Hermit Toad
@glimpseofcoffee.bsky.social
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He/him/them Trying to figure out who/what/where I am. Invented the computer. PFP by @invisichad
They did episiotomy on a grape
about 19 hours ago
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Deeny they/them
1 day ago
"Fuck all yall"
add a skeleton here at some point
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yeah
1 day ago
Gorba with the shining square tell me bluesky is down. I hit him with club, tell him that means it nighttime
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Forbidden
1 day ago
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They put googly eyes on a grape
2 days ago
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🌸
2 days ago
Every day is like this
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slice
2 days ago
ACAB includes you, your honor
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I had a dream little lamb wanted to borrow $20 from me but I didn’t have any money so I gave him expired gum
3 days ago
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tara
4 days ago
Scientists have discovered evidence of immortal life on mars after ground penetrating radar stumbled upon an underground coven of Alien Draculas
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Travis comma bitch
3 days ago
I'll just turn myself in tomorrow
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We should start a podcast
4 days ago
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Animals are kind of like the real life version of pokemon
4 days ago
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Li Chen
4 days ago
important business
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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟
4 days ago
There's nothing sexy about property damage
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nao70shark
5 days ago
なるほどね?
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When an animal goes meow that’s how you know you’re dealing with a cat or a cat like creature
5 days ago
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They’re taking the pope to isengard
5 days ago
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Bex
5 days ago
long thirst
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🌸
6 days ago
Every day I have to piss. And yet. Every day I feel a great thirst. I am trapped in an unbreakable cycle
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Sloane Veronica
6 days ago
I just think they should look like this.
add a skeleton here at some point
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legend
7 days ago
snake root and crab man sitting in a tree
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Don’t stop me now I’m having ball
8 days ago
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little lamb
8 days ago
I’m going to crack this world in half like an egg
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Noé Leyva ✍️
8 days ago
Here are some more weirdos I designed for
#peopleofnote
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Nate
8 days ago
She keeps poking me with a hairpin and says I can’t have the antidote if I don’t follow her instructions :(
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If they make a movie about me i hope it’s about me as a person and not just my spider legs
8 days ago
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Wishing I had spider legs
8 days ago
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🌸
9 days ago
All the world’s a shower, and all the men and women merely goblins
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A regular human man
9 days ago
Shut up nerd
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Adree 🏳️⚧️
9 days ago
The horrors persist 🐸
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Kiertoilmakypsennin
10 days ago
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🌸
10 days ago
Taking hostages can be a dope ass way to get what you want
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little lamb
10 days ago
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Getting car inspect Nervous about the futur Of transportation
#haiku
#macdonald
#sponsored
11 days ago
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If you were a lamb what size would you be
11 days ago
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Trisarahjtops
11 days ago
Anything the Artemis astronauts find doesn't have anything to do with me, I have been on Earth the whole time!!!!!
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little lamb
11 days ago
Death rides a tiny lamb
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If I was on a plane headed to america I’d rather crash than land
11 days ago
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kill me
11 days ago
my job doesn’t let me have a computer but they gave me one of these and every time some one walks past my cubicle they stick their heads in and say “wow, good job, Abigail, we are all so proud of you”
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Mike Ginn
11 days ago
Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you
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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟
12 days ago
What they're not telling the people is that there is a worldwide cheese shortage and they literally had to go to the moon to barter with our overlords.
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what is a sewr
12 days ago
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I wish october 31 was the only day of the year
12 days ago
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I might accidentally be joining a cult of crazy people but they seem fun so I don’t mind
12 days ago
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little lamb
12 days ago
It’s always 晴朗 in Chinese Philadelphia
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Ate big mack today not a fan
#macdonald
#sponsored
13 days ago
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Bring back harmless mischief
14 days ago
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donni saphire
14 days ago
I would never be concerned about the growth of a website. Nerd shit. No offense nerds
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@murrman5.bsky.social
thinking about the grink
14 days ago
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I am the envoy between internet and meat space give me diplomatic immunity
15 days ago
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