They did episiotomy on a grape

"Fuck all yall"

Gorba with the shining square tell me bluesky is down. I hit him with club, tell him that means it nighttime

Forbidden

They put googly eyes on a grape

Every day is like this

ACAB includes you, your honor

I had a dream little lamb wanted to borrow $20 from me but I didn’t have any money so I gave him expired gum

Scientists have discovered evidence of immortal life on mars after ground penetrating radar stumbled upon an underground coven of Alien Draculas

I'll just turn myself in tomorrow

We should start a podcast

Animals are kind of like the real life version of pokemon

important business

There's nothing sexy about property damage

なるほどね？

When an animal goes meow that’s how you know you’re dealing with a cat or a cat like creature

They’re taking the pope to isengard

long thirst

Every day I have to piss. And yet. Every day I feel a great thirst. I am trapped in an unbreakable cycle

I just think they should look like this.

snake root and crab man sitting in a tree

Don’t stop me now I’m having ball

I’m going to crack this world in half like an egg

Here are some more weirdos I designed for #peopleofnote

She keeps poking me with a hairpin and says I can’t have the antidote if I don’t follow her instructions :(

If they make a movie about me i hope it’s about me as a person and not just my spider legs

Wishing I had spider legs

All the world’s a shower, and all the men and women merely goblins

Shut up nerd

The horrors persist 🐸

Kiertoilmakypsennin

Taking hostages can be a dope ass way to get what you want

Getting car inspect Nervous about the futur Of transportation #haiku #macdonald #sponsored

If you were a lamb what size would you be

Anything the Artemis astronauts find doesn't have anything to do with me, I have been on Earth the whole time!!!!!

Death rides a tiny lamb

If I was on a plane headed to america I’d rather crash than land

my job doesn’t let me have a computer but they gave me one of these and every time some one walks past my cubicle they stick their heads in and say “wow, good job, Abigail, we are all so proud of you”

Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you

What they're not telling the people is that there is a worldwide cheese shortage and they literally had to go to the moon to barter with our overlords.

what is a sewr

I wish october 31 was the only day of the year

I might accidentally be joining a cult of crazy people but they seem fun so I don’t mind

It’s always 晴朗 in Chinese Philadelphia

Ate big mack today not a fan #macdonald #sponsored

Bring back harmless mischief

I would never be concerned about the growth of a website. Nerd shit. No offense nerds

@murrman5.bsky.social thinking about the grink

I am the envoy between internet and meat space give me diplomatic immunity