I'm so hungry.

Nothing makes me feel like myself quite like rage.

It's so crazy ancient Greeks were just out there naming their sons shit like "Horse Fucker."

I think I'm gonna have to actually play Deadlock now.

You can't just say shit like, "adhesive bandage," without sounding like a massive tool. That's how Johnson & Johnson get you.

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I'm always wondering why I'm struggling with SF6 and then everything I read is like, "Street fight is a patient, defensive game that's all about zoning and footwork."

Nice cock, bro. Did it look like that before the harrowing?

Is it ethical to rizz up a bodacious babe?

Icky icky icky icky icky.

I had a horrible nightmare that I awoke to notifications.

The problem with the American Left is their stolid refusal to address or even acknowledge the Devo Energy Dome.

Do you guys think a quirked up white girl kunoichi can rock it with daisy dukes that go like whoah, or are you from the suburbs?

My new song "A-hey hum tiddle biddle dandy-o" has gone Hyper-Platinum after it was listened to by every single living being minutes after release

the same scourge whips the joker and the enjoyer of the joke bro

Do you guys think my personality goes hard, crazy style? Does my personality rake in big doubleyous in a goated manner?

You guys should try being more confident and quietly self-assured. Quietly. Out of the range of my perception.

they diagnosed me as being sweet

I think you're intending those puns, bro. This is how language erodes.

I should relearn how to do math.

I need a hoodie that is also a heated blanket.

Guys, I'm so back.

🖤

My take on this kind of thing

try the bananas darling they are dashing

weedheads instead of smoking weed, what if you smiled

When I wake up before my alarm, I can snuff it out before it accomplishes its purpose, even though it was I who set it on its path. It is good that it's not a living thing, or this would make me cruel.

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Guy who locks in and gets really good at drawing feet but just because. No reason, really.

Like most people I am sitting alone in a cold room

Hey, real quick—I need an answer on this one fast, it's urgent—is it safe for swine to eat pearls, or is that dogs?

COUNTER.

Soft launching the murder I committed by sending several fingers to the police

Go back to the airlock bro. This sector is structurally compromised

•successfully identified different shapes and colors in a high stress fast paced environment

Finally

Maybe the real Gesamtkunstwerk was being alive all along.

Sharks, did you ever think about how no one dumpster dives at the hospital?

"it's time to go"

Oh, is a geopoliticsball happening? I didn't notice because I was busy reading the dictionary.

after completing a game, game devs are ritually slaughtered to serve the software in the afterlife

labubu is still relevant

the remarkable rejoicing is upon us

Why am I trying to play video games for a living when I could be a nun?

When you put your phone down I don’t dream, fwiw. Everything just goes black

Sorry I'm not more evil.

my beautiful cancelled plans life

Filling my pants with truk nutz so I can relate to my father.

blonde man why

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