I had to look this guy up and wow

this man got a peanut shaped head

still feeling residual excitement from One Battle After Another a day later. wow what a picture

No, sorry I can't today. I'm very busy

Thinking a lot about Sean Penn's performance in One Battle After Another

👍

This is pretty hilarious but my number one takeaway is that the Bluesky video player is still completely out of sync on desktop and it always takes me a few seconds to determine if it's a tech glitch or if I'm disassociating

Holding myself together with One Battle After Another tickets (secured), Hades 2 (good), and a Lexapro spackle

Rather than slide into doomerism, I am making a resolution to focus on that fact that there are good people out there every day telling these freaks to go fuck themselves.

The thing about unsolicited advice on a woman's appearance is that it's always appreciated and goes over well

When I do therapy on Zoom

Putting a finger in the air, nodding, and pulling out Interpol Turn On The Bright Lights

good morging

There's always money in my banana, Stan!

They are calling it the worst combo of all time

Being evil sucks up your essence like the machine from the Dark Crystal. This is not a 46 year old man. This is a 60 year old youth pastor who moves from town to town to dodge allegations.

Alien Earth needle drop level: preposterous

It's hard to say who got done the dirtiest here, but I'm gonna say Judy :(

Unused line from Don Henley's Boys of Summer

There's nothing hotter than when your significant other texts you those four incredible words: I ordered falafel lunch

My car has assigned this album to the "white guy dreads" genre

too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number

Normies getting riled up about GWAR really warns my scumdog heart

How many more years of... all this

The Tylenol company is not happy with me, but that's ok. I'll keep taking that garbage.

This is hell. We live in hell lol

The US is imposing 1000% tariffs on ma, the concept of emptiness or negative space in Japanese cinema. From now on if a character quietly admires a river or sips a cup of tea, theaters will be taxed millions

Yes, there's nothing more contemptible than expecting someone to "do something" - The Brain Genius

I realize this is anecdotal but you can't tell me there aren't more vehicles on the roads this month compared to a year ago. The city's transit plan and bike network is working -- we don't want people using them!

Hey babe, how was the funeral? Were the fireworks good?

GWAR to distance themselves from Blothar The Berzerker: This is not who we are

GWAR crossed a major line at riot fest

He's going to deport autism

I was watching this with my kid, who was trying not to freak out. I said "Wait until the monsters show up" and she yelled "there's MONSTERS in this?!?" Great movie.

My Optimus robot butler sees my Meta Raybans, sprints across the room and breaks my neck.

Smart glasses are going to run into the same wall all of these devices run into: normal people do not want this shit.

Getting harder every day to be a smug Canadian, I'll tell you whut

Pathetic

People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.

I honestly believe that Fallon doesn't know what's going on. He has the dead eyes of an automaton. He looks like they power him down and store him in a closet between shows.

Me ten years ago: This is a fun side project but I hope it isn't too much of a distraction from El-P's next solo album. Me now: 💀

No more worlds left to conquer, huh. What you gonna do, weep about it?

I gotta say that a solemn vigil for Charlie Kirk in fucking Winnipeg is sadder than baby shows never worn

When will Joe Rogan descend from the Comedy Mothership to chastise the powers that be for daring to cancel a comedian?