How much money would it take you to spend a night in a cemetery?

Friendly reminder that I'm adorable and also broke. 🖤 I'd prefer you support my work but obviously will gratefully accept tips or contributions to my GoFundMe. If you can't support, reposts are appreciated 🫶🏻

Eat more pizza Pray for more pizza Love eating pizza

It really hits when reading the obituary for someone you know.

I missed the annual Ass Feast.

My belt broke. It was ancient.

Tomorrow I have my wax try-in at the dentist. Soo close to my new chompers.

Doing the laundry so it can stop staring at me.

The last week and a half has been above normal with the temps. The seasonal cold has returned. No sign of any big snowstorms though.

Exercise? I thought you said extra slice.

🎵You don't really need to find out What's going on You don't really want to know Just how far it's gone Just leave well enough alone Eat your dirty laundry🎵

Scott Adams died. They say crap happens in 3's. Cmon life!!!!

Dinner conundrum. Shelter dinner isn't horrible but not very enticing. If I want to cook I need to take a bit of a walk to get ingredients.

I think it's law that every town in Massachusetts must have a Dunkin'.

Was just informed of someone I know passed away. This stings.

You want my vote, then abolish and prosecute ICE. That's how to get my vote.

A car that I would love to get my hands on. 1971 De Tomasso Pantera.

Every once in a while I remember that when Vic Mackey from “The Shield” (2002-08) has nowhere left to turn — when he has murdered other cops in cold blood and is guilty of extortion and stealing millions in drug money and the walls are closing in — he escapes punishment by getting a job with ICE.

If anyone can contribute anything, please help my friend out.

Food ordered.

Thank you!!!!

Remember that time Mike Tomlin tried to trip a player on a kick return?

Scott Adams died. They say crap happens in 3's. Cmon life!!!!

Gavin Newson is evil and I won't vote for evil. Never Newsom.

Good therapy session today.

Had my BP check, went excellent. Therapy at 2.

Patriots defense seeing Justin Herbert tonight.

No repeat. New champion to be crowned later.

Imagine if burps were flammable.

A swimming pool full of pizza.

A swimming pool full of M&M's.

This winter I want a giant snowstorm. It's been awhile since we've had one. We are in a La Nina though and that pattern isn't favorable for a big snowstorm here.

On my Roku I'll see ads for BBC Food and British food looks good. I'm not watching anything BBC though.

J.K. Rowling appears to be full of brain mold.

Bring back the American Motors Corporation (AMC).

Carolina has a chance to deliver football madness. How you doing Los Angeles Rams?

I'll pepperoni your pizza.

Boosting this because unemployment benefits have officially run out and 5 of us are depending on me to find a way to pay the bills. Saying that I'm stressed out is a bit of an understatement. If you have leads for work from home/online jobs, I'd love to pass them on to my bf 🖤

I miss gaming.

Cigarettes cost less than a buck.

Craving pepperoni pizza.

your train has arrived

Precious cargo* in this bag. Paczkis*

F U Graham Linehan.

man the video is circulating so settings > content & media > uncheck auto-play video & gifs

It's funny because he called the fascists gay. Do you get it? He owned them so hard by validating their belief that being gay is shameful. Master strategist.

If you could scent your farts what scent would you pick?

Thinking about Final Fantasy 6.