missing the cut at the masters because of my heinously long wedges that everyone else on earth knows are a horrible idea, I am very intelligent

hot mic "jesus fuck" from big shot bob, golf is so beautiful

bryson in his hotel room tonight, youtube camera rolling, attempting to forge a new 56 degree that will fix his short game permanently

A few complaints in full, including one from a college station resident who apparently really hates weed

For the second year, multiple ESPN viewers filed obscenity complaints with the FCC that mention Nick Saban swearing on College Gameday, and once again, I got the complaints through a FOIA. Lots of Pat McAfee in here too www.al.com/alabamafootb...

A few complaints in full, including one from a college station resident who apparently really hates weed

For the second year, multiple ESPN viewers filed obscenity complaints with the FCC that mention Nick Saban swearing on College Gameday, and once again, I got the complaints through a FOIA. Lots of Pat McAfee in here too www.al.com/alabamafootb...

I admitted don't watch much college basketball outside of what I'm obligated to but it's sort of crazy that these two teams made the final four given that they seem to suck turbo ass

Kalen DeBoer on Alabama's QBs in second spring scrimmage: "I would say today wasn't their sharpest day..." www.al.com/alabamafootb...

I for one think it would be very funny for the SEC to attempt to kick a school out for the sin of paying players too much money

Story on Alabama AD Greg Byrne suggesting conferences should eject schools that don't follow player compensation rules www.al.com/alabamafootb...

I followed up and asked whether he was suggesting schools should get booted out of the SEC for breaking player compensation rules Byrne: "There should be consequences for those actions."

Alabama AD Greg Byrne suggests that "we're going to see, I think, a potential crossroads on whether schools should be allowed to participate in conferences if they are choosing to not follow the rules" with regards to player compensation

counterpoint: instead of this we should stop trying to shoehorn a unified national champion into a sport where it's not needed

good shit here

flea jazz album: surprisingly good besides nick cave singing wichita lineman which is predictably Not Good and is the kind of country cover that's made for people who won't listen to country music and use "sportsball" unironically

Zac Brown in 2015: we have made three excellent albums and are among the only actually good artists to get radio airplay at the peak of the bro country movement His band: yes Zac Brown: what if we spend the next decade-plus making exclusively dogshit His band: yes

convenient that I finally got my last sec financial report foia back a few days ago

As Alabama women's basketball loses head coach Kristy Curry to a mid-major, the Crimson Tide ranked dead last in WBB spending among public SEC schools during the 2025 fiscal year, according to NCAA financial reports www.al.com/alabamabaske...

Alabama lost its women's basketball coach to USF www.al.com/alabamabaske...

preparing for the noise level at this one by sitting earplugless next to a nascar jet dryer for several hours

holy shit we're so back

NEWS: 10 of the 15 public school SEC football programs reported a drop in recruiting spending during FY 2025, some by over a million dollars. No SEC school spent more than $5 million on football recruiting www.al.com/sec/2026/03/...

A few highlights: Auburn's football recruiting spend jumped from $1.4 million to $2.3 million, the largest increase in the conference year-over-year. Georgia and Texas A&M saw the largest drops, each decreasing their recruiting spending by more than $1 million

NEWS: 10 of the 15 public school SEC football programs reported a drop in recruiting spending during FY 2025, some by over a million dollars. No SEC school spent more than $5 million on football recruiting www.al.com/sec/2026/03/...

Finally got the last of my SEC FOIAs back, so here's a look at which programs reported the most football revenue and spending during FY 2025, along with some fun charts that nobody is allowed to misinterpret www.al.com/sec/2026/03/...

Nate Oats said Alabama is preparing to play without Aden Holloway, but didn't completely close the door on the guard returning later in the tournament, provided he's allowed by both UA and the court handling his marijuana case www.al.com/alabamabaske...

they have changed the ncaa tournament cups that every media member loves to tweet pictures of as if any person watching from home cares about a beat writer's diet coke vessel. I will not be sharing a photo because I am better than those people

hell yeah

Jupiter Links two matches away from the greatest turnaround story in sports history

Predictably, Nate Oats said Aden Holloway is suspended pending UA student conduct investigation www.al.com/alabamabaske...

Statement from Alabama athletics on Aden Holloway doesn't mention him by name

what the hell

New titans uniforms are extremely Nashville (derogatory)

Alabama has named a starting left tackle already www.al.com/alabamafootb...

went to football practice www.al.com/alabamafootb...

Delayed because I got the contract while standing on the 17th tee box, but here's the full story on how Alabama and Georgia State's 2028 game could change dates www.al.com/alabamafootb...

Per game contract obtained by @al.com, Alabama will pay Georgia State $1.35 million for a 2028 football game. The contract also includes an option to move the game from Week 1 to Week 0 if the NCAA changes its rules to allow teams to start play that week

basketball arena

all of you sheep watching college basketball and election results when the real electricity just took place in the sofi dome

TOM SIM

The TGL hammer should be an actual hammer instead of this soft ass flag nonsense

The hits keep coming for Hugh Freeze, who now wouldn't be the best golfer among SEC head coaches, even if his offense hadn't been so ass last year

Sturgill has done the near impossible (jam band album that doesn't suck turbo ass)

Ty Simpson on Alabama's struggles late in 2025 after hot streak midseason: "I think that this kind of happens sometimes, in the sense of, we played better teams. They had better schemes, right?..." www.al.com/alabamafootb...

Good pal Nick Suss is the only good NFL writer www.tennessean.com/story/sports...

Got some new documents in the Charles Bediako case, in which he argues that the Alabama Supreme Court should give him eligibility and prevent the NCAA from enforcing its "Rule of Restitution" www.al.com/alabamabaske...

the haters are livid

has always bothered me that murder on music row gets described as some sort of classic when designated drinker is the far superior alan jackson/ george strait duet

The Iron Bowl of Money www.al.com/alabamafootb...