Completely forgot I was wearing my Adam Duritz wig when I left the house this morning 🤦‍♂️

I think the only reason Trump brought in RFK jr is because he wanted a Frankenstein in the mix.

Getting 2 the bottom of it

Kicking the door open and shouting "WHERE DO YOU WANT IT"

I can tell that my body wants water, but I am the boss here.

Kind of felt like a failure for heating up a can of beans for lunch but that shit was delicious.

Some people ask "Where's Chewbacca's penis" but I don't care about that. Whatever. I wanna know where Han Solo's penis is.

A whole generation of kids have watched their parents be driven insane by the computer, and I hope it drives them far away from the computer.

He's so fucking funny it's unreal

(doing the bare minimum) you have no idea what i go through every day

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

The internet used to feel like a wealth of possibilities, and there's no reason it shouldn't feel that way now. We've made it so narrow in scope and it's become boring and gross.

aura

Just asked this guy if it's too early to smoke a little weed

This added real emotional stakes that Batman v Superman lacked. Was the bathroom guy ok? It was a lot of trips

NO. We are not doing this.

I'm kind of the Winter Soldier of my friend group

In my day we drank pain straight from the pump 💪

It's great that Kirk is unambiguously in Hell, if you believe in that stuff. He made sure there was absolutely no wiggle room for "Maybe he saw the light at the last minute" kinda speculation. Nope. None. Straight to Hell.

if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully

The Russos have one brain between them and neither one uses it.

Someone, somewhere needs to be working on a publicly accessible version of the internet that existed 10 years ago. Someone needs to right the wrongs, and many people need to be punished.

When Woke2 drops we need to deal with these guys. It's been 10 years. Enough.

It is so important to go through your entire life with no clue how crypto works

Inception crew: We are going to break into a man's dream and convince him to do something he would never do. Me, a guy who just joined the team: I am going to point a gun at him until he does what I want. Inception crew: This guy is pretty radical.

My main impression after switching from Chrome to Firefox for a few months is that everyone in tech should be ground into paste.

Another job lost to AI

(complimentary)

Scary Movie legacy sequel seems like a really bad omen.

The only muted word I have on here is "snakeroot". I don't remember when I did this and I don't remember why I did it either.

I want this guy to be chased through the streets like the unsympathetic Frankenstein he is.

Saying "If you oppose datacenters for AI, then you must oppose data centers for social media and streaming" is a disingenuous argument, but also: Fine. Burn it all down. Yes, all of your straw men too.

Solid argument here because the newest crop of datacenters is obviously being built for streaming services.

Tax the Grinch???

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

I think the oversaturation of content is good because it weakens the brand and maybe eventually I won't have to hear about it.

I mean not really tho

I'm going to buy the whole set!

Sometimes it do be like that

so sick of seeing this man’s face he looks unnatural and nascent. he looks like an ocean goo and like he’s allergic to his own eyeballs. he looks like he smells like stale water.

Doing up my fly in the Walmart parking lot. Nobody bats an eye. We are all sinners here.

Quitting Spotify wasn't that hard and I don't miss it at all.

If Ed Sheeran sang that "I'm in love with your body" song to me I would attack him.