leader simply doesn't do such things," you guys are the real heroes.

Anthony Davis having a prank show is wild. In the last 14 months he has been a part of two trades that sounded like pranks at the time, he has an unfair advantage.

The Michigan schools being the only ones capable of beating UConn in the Final Four tells me that the Huskies aren't prepared for that much coastline. Whole Midwestern state surrounded by moats, UConn needs a nautical captain for these matchups.

Update, my money was taken. Remember kids, Abolish ICE. Naz Reid.

If Angel Reese is really out in Chicago, that's going down as an all time terrible move by the Sky. Worked out OK for my team, but giving up the second pick in 26 to move up one spot in the 24 draft for two years of Reese before leaving for nothing?

NazReid Abdul Jabbar

Congrats to new Attorney General Puka Nacua.

I'm not getting tricked into goosing the ratings for NASA, I'm going to watch a TV show about an average guy like me.

I love that Minnesota hasn't had an appropriate day for doing siren tests this year but keeps doing it anyway.

This guy is going to keep complaining about Minnesota every two months from here on out the rest of the year and I'm fairly certain it's because of some 2010's era NBA hot take he had (it's the same guy who complained Minnesotans were being too quiet and afraid in January.)

This year's TPUSA alternative NBA Finals should be fun. Tristan Thompson and Enes Freedom playing one on one with Jaden Ivey's spoken word at halftime.

"You're a menace, O Dogg. A menace II me, a menace II yourself, but above all, a Menace II Society."

It's so nice right now, not knowing that UConn kid's Personal Views. We can all just enjoy a crazy ending at Duke's expense.

If Caleb Williams does this, Wemby needs to start calling himself "The Fridge" until the Bears make him relent.

That's like several hundreds of several hundreds.

"I hate rap, except Eminem" was the unofficial motto of the shittiest white kids in every suburban high school around a certain period of time.

Not bad, I am in the minority of fans who don't want them to switch back to the Doug West era logo full-time, but we do get the color scheme with a more detailed current logo. I like it!

No, if you remember the finale of Seinfeld, you can't Defend My Freedoms.

These Wright State jerseys suck and it's taking a little bit of joy out of watching yet another Horizon League school beating up on some random at large from a middling conference.

It would be funny if Pusha T somehow was behind this.

Goddamn do I love watching a mid-major program named the Panthers beat Wisconsin.

All right, and that's a wrap on "neoliberal" as a word. From accurately being used to describe an austere economic policy to it's current use as "a person who doesn't like my slurs," it was truly a versatile and useful word, but we're going to need a new one.

Rebranding as The Woke Receding Hairline

By making themselves Honorary Marines and losing to Venezuela, USA Baseball really let our troops down.

It’s the 20th anniversary of the only actual leprechaun sighting on American soil.

Release the Conan end of show bits for the other nominated films, please.

Javier Bardem rules

Wendi McLendon-Covey couldn't get an invite? Or did she pull a Sean Penn and skip?

Burger King doing the "we're sorry for sucking, but we're good now, like when you were a kid" bit completely misunderstands what Burger King's whole thing is supposed to be.

It sounds like a bit but Jeezy really does make music to shovel your way out of a blizzard to.

Damn, I saw someone compare Carney to a Canadian George W Bush last year, but he's really going to make his own Maple ICE.

It's the first of two Whiskey Friday The 13th With Tony Dokoupil's today (next one in November) so stay chaste tonight everyone. Nobody needs Tony Dokoupil popping up to chop their heads off.

Juvenile feat. Cathy “Ack! That Azz Up”

Canada beating the US in baseball weeks after losing to the US in hockey would be very funny.

Yeah, why not?

There's no rule that says a dog can't score 84 points in a basketball game.