Watching movie (finally)

You'd better believe I responded to this clue in @dot-lvl.bsky.social's voice

My loving Trekkie SO: "In range?" Me on SSRI's: "Not yet, sir." SO: "Come on, come on." Me: "She'll fly apart!" SO: "Fly her apart then!"

I decided not to do the same old joke with Final Fantasy 5 that I always do and named the main character Cwordz instead

Sometimes a parking job is so bad, you have to stop and take a picture

I had a crush on my then-SO's best friend, who liked cider, so I tried out a local gay cidery. Then I started helping with production. Then one of the owners asked to be friends. I ended up losing the SO and the crush, but met dozens of wonderful people and am honored to be their Token Straight.

Finally, some good news

Watching movie but the sun isn't all the way down yet

Who is Mussolini

As soon as I heard this line in the series finale of The Boys, I knew I wanted to make a video that maybe one person will kind of chuckle at. Somebody please tag Simone Giertz thanks

NBC Sports if you're gonna center-justify the game clock then make the 1 in the font the same width as the other digits ffs

I got new glasses (well, new lenses in old frames) for the first time in over twenty years and it's like I turned off the world's blue light filter because apparently those old lenses had yellowed a bunch lol

Ghosting my friend for vagueposting about whether I returned that one Tupperware container

Things my brain thinks are poignant when I'm barely awake: "You should take whatever algorithm lets you recognize yourself in the mirror, turn it upside-down, and see if you still recognize yourself." makes u think

I make memes sometimes too

(The Killers voice) I got tune but I'm not a tuna

Cocky little FREAKS!

When I was a kid learning scraps of Dutch from subtitles and things my mom was saying to her boyfriend, I joked that this must be Dutch people's favorite month because they were "always naming everything May" and she was very confused and now so are you

I only clicked the article to see how close I was on the "being a turd ages you" factor

Who the fuck keeps scraeming "visit the Idaho Potato Museum" at my house

I think season 5 of The Boys is good, actually

Good omen for the next two weeks: after many months of mismatches coming off the top of the clean linen pile, my fitted sheet, top sheet, and pillow cases are all from the same set

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If I ever relocate to Holland, I'm adding "jij/je" to my pronouns so nobody says "u" to me

Spinning up a kanban board in Jira for all the books people recommend to me

oh my god is backpanther okay

Watching long movie I have to start while the sun is still a little up Also I apparently can't take a photo from my web browser any more so no title card but it's Project Hail Mary

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But that's like 75 minutes away!

Neighbor either just had a really big yawn or a really little orgasm

hey #general Discord is down lol

And now I wait for the two likes to roll in

I have no idea if Aaron Roderick did or didn't like barely legal porn from his official account because I blocked him in December for whatever the scandal was at that time

Just got my ballot for the California primary election and ffs why can't we just have ranked-choice voting already??

My next post is to check if it's still really easy to summon a weirdo

It just occurred to me that if I wanted to honor popular video game character Fox McCloud properly, then I should have a son and name him Human Bartolome

whoops country elected the wrong guy it’s 1860 again. yay country elected the right guy it’s 2026. whoops country elected the wrong guy it’s 1860 again. yay country elected the right guy it’s 2006. whoops country elected the wrong guy it’s 1860 again. yay country elected the right guy it’s 1986

Buying a new stove so I don't have to clean the one in my apartment again

Frinkiac go back you dipshits

post your warning sign

Give Valorie Curry's face-acting an Emmy

Okay, geez, didn't realize I booked the Thirst Train

Charl3s has the chance to do the funniest thing

Suddenly remembering that time I went to the registrar's office after graduating high school to ask for a copy of my permanent record and they were like "what's that?"

I keep making up new reasons for people to hate me, but they keep liking me anyway wtf

"Girl Crush" by Little Big Town, but it's Spock singing "to" Carol Marcus