Getting the itch again

A significant amount of video game development was based purely on Shigeru Miyamoto wanting Mario to ride a horse. And I think that's wonderful

Jfc my sister popped up on "people I may know" while I was on Facebook. Talk about a fucking jump scare

As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!

I don't believe the modern microwaveable burrito has enough meat in it

My cabbage went bad 😭

Black berry ice cream. That's the skeet.

stoned garden gnome

What is bimbofication but for stoned no thought puppies??

What is bimbofication but for stoned no thought puppies??

German is such a beautiful language

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How @fowlflamingo.bsky.social will find me on July 8th

One of the best parts of caring for a cat is petting the cat while talking to the cat and informing the cat that the cat is a cat and then watching the cat stare at you in complete shock at the mere suggestion that they might in fact be a cat.

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I have woken up grumpy and you're all going to play for it

Is mud wrestling supposed to be sexy because the mud evens out the contrast of clothing so your mind defaults to thinking the girls are naked??

The Goonrax speaks for the Gooners and the Goonettes

I've been taking it easy today. I'm sadly without food again. If anyone could help a girl out it would be greatly appreciated. Thank you. linktr.ee/Keira413

Shoulda bought that fancy cheese

This still my fav Peach art 🍑💕 #princesspeach

In a world full of story writers that end up simply upholding the systems they think they're critiquing, be Bill Watterson.

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Killmonger, too! Fuck. There's someone else I'm forgetting also

And then they realized they were no longer The Boys. They were The Men.

My hot take is people think the natural world is just cruel and evil. But that's just how we've perceived it based on the evils of humanity. The natural world just is. They're just trying to survive. Just like most of us.

I HAVEN'T HATED AN ENDING THIS MUCH SINCE ZAHEER IN SEASON 3 OF KORRA. The Boys finale was nothing but liberal propaganda. After saying the system was more powerful than the figurehead, they just end up letting the system stay in place. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

This reminded me of @monkyjamm.bsky.social

For my last Will and Testament, I too would like to express the fact that I've seen the assholes of everyone who will attend my burial. So far we're only at like 1 of 8.

Being high on weed is better than gooning for 3 days straight on stimulants. This is heaven

When you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to

In the end, Stephen Colbert flirted with his wife, kissed Pedro Pascal & gave CBS the finger. He‘s a class act who kept the lights on at Second City during the pandemic, paid his writers during the strike, is a true Catholicy. He lost his job cause he spoke out against a fascist. I salute you, Sir.

Just a normal conversation with @rottenrubies.bsky.social. proud of my lil baby stoner

Please feed your local Keira!

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I don't know, the Luddites had a pretty good grasp on this 200 years ago.

We used to be a proper website

Black Cat #Marvel

We used to be a proper website

Finished Gen V season 2. Now starting The Boys season 5, episode 1. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Doesn't "bonobo" sound like they should have big knockers?? They're surprisingly petite as a species

too high to formulate complicated thought about Colbert, corporations and fascist knee bending and that for 30 years the Late Show was on 5 days a week but it's ending on a Thursday. Actually that wasn't bad. Good kob me

@fowlflamingo.bsky.social hates burgers so much he's out here reposting burger criticism skits

This is me if you even care

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How'd I do, Bluesky? (thanks for the idea! it made my job very easy today)

neither. i wear boring, black bikini underwear.

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