You spend that kind of money for Carson Beck's *squints* clutch ability to run into the end zone?

YUP.

Target Center fan screams “Go home ICE”, Target Center crowd erupts

Going to keep a "Definitely not a bag full of drugs" bag in my car and just throw all my drive thru receipts in there.

Shout out to the obvious dickhead at a peaceful vigil going SUPER aggressive trying to get people to do something arrestable. Screaming at full volume while somehow also half-assing it, real loser behavior.

The video shows an execution. And as we saw with George Floyd, there will be a tidal wave of creeps, bigots, and grifters telling you it doesn't. It's already started, I imagine. Don't let them.

The fuck? I know this was inevitable but what the fuck?

I know people are saying the usual suspects, so shout out to less remembered Must See sitcom The Naked Truth (starring Téa Leoni as a tabloid reporter and Holland Taylor as her boss) for killing the entire cast in a hot air balloon wreck in the finale.

The "American Protestant to TradCath to Evagelical" pipeline would blow John Calvin's mind. Could not conceive of this.

Put my big toe (not the whole foot, just the toe) through the bottom of the shower. It got pinned under the plaster shards of the shower floor and the fire department had to cut me free.

"Too fascist for the Hampton in Lakeville" I would die of embarrassment.

Centrist guys gonna have to find a new angle besides "such a stain on the party of Reagan" for this one.

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

But if it's 2026, that means 2006 was 20 years ago, and that means *vanishes into a dust*

If Miami is really and truly Back, we're definitely about to see some kind of drug epidemic sweep the nation.

Why were Canadians coming here before? I get why you especially wouldn't now, but I have a hard time grasping how people in other countries morally justified spending money here in say 2018.

All time, generational character actor. Consumate "guy who can play that part," could impart gravitas as much as he could dumb humor. Real working actor, also had a catchphrase that spanned multiple characters and mediums based just on how dope it sounded coming out of his mouth! RIP, Senator.

What the hell are YOU staring at?

Watched THE NAKED GUN (2025) last night and my wife had to check on me because I was laughing so hard at "like a teenager with three babysitting jobs, I didn't need another babysitting job." Akiva Schaefer has the JUICE.

Mark Williams really caught a shoryuken in an NBA game.

So is the muscle pop tart just going to haunt the Citrus Bowl stadium now like some kind of phantom?

Ant doing it for all the mates what's on line for the boxing day sales, he is!

Boxing Day Ant

Nazreid Navidad

Feliz Naz Reid

Tired: Timberwolves playing on Christmas Day Wired: Timberwolves playing on Boxing Day

I loved Batman Returns from the moment I saw it in theaters. Saw it opening weekend. My mom took me because I was 9. Every time I watch it I am reminded why that was probably the worst 2 hours of her life.

The NFL should make the losing coach in this game do his whole postgame in a shitty bowl cut wig to plug Stranger Things.

Tender Snoop Dogg Bocelli Christmas Halftime, not having a stroke.

Vikings and Timberwolves have the opportunity to make this a worse Christmas than the one where my aunt fell on an icy sidewalk and cut her hand on a dropped glass bowl, LFG!

Santa Claus: Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night! …but you know how to get a good nights sleep? Helix Sleep: use code SANTA15 to receive 15% off of a premium Midnight Luxe mattress, now back to the podcast! So there are 2 sex scenes in the first 15 minutes- Jason Manzoukas: it’s…nutso

93-year-olds when Nat King Cole wishes kids from 1 to 92 a Merry Christmas

Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost

Family can't decide what to watch so I typed "Christmas Adventure" into the search and pulled up this Leonardo Dicaprio movie. What luck! I think everyone from Very Religious Grandparents to Impressionable Kids are gonna like this movie. Didn't even know PT Anderson made a Christmas movie.

The grinch in “goodfellas”: *narration* For us to live any other way was nuts. Those Who’s who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their bills, were dead. I mean, they were suckers. They had no balls. If I wanted Christmas, I just took it.

Why are Billy Bob Thorton and Luke Wilson walking through the Texas plains taking shots at each other over phone carriers? Are they going to fight somewhere on the outskirts of Sulphur Springs?

Insane that there's really a movie about a Milwaukee area Neil Diamond tribute act coming to theaters now that every musician has now had a biopic. We're THIS close to getting "Choking The Gopher: The Legend of Pat McCurdy" made. youtu.be/VkBLV8YhX1U?...

Tanking is not a real problem but these would absolutely make it one.

See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...

Wolves getting the best win of the season right off of the KG news, it's a new season *wolf howl*

"Downtown Sota" is what we all call it.

David Brooks taking Jeffrey Epstein to lunch and becoming self conscious when Epstein doesn't know what capicola is.

Finally

If David Kahn were still running the Wolves he would have a trade for Jock Londale done by morning.

I hate it here

Genuinely wild that James L Brooks is going out like this. People will remember his work when he's gone, but he directed three movies in the last 30 years and the best was Spanglish. Could be worse, he could be a David Mamet style psychopath, but this is sad.

A journeyman NBA center solving crimes in the 90's when he's not hooping, Benoit Benjamin Blanc.

Who knew Rian Johnson was such a fan of this guy?