Hey random question to those of you with 5 year olds - do their pants get holes in them inevitably? Is this a normal pants thing What is happening Yes knee holes but holes all over I have never had this problem but I am not 5 years old

Did these guys not live through the same 2001-2005 era that I did where they wore skinny jeans, listened to emo, and drank PBR? Or were they rightly not invited out to those places

“The least I can do is upvote and repost my posts since they are good”

Without these meds, I am going to start going days without sleeping again and rambling incoherently. If anyone can help, I would really appreciate it. cash.app/jadeskarlett...

Being high on weed is better than gooning for 3 days straight on stimulants. This is heaven

Every other week, I see a viral post about "tipping" and visceral responses as to why it's not required and "it's not my job to pay you" regardless of the bill. And again I keep saying.. we're having the wrong conversation. You're punishing poor people to make an under educated point

This is fascinating, and new information to me. There are few black and white hardline rules I have in life but tipping is one. It’s not optional. I’ve cut people out of my life over it and I’d do it again. It’s a behavior that reveals sincerely held beliefs, not simply a behavior.

In the end, Stephen Colbert flirted with his wife, kissed Pedro Pascal & gave CBS the finger. He‘s a class act who kept the lights on at Second City during the pandemic, paid his writers during the strike, is a true Catholicy. He lost his job cause he spoke out against a fascist. I salute you, Sir.

This is about me

i learned how to drive in Miami so when I tell you Boston drivers are insane you know I am for fuckin real

Tonight I’m gonna cut it out and then restart

"pallets & pallets of cash"

Chunk got a hair cut today and for the first time I didn’t have to stand right next to him. My little man is growing up so fast! He also asked for “dinosaur hair” after we were done.

The bot has returned

Secret Service blasting off like usual

kinda miss my old twitter @ but if I used it my ex would find me

May the alpacas of judgement pass you by.

Someone’s bored that they came back 13 days later to tell me to get fucked 😂😂😂

YEAH BAYBEEEE

When you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to

2 chronically ill Black ppl + 7/10yo cats needing groceries plz no aid in 4 hrs home cluttered without clean or proper cookware constant battle with flies, gnats, ants & mice cooking inaccessible needing ez prep foods between daily hot meals. deep clean, pest control & furnish=yr unmet goal.

I don’t think anyone should be shot at.

I carried groceries over gravel in my slippers and now my right hip is malfunctioning 🫤

one of you is going to betray me

In case you were wondering.

I see another ballroom hard sell coming.

I remember when this combination of words would have startled me and had me checking all sorts of news. Now I just skim the replies and go back to whatever I was doing. Sorry Elmo, I'm completely checked out.

playing kitchen table/no points list canadian highlander with my sister and learning/appreciating in real time why there should be a points list we thought it would be funny to both run a lotus. it was.

lot of shots! not really what you want to hear outside the white house, generally!

well,

Selina Wang of NBC was filming while gunshots went off outside the White House.

my only reaction to this is remembering that i was in a record shop in boston during jan 6th and still regret not buying that The Cure demo vinyl

it's cool that we're all just kinda numb to this lol

5 HOURS LEFT OF STREAM AND LOTS MORE FUNDRAISING TO DO! @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social is with us now :) Join us: twitch.tv/katabughazaleh

Just a normal conversation with @rottenrubies.bsky.social. proud of my lil baby stoner

In the most stunning experience of having myself mirrored back to me in a 5-year-old version thus far, upon hearing @danisaacs.bsky.social sneeze downstairs Weeo just looked at me and flatly said “that seems excessive” and I may never recover Of all the things to pick up from me, little dude

Hello friends. If you're wondering WHY I've been MIA, the truth is I've been in between places here in Chicago. FINALLY I found a place (for a few months) and I'm trying to help raise first months' rent until June 1st, when I start my new job! If you want to help, please donate/spread the word!

I love this peony so much.. every year it just gets bigger and better 🥰

Another hilarious part of this is them trying to convince us that the government actually gives a fuck about making life better for disabled people...

Please feed your local Keira!

He couldn’t go to his son’s wedding because it was very important he get rolled by Iran again this weekend.

As a disabled person I have absolutely no issue whatsover with anyone who's made unsafe by transphobic laws using the disabled toilets. I do have a major problem with the laws that make it unsafe for them to do anything else.

Cis people I’m serious, if you have trans friends whose life is basically under house arrest now, go visit them! Bring them flowers! Help put up some shelves! Make it a conjugal visit if you’re nasty!

does this manicure make me look queer

installing a new CRT into my wall unit

thank you to everyone who sent this to me

God, it rules so much that he skipped his son's wedding because he was so busy, only to sit around making posts about Hulk Hogan.

We live in a society, alright.