I’m on multiple podcasts this week, starting with our annual @bloodybroads.bsky.social x For The Watercooler crossover episodes BB on FTW: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f... FTW on BB: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

Why don't we have a new Roller Coaster Tycoon? Like I don't want it to *look* new, I just want you to re-release the same kind of grainy amusement park heaven for me to play on like Switch or PS5. Maybe more kiosk options, but don't you dare improve one bit of those graphics.

This week on For The Watercooler, @cwdarney.bsky.social and I performed monologues from Deadwood with @marctorrence.bsky.social

If someone walked by my house right now they’d be wildly concerned as I loudly sing “The Tide is High” to counteract the dogs barking at me

DIRECT HIT www.tiktok.com/t/ZTj2vWRKF/

PSA: the Dyson Airwrap is on sale at Costco!! Save like $120 off full price.

There would have been soooo many TikTok edits for Dr. Luka if it was around when ER first aired.

Zac Bryan turned his hat around mid-song and I could feel the feminism leaving my body

Doing an ER rewatch to hold me over until The Pitt tomorrow, and wow I forgot how much I hated Anna's Philly boyfriend. JOHN CARTER IS RIGHT THERE.

There is no more powerful force than press tour Glen Powell. It’s a level of charming never before seen.

Hey @glitterburrito.bsky.social please clap I’m watching Heretic

I somehow ended up on Doctor match TikTok and it’s so lovely I hope you all get the specialties and hospitals you wanted.

Me: Pickens and Metcalf, ok! NFL: …and Aaron Rodgers Me: … NFL: … Me: please say sike NFL: … NFL: sorry

BLUESKY THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SHINE

I did not have "Jason Isaacs utterly dominates a North Carolina as a very believable Duke grad" on my Bingo card, but here we are.

“Are any of these characters likable?” -my mom, on episode 2 of season 1 of The White Lotus Buckle up, mom 😂

UNC being on the bubble is wild behavior

I'm still thinking about Pedro Pascal in the Domingo sketch

ESPN *has* to fix their scheduling. There’s still 3 minutes left in this game and UNC-Cuse was supposed to be on this channel 31 minutes ago. No one is making them do this.

Every Alabama three I furrow my brow like lol that’s a terrible shot then it goes in

Gonna watch Longlegs because it’s still light out ok bye

It's clearly the best one.

I was on the phone with my mom (NC State grad) and she mentioned Duke-UNC tonight. Me: Yeah, Duke is gonna stomp them I think. Mom: Only reason I'm considering watching, to be honest. lollll

Conclave has high expectations that I’ll be able to remember anyone’s name.

Wazzu plays at UVA this year how do I get the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social crew here to drink fireball @brianmfloyd.bsky.social

Every basketball Wake plays at home looks like it was filmed in 1992

Watching Tenet for the first time help I have no idea what's happening

While you're watching the title game, look out for the Chad Powers promo then read my interview with co-creator Michael Waldron! ftw.usatoday.com/2025/01/chad...

Had a true Charlottesville moment as Dave Matthews hit us with a “shutting the place down?” to us as he left the restaurant.

Man BK is really trying to play on the Whopper song success but this MELLLLLLLLLT song just isn't hitting the same.

Jason Kelce's outfit is fantastic.

Hoos > Hokies Let’s go, ladies.

I can’t believe @kylebandujo.bsky.social is letting me watch and talk about my favorite comedy.

I’m being bullied by my dogs

the farmer's dog ads: your dog deserves better food my dog, eating a cardboard box when no one is around: this is the pinnacle of my entire existence

Back down to just my two dogs for the first time in about 6 weeks. A much quieter house 🥺

How does Derrick Henry not have a Super Bowl for every season he’s played the man is unstoppable.

There is a guy on TikTok that has lip synced like all of the five hour BBC Pride and Prejudice and it’s no joke the best thing ever. He does it perfectly and the characters are hilariously spot on. Ben Fensome. Go check it out.

Watched The Substance tonight. I’ll never recover.

Viola Davis just reading the leadup to the nominees is so good it should be nominated for something.

I 100000% would be completely unable to put two coherent words together if I was on stage in front of Harrison Ford and Elton John.

I really gotta watch Shogun

He knew exaaaaactly what he was doing

It's an awards show that deals with television, which means I'm furious about The Bear again. ENRAGED.

COLMAN DOMINGO JUST SAID HE WANTS TO WORK WITH GLEN POWELL YES HELLO PLZ

Elle Fanning looks fantastic, Glen Powell looks fantastic, Adam Brody looks fantastic, Anna Sawai looks fantastic I LOVE THE GOLDEN GLOBES

*whispers* Louisville plays kinda sneaky dirty. Nothing egregious but it’ll get under your skin.

What an absolutely WILD finish between UNC and ND.

Am I the only one that finds it wild that one of Georgetown’s two losses are to this 7-6 ND team?