Aw, we got a missed extra point by Harrison Butker for Christmas 🥰

Ladies and gentlemen,

🎶have you ever tried this one?🎶

Took home a sweet old lady today in hopes that she and Carmen can exist together. She was surrendered after her owners passed and has been at my vet clinic since August❤️

Of course he’s hot

lol, lmao even

Damnit Texas

Winter is my fav time of year because I love the cold, but good god I hate how people blast the heat. I’m sitting here red-faced trying to enjoy my meal in short sleeves

Harsin wearing a LANK t-shirt and tweeting a reflection of it. God-level psycho ex-bf behavior.

The coach Auburn hired because he knows how to beat Alabama is 0-2 against Alabama.

“Hey everyone, Payton Thorne here, sales manager of Naperville Kia…”

What in the FUCK are we doing

Please god do something with this.

"DO WHAT NOW?!?"

I love when Hugh remembers that we have one of the best running backs in the country

Blame the refs for the touchdown!

The kids deserve better than this tbh

You know what, hell yeah

That’s a fumble!

The new Graduate Hotel suuuure is nice. But imagine telling me I’d be getting an espresso martini at Supper Club when I was 21

The Dude Perfect guys being A&M fans makes so much sense

H E L P

I can’t stop thinking about how Elon has like 20 kids but spent thanksgiving with his weird mommy and Baron Trump. He’s basically Michael Jackson with rockets and no musical talent.

Multiple OT games are great when your team isn’t involved

Farts

My kingdom for Georgia Tech’s offensive line

🎶Ozempic Tree, Ozempic Tree / How skinny are your branches🎶

Did a really fun thing tonight where my parents and I showed each other our favorite SNL sketches from our peak eras and it was probably the most fun I’ve had with them in a while. Core memory for sure.

it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism

Review that

Chaney ❤️

We are so good. My god

Hell yes, let’s keep this up

Also, if we’re gonna face a former coach, I’m glad it’s Lebo and not shit ass Barbee

Let’s beat some Tar Heel ass

Goosebumps.

This team, man. This fucking team.

OH MY GOD OH MY GODHDUSJD RNSIX XBLSKSHDHEBDBFBD

How in the hell am I supposed to go to sleep after this

Chad. Baker. Mazara.

Let’s go boys!!

“Their D is so suffocating” A text that I swear is about basketball

*tap*

A really cool part about our healthcare system is getting a $300 bill a year after you get tests run 🥰

Ok then!

L-and I cannot stress this enough-mao