Sloane Veronica
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What the monkey considers business the horse considers shoe crab.
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Hey guys, little late to this one: Yes, I think 100 men could fuck a gorilla.
15 days ago
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I'm so hungry.
25 minutes ago
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Nothing makes me feel like myself quite like rage.
about 10 hours ago
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It's so crazy ancient Greeks were just out there naming their sons shit like "Horse Fucker."
about 12 hours ago
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I think I'm gonna have to actually play Deadlock now.
about 12 hours ago
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You can't just say shit like, "adhesive bandage," without sounding like a massive tool. That's how Johnson & Johnson get you.
about 13 hours ago
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about 13 hours ago
Here’s how to figure out what credit card to get next with chatGPT
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I'm always wondering why I'm struggling with SF6 and then everything I read is like, "Street fight is a patient, defensive game that's all about zoning and footwork."
about 14 hours ago
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Nice cock, bro. Did it look like that before the harrowing?
about 14 hours ago
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Is it ethical to rizz up a bodacious babe?
about 14 hours ago
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Icky icky icky icky icky.
about 14 hours ago
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I had a horrible nightmare that I awoke to notifications.
about 16 hours ago
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The problem with the American Left is their stolid refusal to address or even acknowledge the Devo Energy Dome.
about 20 hours ago
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Do you guys think a quirked up white girl kunoichi can rock it with daisy dukes that go like whoah, or are you from the suburbs?
about 20 hours ago
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Grobian Syboe
about 20 hours ago
My new song "A-hey hum tiddle biddle dandy-o" has gone Hyper-Platinum after it was listened to by every single living being minutes after release
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Old Sam
about 20 hours ago
the same scourge whips the joker and the enjoyer of the joke bro
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Do you guys think my personality goes hard, crazy style? Does my personality rake in big doubleyous in a goated manner?
about 20 hours ago
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You guys should try being more confident and quietly self-assured. Quietly. Out of the range of my perception.
about 20 hours ago
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Little wayne
about 20 hours ago
they diagnosed me as being sweet
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I think you're intending those puns, bro. This is how language erodes.
about 21 hours ago
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I should relearn how to do math.
about 21 hours ago
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I need a hoodie that is also a heated blanket.
about 22 hours ago
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Guys, I'm so back.
about 23 hours ago
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Pringl
1 day ago
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Sam Antics
2 days ago
My take on this kind of thing
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Little wayne
1 day ago
try the bananas darling they are dashing
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Jess
1 day ago
weedheads instead of smoking weed, what if you smiled
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Grobian Syboe
1 day ago
When I wake up before my alarm, I can snuff it out before it accomplishes its purpose, even though it was I who set it on its path. It is good that it's not a living thing, or this would make me cruel.
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Architecture
1 day ago
Wuyuanwan subway station by studio Ateneo Location; Xiamen, China
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Guy who locks in and gets really good at drawing feet but just because. No reason, really.
1 day ago
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Grobian Syboe
1 day ago
Like most people I am sitting alone in a cold room
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Hey, real quick—I need an answer on this one fast, it's urgent—is it safe for swine to eat pearls, or is that dogs?
1 day ago
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COUNTER.
1 day ago
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Hans
7 months ago
Soft launching the murder I committed by sending several fingers to the police
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Satchel Charge
1 day ago
Go back to the airlock bro. This sector is structurally compromised
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little lamb
1 day ago
•successfully identified different shapes and colors in a high stress fast paced environment
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little lamb
1 day ago
Finally
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Maybe the real Gesamtkunstwerk was being alive all along.
1 day ago
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little lamb
1 day ago
Sharks, did you ever think about how no one dumpster dives at the hospital?
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pat | COMMISSIONS OPEN
11 months ago
"it's time to go"
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Oh, is a geopoliticsball happening? I didn't notice because I was busy reading the dictionary.
1 day ago
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chief kyiv
1 day ago
after completing a game, game devs are ritually slaughtered to serve the software in the afterlife
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Little wayne
1 day ago
labubu is still relevant
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Little wayne
1 day ago
the remarkable rejoicing is upon us
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Why am I trying to play video games for a living when I could be a nun?
1 day ago
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little lamb
2 days ago
When you put your phone down I don’t dream, fwiw. Everything just goes black
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Sorry I'm not more evil.
2 days ago
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updates troglodyte updates george: 2
2 days ago
my beautiful cancelled plans life
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Filling my pants with truk nutz so I can relate to my father.
2 days ago
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Little wayne
2 days ago
blonde man why
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にょほ 羊毛卿
2 days ago
羊毛フェルトとテンセグリティ構造で納豆を作りました
#羊毛フェルト
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