Trans rights is a winning platform. Pro immigration is a winning platform. Taxing the rich is a winning platform. Affordable housing is a winning platform. Free childcare is a winning platform. Hating Andrew Cuomo is a winning platform. SOCIALISM IS A WINNING PLATFORM

Man oh man. Highly recommend voting in a swing county in a swing state. 10/10 would recommend

I got “suspended” from “Twitter” for suggesting we drink a cleaning agent instead of asking for Brad Law’s opinion. So that’s fun.

Is WaPo really posting about the infighting between 2 far-right movements in the GOP right now? Is that really what they’re calling journalism?

Being an Auburn fan feels like being a Democrat. We just have to accept what we’re given because what else are we gonna do? Vote for Trump? Cheer for Bama?

Durkin was such a good culture-building head coach that when Maryland reinstated him after his leave, the players revolted and Maryland had to fire him and pay him a buyout

is Hugh Freeze a good man? no. is he a good football coach? also no. is he pleasant to be around? people don't seem to think so. is he a hard worker willing to grind to make his team better? ha, of course not. but the real reason he's been fired is because he's not WOKE

One of my favorite things to do when Bama is in a close game is text @mattscalici.bsky.social to ask him if he’s busy. And he’s such an angel that he always plays along & doesn’t murder me

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A lot of people saying they lost respect for Hugh Freeze because he didn’t light into the refs in the post game, personally I lost respect for him when I learned he used to peep on middle school girls while they changed clothes.

Round of applause for Georgia 🫸🏼🤏🏼 🫸🏼🤏🏼 🫸🏼🤏🏼

Few words are more distressing to me than when John Oliver says “we’re off next week”

It’s a “nap until bedtime” kind of afternoon

Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.

In Soviet America, Texas messes with *you*

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

Another tragic accident.

As the people who insist otherwise try to burn the country, it's important to affirm that immigrants, from everywhere, are awesome, and America is better the more immigrants we have. You have to be just empty and vapid and unimaginably small to reject that.

Pay attention, class.

Running is hard & I’m not very good at it. But right, wrong, good, or bad, I keep trying.

cal’s offensive staff is the jan 6 all-stars

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

History is like science and free speech. It doesn't exist for you to agree or disagree with it, it exists for you to listen to it.

Happening now in war ravaged Portland: the city's Parks and Recreation Department (the most subversive of all government entities, is giving away trees.

when an SEC game cuts to shots of the crowd:

There really, really needs to be a countdown before storming. That has to become the new rule everywhere. Make a lil game of it. Put it on the scoreboard so everyone can get even more riled up. Whatever. Just get players out of there first

I didn’t go into all this student loan debt to argue with people on the internet about why they shouldn’t take medical advice from Bobby Jr & Jenny McCarthy

I think it would be helpful if DA Bragg charged a few of these assaults. If the agents think that federal law immunizes them for actions that would result in ordinary New Yorkers being charged, let them litigate it.

Also: when a government acts brutally and lawlessly and immorally, but tells you that pointing those things out incites violence and terrorism, that government and its agents are entitled to no respect or credence.

Our President, our hero, sweatily ascended a fight of stairs when faced with escalator adversity. And for that reason he will award himself the President’s Medal of Freedom.

Oh hell yes @iwriteok.bsky.social

This ought to be engraved somewhere.

They abandoned the whole free speech thing as soon as people started saying things that genuinely offended them. It wasn’t that they were so tolerant that they accepted nazi talk as a necessary evil to protect speech writ large, they just liked saying and hearing slurs bsky.app/profile/jame...

“There is no comparable requirement for boys to confirm their gender,” said another parent. “Once again, the onus is placed on girls to be monitored and regulated, reinforcing the idea that female athletes are the ones who need to be verified.”

I support expressing your religion. I do not support people in authority positions expressing their religion to the suppression or oppression of other religions, or to those without religion. It’s mind-boggling to me that that’s considered controversial in 2025.

This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment.

> @newyorker.com

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I love it when my Alma mater supports fairness that only goes in 1 direction. I feel very good about that.

Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

Yes I will check Meghan Markle’s instagram story before I check yours, & no I don’t even feel a little bit bad about it

There TWO football games tonight? Be serious, America

November 17, 2021 www.mypanhandle.com/news/local-n...

if you wear this to a Phillies game and I'm more than one 25oz 8% IPA deep you're getting decked