Balloon Fight remains one among the greatest games I have ever played.

Oh, I forgot to post the live notification, huh?

Shorty quiet like Brazilian Kratos.

They should give Chinese food a gun

The word "pharmacy" has etymological roots in the Arabic word "farmasil," itself a borrowing of the word "vermicelli," which is what Britons call chocolate sprinkles for their own vile reasons.

25 and still urinating? NGMI.

I don't think that all buildings are sinful, only the form of the domus.

I don't want to be productive! I want to be uncomfortable and I want it now!

Fox who lived and taught on this mountain previously as a monk in the time of the Kashyapa Buddha: Wow. Getting some real 'karma' vibes from this.

Thanks to the tireless and contemptible efforts of Haddaway, you can't even ask a serious question like, "What is love?" these days.

When I was in high school my friend Erika took me out to skip school for the very first time to "have a very serious discussion." We got Lorna Doone butter cookies at a Walgreens and ate them on the hood of her car, and she asked me, "Why isn't having friends ever enough for you?"

Ass in the Sass.

To exist in this world of suffering is to beget suffering, as much as it is to suffer.

I don't trust people who aren't willing to hurt other people.

people will tell you that there isn't a way to be liked by everyone but there actually is and it's probably more that you can't pull it off

PARENTING HACK: I Promised My 3-Year-Old Son In Marriage To The "FOREST WOMAN" In Exchange For The Bounty Of Her Realm - Nuts And Seeds To Fill Every Snackbox!!!

I have a couple of commission slots open, so if you’re looking for a character designer please hit me up! as usual RTs are greatly appreciated ❤️

I don't have any posts anymore that aren't just low-hanging sex jokes or live notifications. IDK. See you guys in a few weeks maybe.

the cigarette...my great friend...my biggest opp...

Hot bitches always texting the groupchat with some dumbass bullshit like, "Thinking of getting really into tomato juice."

The lord gallanteth and the lord goofuseth away

print ad, illustration (1995) archive.org/details/game...

(affably) see you in the dark realm!

me to houseguest: help yourself to any of my vitamins

Getting emails from viewers asking me if I'm going to continue my play through of a game. Have I "made it?"

my wife: you have to stop replacing schwa vowel sounds with “of” or im going to leave you me: my wife: me: ult of ma-(door slams)

Congratulations on that thing

Hey girl, is that a kumquat in your pocket or are you, uh. Are you k-uhm... Are you gonna, do you wanna squat on, mmm..? Y'know? Uh. Hey girl.

much like a goblin in front of a spell book, i don't understand certain things and i refuse to do something about it

Horoscope for May: Don't do the sex moves that involve stomping, not with knees like those

Looking to go viral, what's some good low-hanging fruit for beginners?

My love life is a lot like blackjack. I bust

Much like fighting games, you can win a surprising number of low-level chess games by flailing about wildly.

The Business Industry

Looking to get a new piercing, does anyone remember which nipple is the gay one?

If you haven't yet guessed, the game in question is Art Data Interactive's (of the 3DO port of DOOM fame) "Chess Wars: A Medieval Fantasy" (1996). A "Battle Chess" clone with 50 minutes of full motion video. This is what Art Data's CEO Randy Scott had to say about it a year before release:

Something I think about often is how boomers sometimes get so offended at "How's it hanging?"—especially directed at women—because they're old enough to remember that it's a question about your dick.

That goodwill hunting scene where Matt Damon is solving the problem on the blackboard but instead he is drawing hentai spongebob porn

Little under two weeks and I'll be able to stop going insane from waiting and be able to start going insane in a new way for approximately a month.

walking my fish

We used to glomp each other with reckless abandon, but that was before they taught us about sex or concussions.

God Save the Hackers bro

I don't think we should have a government, but if we do I think I should be paid a stipend to sit on a traffic island all day smoking shit out of a comically large hookah and interrogating passersby about esoteric and frankly racist metaphors about algebra.

I should probably do something productive, but on the other hand I could lay back down and take a nap.

Kiwi kind of a '90s-ass fruit, let's be real.

I just genuinely accidentally said to my boss "I don't want to be the only pony working on this" instead of "person"...

???

Colonel Mxtard, in the walkable neighborhood third space, with the yaoi paddle.

Stroke me down and my genitals will become more scary than you can possibly imagine, Bater.

Horny singles in my area are an oppressed minority.