Honk If You Love the Yawning, Cavernous Abyss of the Human Heart! [Elden Ring]

I'm sorry for being so much prettier than you. I'm learning and growing.

People hate to see a bitch thriving.

Elden Ring today.

God gives IBS only to the women he fears most.

Stummy hourth.

jogging amok

gargolye

film guy insisting on calling it Waffle Hausu

if i were in a jigsaw's trap i wouldn't play along because that would only encourage him

you're going to love my friend, the evil pervert

If you asked me if I had any interest in shooters a month ago I would have said, "Absolutely not," but I genuinely cannot remember the last time a game grabbed me as hard as Marathon did. I think about it when I log off. I think about it while playing other games. I'm thinking about it right now.

The sublime is cheap and abundant and I feast on it like a dog every day.

I jack off in a much more erudite and sophisticated way than you

The covered ox horn buns that say, "We really need you to know this character is Chinese."

Absolut Svensk

This website is haunted by a specter: The specter of Japanimation.

When the cyberpunk soundtrack has chanting and weird vocal noises >>>>>>>>>>>>>

Live fast and die within ten miles of where you were born

DO NOT BRING A CLERIC INTO MY CONE OF VISION

situations are the dietary fiber of mental health

You guys aren't fucking with my inappropriate behavior.

leaves may have evolved to sound like rattlesnakes as they skitter off down the sidewalk but you don’t need to use the same degree of caution with them

I fuck with two things heavy: Pussy, and Necco wafers. And buddy, I just finished my my last roll of Necco wafers.

If I ever post a selfie on this website, the only possible explanation is that I am wildly, uncontrollably horny and need to be tranquilized at a safe distance via rifle immediately.

Putting 100 bumper stickers on my car to increase it's mass, and therefore it's speed... -The Bad Ass Physiscist

meeting your girlfriend's family ❓ #art #ocs

Converse that go all the way up to your neck.

Surprise early morning DKC 2 stream imminent. I had to peel myself away from Marathon somehow.

My trip to London has laid bare the sickness at the heart of the Atlantic world. I had to listen to Americans talking about salad more than once - this has to stop

링크 작동이 안되어 재업합니다! forms.gle/L8BKg2tg9bcS...

Dent’s fog

Just found out that enemies do more damage on higher difficulty levels…this sucks

Like pets and nature, I abhor a vacuum.

he keeps expanding and not helping with the laundry

I'm craving Subway for some reason which is excellent evidence that I am under psychic assault by some kind of demon.

my cult of personality toils in the desert, building a gleaming machine that will let me rip like a beyblade. maybe spinning real fast will fill whatever nameless wanting is missing; maybe if i spin fast enough, my brain will outrun its own noise. the horse we tested it on exploded. very promising.

Maybe I will attempt a second stream later in the day if my headache goes away. Maybe Marathon if my shit doesn't get totally rocked.

I forgot Mario Bros. 2 was a little brutal with it.

the calyx and the toyota corolla and the dick and balls and pussy alltogether make a complete flower.

What if I'm not an international woman?

Type 1 in chat if you think I should give up this life of luxury and become a wandering mendicant.

They call you a "runner" in Marathon because you have to get the hell out of there.

everyone log off i need to be alone right now

Drew a cranky oddish for no reason in particular

If I don't bleach my hair this week, it's all gonna come crashing down.

Nice milk caps, bro. Can I feel them?

If I had a pog collection, I'd slammer in the morning. I'd slammer in the evening, all over this land.