Still one of the greatest games ever made absolute ride from start to finish

Let's look into this account that calls out grifters. Oh good, they have merch.

Just remembered Unkle Kracker. What was going on there

The Teams notification sound takes a minute off of my life every time. Doesn't sound like much, but it's starting to add up.

I'm sorry he didn't like the movie, but a piece of flatbread with hair doesn't get to speak for all men.

I don't know why they are paired in my mind, but I will always choose Con Air (masterpiece) over The Rock (bleh)

Hairdresser: Would you ever consider a hair transplant? Me: Probably not, no. Hairdresser: Yeah they don't work anyway. Me: Right.

Rock and roll estate sale

Olivia Reingold writing the story of the year after finding out teenage Mamdani used to go on message boards to defend his mom’s filmmaking

God (being weird): Restless Leg Syndrome... Why not!

Less offended by dumb, impractical, vibe-coded projects now that I look at AI as a busy box for middle managers

Max Landis turned out that way because his dad was always threatening him with a helicopter when he misbehaved.

Just spent 12 bucks on asparagus so I can piss gold

Ya know, maybe we shouldn't hold up John Landis as the standard for "getting it done" in filmmaking.

Instant Ramen: unhealthy 😣 Instant Ramen with some frozen peas thrown in: balanced 💪

Fits all body types: High, shorty, fat, thin

Laughing hysterically at this dumbass AI Instagram ad for some football coach game that I’m sure is terrible.

House of Men 9: 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋... 𝓘𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓗𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓜𝓮𝓷

I can name one band that did its best work with him and it’s the Red Hot Chili Peppers lollllll

"Lunch" is a weird word. What were they thinking? Lunch

Guided By Voices kinda morning

Blackberries, after a day in the fridge:

(America screams and stabs itself in the dick repeatedly while on fire, like it does every other day) American: Maybe pay attention to what's happening in your own country, buddy.

imagining this guy driving to baseball activities in an sensible compact

"Use my name and face for this story? I dunno, lemme ask ChatGPT."

These are great, Stanley! Thanks for sharing.

My wife shared one of my most unhinged Winnipeg opinions with one of Winnipeg's most unhinged mayoral candidates and I really hope he runs with it.

Bit of a longshot, so go with me here: Every UK PM dies, so give it to Rowling for a bit.

There's a new Jackass movie in theatres this week if you need something to live for.

My dad went out for cigarettes But he came back For his lighter 🤪

This line of reasoning doesn't make sense anymore. We all have the internet and we can all see what other countries are doing. Why can't we comment on it?

I never realized the deaths of thousands started AFTER The election. Looking into it.

Black coffee and a multivitamin after bloodwork got me feeling like the white Tetsuo

I'm talkin' about friendship. I'm talkin' about character. I'm talkin' about-... hell. Leo, I ain't embarrassed to use the word. I'm talkin' about ethics.

This post is about Boots Riley lmao

Every couple of months they reanimate Hillary Clinton to write a stinky op-ed and then put her back in cold storage like the Winter Soldier

My little dog just came into the office at 3:18pm looking super excited, but nothing exciting ever happens at 3:18pm, my son.

(intro to "Geat Ready for This" by 2 Unlimited plays) Ball's where they store piss

Before you get too angry at Jay, remember that he spent several post-retirement years falling down hills and setting himself on fire.

I know Dave seems like a real one these days but he shouldn't have gotten away with this.

My kid made me watch this over the holiday and I wanted to chew my own leg off to escape.

I don't get why we have to still hear from any Clintons about anything. Send em to space. Or jail. Space jail.

Seeing a guy wearing Facebook glasses: Let's not be too hasty, they could just be thick RayBans. Seeing a guy wearing Snap glasses: Shoot to kill.