Slay Mayor Pete we don't need to finally codify Roe, Obergefeld, and the SCOTUS no we need to drive 200 miles into the sticks and talk to some klan members about what they want. Thank you Mayor Pete I knew you were a cunt I mean I knew I could count on you.

1) He means conservatives. 2) This has been tried repeatedly and fails. People vote for those aligned with their views over some diluted, ineffective moderate appeal. 3) There's no point in doing this if making them feel visible means making your base (esp. marginalized people) feel invisible.

@fowlflamingo.bsky.social shucked my corn

Sorry, but calling an “aorta rupture stemming from hardening of arteries” a “sudden but brief illness” is kinda weird.

NEW ACHIEVEMENT! YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT IN A COMPROMISING POSITION One of your children has walked in on you during sexy time. Reward? LIFELONG TRAUMA! THERAPY BILLS! ENDLESS AWKWARD INTERACTIONS!

no one: no one literally ever: literally no one has said this: *writhing chrysalis gets cast* me: oh look, mom's dropping the kids off at soccer practice

Lol, hey @highnessophelia.bsky.social . Dungeon Crawler Bob!😃

My compliments to the Reaper on a great draft pick

I made an Amazon wishlist for my birthday but it won't allow the mailing address to be an Amazon locker. So we're going to try something different. I will post screenshots of my wishlist and a link to an Amazon gift card.

Interesting to see McConnell honoring the ancient pharaoh's tradition of taking your pet along with you to the afterlife

politicians want everyone to speak well of terrible people who died because many of them are terrible people who will die

He was a fascist, Liz.

Some Magical Girls are ✨WOLVES✨

It always strikes me as weird that you're not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but our libel laws are structured in such a way that you can't speak honestly about people until after they have passed. Also, it's good to be reminded to live your life so that people will not celebrate your passing.

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham won’t see your posts mocking their deaths, but the rest of us will, so keep them coming

I think I might have killed Lindsey Graham

Depression is just a long term relationship with a near death experience.

I'm far past feeling the need to defend people who celebrate the deaths of ghouls. We live under overt fascism. The regime hunts people in the streets. We are talking about political actors so foul that no moral reconciliation is possible. They can only be defeated. Mourning them is a betrayal.

it isn’t undignified to not mourn for someone who relished being deliberately cruel

*fucking a dead deer* “CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS!”

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If you’re ever wondering whether person (x) is reasonable or whether they’re just a hooting wingnut crackpot, then I have always found “do they have serious, very aggro beef with Amnesty International” is one of the best indicators.

The Section in the anti-trans schools “guidance” that says trans children shouldn’t be allowed to socially transition because doing so might upset the other pupils. This is a millimetre from saying children shouldn’t come out as gay/lesbian/bi at school for the same reason. Read The Poem.

sure.

I will not mourn someone who worked to make my life worse, and I will not respect anyone else's mourning of him. Fuck Lindsey Graham. The best thing he ever did for anyone was die, and if his death saddened you then you're telling me you wish he could have done more to hurt me. Fuck you too.

Bad haircuts on dogs.

so are we gonna talk about how the Exploding Diarrhea Parasite Plague is happening because the pedophile nazis kidnapped the people who know how to farm—to enslave and torture them btw—so the pedophile nazi owners and bosses are shipping exploding diarrhea infested rotting vegetables all nationwide?

actually Lindsey Graham will see your jokes about his death because there’s excellent WiFi in hell now

Terfs: *using women's rights as a cudgel to remove the rights of trans people and push for our genocide* Also terfs: "NOOOOO, YOU CAN'T CALL US THE GENOCIDAL ANTI-RIGHTS FREAKS WE ARE. NOOOOO, WE JUST WANT TRANS PEOPLE TO SUFFER AND DIE AS HOLLOW SHELLS OF PEOPLE!!! IS THAT SO WRONG?"

Palestine has outlived Lindsey Graham

The third act of A Christmas Carol, one of the most famous examples of "don't die a dickhead, " was the ghost showing Scrooge how happy everyone was that he died and it was a big motivator for him to stop being a piece of shit and still we got a bunch of dickhead Dems talking up Lindsey Graham

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do you know how bad diarrhea has to be to do that to you

we’ll be talking about their eventual deaths just like this and that’s what really upsets them

we're in a literal war with these people. and theyre literally murderous, committing (intentional, violent) murders at industrial scale in the caribbean and iran to name just two theaters. theyre also shooting your neighbors in their cars it's just the facts. it's their policy. they declared it

honestly the world might have been a better place if we'd all been in the habit of openly expressing contempt for dead monsters a lot sooner

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It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

cw: food One thing that I constantly struggle with is snacking. Perimenopause hit hard and I never feel full lately. Since I'm trying to be good again, I made these healthier snack boxes.

Me: "Oh, what's this? 'Lake Erie Murders'? I grew up on there!" It's a doc on Amy Mihaljevic. *Core memories unlock*

Sleepy family ❤️ I just restocked the whole shop ^^ www.kness.fr/en/boutique/...

So we’ve all had our fun. Now: *what* brief and sudden illness exactly.

FUCKING THIS THANK YOU

official release. Lindsey Graham spent the last decade of his life helping Donald Trump destroy the United States of America. When i met him he told some banger jokes. So maybe chill on the mean comments and pray for his family during this difficult time. He also bought me cheese once.

Trying to get into Schitt's Creek....

"Who is doing this?" God's stronger soldiers, probably.

I keep losing the ends of my body jewelry and whole entire plugs and I could fix this if I could go in that house for 30 seconds (if they didn't move anything) but I can't because I am a horrible person.

The bigots are out, about, and loud.