ya'll aint ready for the discourse happening on the wall of my local punk bar in 2018

the nominees were -a campaign to get lifechanging medication for extremely sick children -a campaign to improve access to justice for victims of rape and sexual assault -a transphobic hate campaign that managed to convince some judges to make the worst ruling in Supreme Court history* (*winner)

*snortlaugh* ... my god! 💀

arrived in china. showered. now ready to hit the town

a clear message from Muriel Gray's allies here: if you can't handle the heat, stay out of the art school

me, out loud to no one, whenever Rhea Seehorn's character is on screen in Pluribus: that's Kim Wexler

you know what, sure. let's pay for the humble bundle with AliPay why the fuck not

crazy how much the UK has changed in the 3 weeks I've been out the country (there's a new guy working at the co-op)

Since we’re all talking about Dunty, a little reminder of his worst post. And that is fucking saying something.

that's me back in the UK. they asked me the usual questions at security: do you have anything to declare, are you harbouring any transsexuals, where's your fucking poppy, etc, etc. the usual stuff

might have accidentally ordered a whole roast duck to myself in Beijing

okay youtube, thanks for that

it's joever

hahahaha

by the fucking way. these things are better than what i imagine sex is like

bought a £90 figurine in my most radical act of weeb-adjacency to date

He put a semicolon on a plate.

no matter how hard they try, computer games will never be able to replicate the difficult moral choices we face irl. do I shoot my surrogate father, or let him turn into a zombie? fuck off. do I say goodbye to my bartender friend or do i get the £5 chicken tikka masala and naan set?

banned. just for having an opinion

went into a wee bar for a drink yesterday. nipped in again today and the bartender remembered my name :3

it brings me no pleasure whatsoever to say this but japanese mcnuggies are pish

bruh

the barista who served me this morning said my little Kirby charm was kawaii (˶◕‿◕˶✿)

found it. you win again Japan

going to Shitte, if anyone needs anything

let's not 🙂‍↔️

tremendously sad to hear that Dick Cheney died at his home this morning instead of inside a prison

anime

tried the 7/11 spaghetti bolognese after an English couple i met in a bar recommended it and folks, let me tell ye, you simply cannot trust the english

We need to push for the total exclusion of transphobes from public life. Trans-eliminationists can then be faced with a choice of shutting the fuck up or a miserable life (more miserable than they already are).

First session of electrolysis covered! Trying to reach 10 sessions worth at the recommendation of good friend @foxdie.bsky.social :3 Thank you so much to everyone who has donated so far!!! gofund.me/07f6d53bf #MutualAid #LGBTQAid #TransAid

[visibly scared] what... what else do you do with them?

ACAB includes who ever trapped this small child in his plastic prison

i started saying the queen's English pounds ironically and now i can't stop. please send help

look at this cool ass copy of MGS2 (the best one) that i got for 10 of the queen's english pounds

Santhony Undertale

Also rebooting this! We are just £22 from Bee being able to afford her first electrolysis session, which will mean she doesn't have to shave daily and reduce the irritation from that as well as stress from worrying about visible stubble.

HEARTBREAKING: sinéad is lightly buzzed again and she forgot to pick up some soy sauce boiled eggs from 7/11 on her way home

sinéadfact: i have zero bartending experience and don't drink very often, yet every time we have a family barbecue i am always on pint pouring duties because somehow I am excellent at it??? my brother and sister both worked in the local pub as teens and somehow i absolutely destroy both of them

when the bartender in the pub I'm in pours the absolute worst pint i've seen and needs to fix it

made up a guy. i hope you all enjoy him: guy who, correctly, refuses to accept Rangers are the still same club after liquidation but does recognise Rangers Women as having an unbroken history since 2008

Alex Salmond was a rapist and I'm glad he's dead. shouldn't have gone 1v1 against a ketchup bottle eejit

Yesterday, same paper, pretending to not understand the difference between “not guilty” and “all those scheming women were making it up”.

went to an arcade and didn't see any locals going sicko mode on DDR. trip RUINED 😞

went to the gaming district, which is adjacent to the gooner cafe district so there were a lot of young women handing out flyers for their maid cafe. I have many thoughts but 80% of them are "there's no way she's 18"

50 THOUSAND. 50 THOUSAND OF THE QUEENS ENGLISH YEN. i saw a new steam deck for that price

bought a book today. one day i hope to be able to read