Time for my favorite dinner of an entire pizza and two soups.

Twinkledick Buttnose Fart-Queef

LMAO, what?!? this is not a joke, youtube legitimately just asked me if the music video for Was (not was)-walk the dinosaur feels "emotionally manipulative"

I'm mostly surprised he still writes songs, but then again I guess he doesn't lol

AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

Every couple of months: I should shave my beard to look younger. Moments later: FUCK

until act three the shark in Jaws doesn't even know people are mad at him. he's just hanging out

What if Predator society isn't all focused on skull collecting, but we just keep getting stories about the super aggro ones. Tell me the story of a Predator dentist.

dogs need to back off while you're eating. who will hold them to account?

Resident Evil FBI director: I need you to go to the place where you experienced horrific trauma to investigate something unrelated. Is that going to be a problem for you? FBI analyst: I think that might be a problem for me. FBI director: Well, I want you to do it anyway.

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Oh, Leon Kennedy. I cannot resist you. My beautiful himbo man

[inventing the hot air balloon] I don't give a fuck where I go

New Gorillaz good

Oh, you were just following orders? That's crazy. I wouldn't have done that.

Sometimes it do be like that

I cannot hear this from a man who has a Chip n Dip station on one of his amps

i think enthusiastic LLM use is mostly a stack of cognitive biases, unacknowledged plagiarism, and unmet needs in a trenchcoat but also my main objections aren't about them being bad at tasks so i don't care if you think they've gotten better at it

Can America please chill for five fucking minutes jesus crisht

me, loudly, every 45 minutes:

We are so back

BREAKING: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a drone strike.

global economy starting to look like this rn

We need to make the computer more human. So we can kill it.

With Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie now out, I've been revisiting some of the old clips. The Wii shop one is probably my favorite www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWOl...

I hear if he touches the hand bruise to the neck rash a random child dies somewhere.

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

Wife bought some of that ramen with a cartoon chicken screaming in pain on the package, and yup.

(Nodding thoughtfully) "Wearing tuxedos"

Mark Carney supports a Trump military adventure that Americans themselves overwhelmingly oppose. Just a colossal moral and political failure. @mark-carney.bsky.social @juliedabrusin.bsky.social

This boulder is giving memento mori #MementoMori

The opening drums on Chaos AD made my dog bark.

This behaviour is unbecoming of a Fifa World Cup Peace Prize winner

Yeah, I'm fine son. Just give me a second to catch my breath here.

Don't like that.

Trying to think of what kind of animal would be a Flintstones bidet. Some kind of dinosaur, I guess

Joining my kids Spotify jam and adding a bunch of Silver Jews

Looked at the price for Resident Evil and had a sensible chuckle. Video games are officially in "wait for a sale" status.

Honestly wild how much better life on earth would be for everyone if like 5 or 6 weird old men died.

Losing to the US sucks ass but losing to the US when they are openly Nazi Germany 2 is sooooo much worse