hey i heard that using pesticides and mowing your lawn causes autism

"what are your hobbies?" waking up, getting my ass handed to me by depression, and having -7 energy for anything else

you cannot cancel Chancleta. he woke up looking like this. you have no hope of stopping him.

i gotta do stuff and acquire things

happy autumnal equinox

this little friend just landed on my hand and stayed for a while??

this tweet takes place in a corn field. please use your imagination to think of what might be going on in the corn field. thank u

cornnilingus. you heard it here first.

re-upping this bc it's so important

One tortu (blesséd) 🐢🌱 #herps

let's spend the beautiful golden autumnal equinox indoors online together

Back in town, took stock of the monarchs in the yard ... (at least one other still-green chrysalis spotted too) 🐛🦋🌱 #insects #nativeplants

Oh no the construction equipment rapture is apparently ahead of schedule

Moss Monday is back in the alpine this week. But you can find moss anywhere tbh

happy autumnal equinox

What the seeker shouts at the start of hide & seek in five languages... *Ready or not, here I come (English) *I’m searching (Polish) *Whoever didn't hide is a donkey (Croatian) *Who’s ready, good, who isn’t, I don't care (Italian) *The one who isn't ready, I will take him with the shovel (Romanian)

do you wanna come over and hit the four cardinal directions

working on my

night meds

A842.1 Goddess standing on her head supports earth.

The air is warm and heavy.

🌷🌷🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌷🌷 🌷🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻 🌷🌻🌻🌱🌱🌱🌻🌱🐀 🌻🌻🌱🌱🌻🌱🌻🌱🌻 🌻🌱🌱🌻🌻🌱🌻🌱🌻 🌻🧀🌻🌻🌻🌱🌱🌱🌻 🌻🌻🌻🌷🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

mfw i am very small and eating my berries

warning: if you piss me off, i will walk quietly through a field of wildflowers

(typing with talons) how to escape enclosure

🐌🦥

Teddy Bear 🐾 Adult male Shih Tzu mix Adoptable from Second Leash On Life (San Diego, CA) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/teddy-bear-78375058/ca/san-diego/second-leash-on-life-ca2909/

WHAT: Stefan Cooke (spring 2026) OCCASIONS: studying Latin or leaning against a Manchester alley wall, smoking, & humming a song about an idiotic, pretty hummingbird that will eventually become your band’s breakthrough hit IF IT WERE A SCENT: pencil shavings EMOTIONAL RANGE: 🙄/🤓 #MJMfashionGuide

five people have blocked me since I got put on this list 🥰

Frog drank the tea, and then he said, “Tell me a story while I am resting.”

googling romantic or stylish ways to get raptured

fine here's more

I love fall so much but emotionally I am not prepared for it yet

waw

from:me silly

My astral projected body waved at you from the next universe over. Please respond.

sugar, we're going down to

mistakes are very good

In the 1880s, a third of Minnesota’s forests were old-growth forests. Today less than five percent are. The fact that this one remains is only a fluke, due to a surveying error not discovered until decades later. (No paywall)

lunch cereal: the cereal you eat at lunch

In Swedish, a word for what you eat to bridge the gap between meals (or while waiting for the main course to cook) is stödmacka. It means "support sandwich." A similar word in Norwegian is ventepølse, or "waiting sausage."

Dreamt last night that someone named Webitha stole my laptop.

WHAT: Aaron Esh (spring 2026) OCCASIONS: legerdemain or leaving a single black rose on the pillow of an exiled dictator, causing him to stutter, “they’re b-b-back” when he sees it. IF IT WERE A SCENT: deck of cards, dipped in bourbon, on fire EMOTIONAL RANGE: ruthless/sexypants #MJMfashionGuide

just remembered im supposed to post a few playlists i started making based on requests i got from some of you so hopefully today i’ll get them posted 🤞 one or two of them i promised ages ago 😬

Should you need inspiration for your novel or film noir, I present this pile of discarded baggies (one emblazoned with “Daniel” in sweetie-pie cursive) containing laminate color swatches, condoms, & a deck of cards.

still think rough unpainted brick and rough concrete (with or without big pebbles in it) are such good textures

TOAD WILL NOW WALK ON A HIGH WIRE, AND HE WILL NOT FALL DOWN.