Making a pot of tea to prepare for my ritual reading of Letter from Birmingham Jail (Reposting with better link) www.csuchico.edu/iege/_assets...

hammerhead shark being abducted

(surreptitiously eating the detective's dinner while he circumambulates the long table explaining how someone in this room killed the chancellor)

I’m approaching forty years of age and have been starting to get those unfamiliar pangs, that feeling that I have to reach the south pole by sled

I see so many job postings about "training" AI language models and it's like.... just pay me to do the writing in the first place, let's cut out the middle man here

All that most maddens and torments

there were - a lot - of cardinals out yesterday. apparently this tree was a #perfectperch #birdoftheday #birdsseenin2026

When a car beeps at another car and that car does a little beep back I know they’re mad at each other but it sounds like they’re friends

Next week at my job interview when they ask for challenges I've overcome I will mention this fidget toy some kid threw behind the window glass that I later successfully extracted (the window does not open further than what is shown)

I have a job interview next Thursday :)

It's now also available as a website: www.standwithminnesota.com

For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I know there's so many other things going on but if someone could buy me a door dash tonight I'd be grateful.

Under my administration every horse gets a house and every bird a shoe

Cooking tip: Double the oven temperature to cook the food in half the time. If the food burns that simply means you are impure of heart

Shoes for horses, what next houses for birds??

please let us have this one

3:07 am : *sits bolt upright in bed* TOO MUCH SOUP IS A SLURPLUS *immediately falls back into deep sleep*

Inhale the forest, it has gifts for you

Can’t ye see the world where you stand?

Alas, I have become what I most feared: ten draculas.

Crickets are cheap and readily available from all good pet stores if you're looking to introduce a fun and interesting new problem to your life

Charlie has figured out how to make the printer print test pages and now it’s all he wants to do.

I cannot overemphasize the importance of making fun of ICE and other symbols of authoritarianism.

Hello! If anyone would like to help me pay rent during these times of trouble, my venmo is sarah-jakubowski-2 💚 🦕

Excellent news, we might NOT be full of plastic!!

Did they have those novelty year sunglasses before year 2000 or did it start then and we really leaned in?

the other night I put on hand lotion and briefly trapped myself outside my bedroom

Hey y’all: if you use Libby and you hate them allowing generative AI content and incorporating it in other ways you can go to your profile, scroll down to “help and support”, and take a survey to tell them that you hate it

As someone with an extremely common-for-my-generation name, it's fun to meet people with common-for-their-different-generation name. Hello Karen and Linda and Dolores and Taylor. We have shared lore.

I do not have the spoons to deal with today. (I melted them all down and forged the steel into a sword)

from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee

On one hand, Columbo is a police lieutenant, which is bad. On the other hand, Columbo makes more sense if you view him not as a cop but as some sort of supernatural entity, like a fey

i think we all need to see this rn

At New Years I scattered some birdseed and dried corn around my favorite tree and now there are gopher hills around the manicured lawn of my apartment complex, proving that even the tiniest creature can be a disruptive force

I keep seeing posts calling ICE "fake police" as though the "real" police are either upstanding bastions of morality or that it would be Ok for the "real" police to commit the atrocities under the guise of justice They are the same and should both be abolished!!

Me, explaining that their wondrous voracity can be at times considerably diminished, by vigorously stirring them up:

This one has red hat

Just a heads up, alt text is to describe an image for those who can’t see it. Not be an extra little comment. If you can’t put yourself in the shoes of people unable to see it, instead imagine the image won’t load for you, and whether the alt text would help.

They should invent a cantaloupe that doesn't hatch into a tiny dragon who demands that you make your furniture equivalently tiny in the name of what he claims is equity

I have to give up living alone because working full time minimum wage is not enough to afford the absolute cheapest rent in the area and nowhere hiring pays more than that.

I worry that my approach to giving my cats treats is too haphazard, too unpredictable. In the absence of logic will they develop religion? What rituals and superstitions do they practice in the hopes of yielding a more bountiful crop? How can they please their fleshy and unknowable God.

Theres a bustling city of Clay People behind my shed. They mostly keep to themselves. I'm thinking about gifting them fire to see what happens

The purpose of stickers is to Never Use Them so that when you die your friends can put them on your coffin

No one: The automated cashier at the grocery store: move your ᗷᗩᑎᗩᑎᗩᔕ to the bag

About 30 years ago, I ate an entire Crisco and walnut sandwich because I thought it was (admittedly strangely bland) cream cheese, and I hear about it regularly.

Years ago my sister got her cats this fancy chicken wet food and had it in a bowl in her fridge. i made the worst the chicken salad sandwich ive ever eaten with it and once a year my family still gets together to roast me about it. They can never find out i actually made 2 sandwiches and ate both

people are out here asking how much protein they can fit in their sparkling water when they should be asking how much love they can fit in their heart