Only in South Florida: prepping for Jewish High Holidays by raiding ALDI’s 🇩🇪 Week. Strudels & pretzels? Gone. I grabbed schnitzel—pork and beef (for the schwein-averse). MACH SCHNELL, goyim—before the shelves look like Yom Kippur fasting.

Rapture-Hashanah would be a cool holiday. You blow the horn and people disappear.

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

Happy Rosh Hashanah to my Bleeps (Skeetians?) who celebrate.

Do YOU remember “the 21st night of September?” Earth Wind & Fire’s co-writer Allee Willis said she told the band: “We can’t leave ‘baa-dee-ya’ in the chorus. That has to mean something.’” Maurice White replied: “No, that feels great. That’s what people are going to remember. We’re leaving it.”

Night of the Living 21st?

Male sure you have plenty of appetizing and the samovar is full

This is cool. The vector graphics displays from Battlestar Galactica, reproduced youtu.be/ClCZXP93yy4?...

Chifa Tay Pa (Peruvian Chinese), Margate FL

Gemini.

Rick & Morty style

This is a new game. Post your best GenAI “Florida Man”. I'll go first.

Florida Man Carajillo

I can pull this off

No Bueno @pferrowxman.bsky.social

Jimmy Kimmel and other late-night comedians have certainly said things about me that I found offensive, even outrageous. It never crossed my mind to call up the networks and say, "Hey, get rid of this guy." Because that's not how America works. play.prx.org/listen?ge=pr...

Pointing fingers at seemingly LLM-generated content, whether at work or on social media, doesn't show your intelligence or superiority; it just makes you an a-hole. We’re all using these tools now because it's expected in content creation roles to boost productivity.

Dear Olivia, Parkland FL

All good. Ahmed from Egypt got my watch activated… at a corporate store. LOL.

AT&T refuses to activate my watch unless I go into a store now. So broken.

One of the consequences of becoming a more security conscious society is getting locked out of all your stuff when you transition to a new cellphone. Work resources, investment accounts, banks. Makes you not want to upgrade. So many calls to get things working again. For me it’s yearly.

David Letterman to Jeffrey Goldberg on Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension: “You can’t go around firing somebody because you’re fearful or trying to suck up to an authoritarian—a criminal—administration in the Oval Office. That’s just not how this works.” #TAF25 bit.ly/4n0Uv2p

Black.

“Honey I’ll do it later.”

Basically anyone who got an Apple Watch today and has AT&T is screwed. Their line activation hooks into iOS are broken, you have to call in, and their wait times are off the charts. Total fail.

Chabelo’s, Coral Springs FL

Keep taunting him. Endlessly.

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Buh bye

Well freedom of speech and the power of independent media died in darkness this week but… iPhone 17 deliveries tomorrow! So there’s that.

Stories once warned us about empires and corporations. Today, those warnings are real. When power meets profit, free expression is the first casualty.

Zacapa 23 Mai Tai

Singapore-style Fried Rice. Was good but I’ll add more curry powder next time. Ingredients: SPAM, egg, shrimp, green onion, white onion, celery, cabbage, carrots, peas, chile, rice. Seasoning: Chicken Powder, Salt, Curry Powder, Shaoxing Wine

I am always amazed at how Apple pulls off the shipping logistics annually. Always ships out 2 days before it arrives, and has never missed a delivery or had a transit delay.

Tim Walz warns: the storm hasn’t passed—dark days still lie ahead. But he promises the chaos will end. And when it does, history will carve its judgment: these people won’t be remembered for victories, but for the disgrace of what they tried to do.

Fascist Sandos timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/rest-o...

S.E.A., Coral Springs FL

As much as I love Spinal Tap i think the crew is def too old for that schtick

Would most def watch

The iOS 26 transparent monochrome icons LOOK cool, but who has had the wherewithal to keep them for more than 5 minutes before reverting to colorized?

It’s legit taco Tuesday everyone

Pretty sure asking US TikTok users to shift to a new app (sans all content from outside of US) is a death blow. You may as well just ban the app. I wonder if moving to a new app will migrate liked videos, at least for US content? Doubtful. There's no way they execute this with any competence.

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When journalism was cool. And risked everything to challenge power.

Apple Releases New Powerbeats Pro 2 Firmware With iOS 26 Features

No Breakthrough Starshot.

Today I learned that if you do not activate flow control and disable energy-efficient Ethernet, your 2.5gbps ethernet performance on a Mac Studio will SUCK, especially if you are doing High Fidelity Screen Sharing to the box.