I understand the resentment, but I also see daily footage of old grandmas out in the street screaming at thugs carrying assault rifles. It's kinda gross to imply that an entire country is too stupid to see what's happening, when most of them clearly do.

Cold out there today

I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.

Coach McGurk monologue

If I can get personal for a moment I just pulled out a really long ingrown hair and I feel great

The Microsoft guy just said that refusing to engage WILL stop it, tho

"You know that thing you hate? Well, it might fail if you don't use it."

"imaginary thing that will pretend to pray for you" certainly checks out

The Incredible Hunk 😆

This kinda feels like a Beastie Boys album cover for some reason

Hope you enjoyed the sauna. Quick question before you go: In your opinion, how badly does immigration dilute the purity of our country?

Border guy reviewing my socials: Why are there are so many posts about being fucked by Freddy Krueger on here Me: I also have Trump posts

then stop making them, idgaf

Sometimes I just be digesting food, man

Poop hits differently since Shit came to town !!!

Good lord what are we doing here

Meiko Kaji (梶芽衣子) in 2022, modeling a piece from the Black Scandal Yohji Yamamoto (ヨウジヤマモト) Collection. 📽️ #filmsky 🎥 #japanesefilm

Local police: But what about all the goodwill we have built with the community?

When Jersey is as far east as you're willing to go

Comedian: Are there any diseases that are never amusing? Thanks.

Garfbert 2013.11.09

Props to the Avengers Doomsday trailer team for assuring me this movie is going to be a tedious slog that I should skip.

Kinda crazy how many people this describes

You know how people still talk reverently about Calvin and Hobbes? That's because Bill Waterson didn't turn into a huge piece of shit in his old age.

I did flipbooks for all of the Animorphs covers I did, but they appeared in black and white and very small, so I am posting them here so you can see them large and in color. No AI here--just Elastic Reality and painting. You can buy a signed print of this cover here: www.etsy.com/listing/897954595

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

Well that explains a lot.

I didn't even know we were at war with protein

precious little.

Achievements: Weird dick Nazi stuff Wrecking Twitter ???

She smiles at the man who shoots her and says she isn't mad at him. Clearly initiates the effort to leave when the aggressive agents arrive. The question now (not that this was in question) isn't who's telling the truth. It's when DHS had this video and knew that what they were saying was a lie.

"Oh jeez, I can't see any soul destroying images on Twitter anymore." "Yeah man, you gotta upgrade."

The world needs laughter

This song, this whole album, feels like music out of time the same way Low and "Heroes" do. What a crazy thing to achieve with your final record, in your late 60s, while you're literally dying. Jeez louise

If I had an army of faceless goons I would not stand behind one when they made me look bad. I would throw that goon to the wolves and hire another goon.

She’s always shooting her own dogs 😔

It's Smog January* with no signs of stopping www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WlW... *Smog January is when you listen to a ton of Smog in January

Grilled cheese and a coffee at 10:26am. You can't say shit to me

Overheard at CES 2026: "Nobody goes public these days, they just get bought and killed by someone bigger."

I cannot recommend doing this strongly enough. Like, in general, for always. I turned off autoplay a few years ago on Twitter just so I could get another video to play and then realised I had absolutely no good reason to ever turn it back on again

People are always saying this about me