christmas celebrators have only a few more days to finish whittling their gifts

the year that everything stopped working

🛒🎄 Ride your shopping cart back to a bygone era with the “Attention Kmart Shoppers” collection at the #InternetArchive. These tapes of In-store announcements & seasonal jingles are pure time travel. 🛍️ Wrap your holiday spirit in classic shopping nostalgia ⤵️ archive.org/details/Kmar...

something to consider if you feed your cats freeze-dried treats!

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.

feel like i could do better than a blanket but sure

I am here to humbly request: whoever has the voodoo doll of me please start being nice

i am online (affirmation)

The days are short and dark; please enjoy some dogs in snoods.

who up feeling rather cozy

leopard cowhen

(re: last rt, I haven't read that whole article yet, just sharing it so I remember to read it later)

15/ Today we’ve published a deeply reported 5-part series. It’s about Albany, Georgia. It’s about getting sick in America. And it’s about what happens when the most powerful institution in town is a hospital.

🦡 Wild life of the world: . London ;F. Warne and co., 1916.. [Source]

I am going to propose to myself on christmas

do you want to come over and dry my dog after she wades in snow drifts up to her chin

more snow ☃️

the good old days when walmart supercenters were new and people on rollerblades worked in the stores and there was a huge book and magazine section in the middle up front between the registers

I like to think that I am not a dork but then I remember enjoying reading Chicken Soup for the Soul books during college

them: follow your bliss your bliss: leave me alone

please enjoy 20 seconds of my cats peacefully and (mostly) equitably sharing a caturday meat gogurt soundtrack courtesy of my deep, abiding, eternal love for buckcherry's 1999 debut album (and in spite of my disdain for 70% of what they've recorded since, and my complete ambivalence of another 25%)

wearing my cat’s heated blanket like a little cape turned it up to NINE

christmas is coming the goose is getting fat please do put a blanket 'round this old maid's back

A thread of Joan Brown paintings for #caturday. First up: "Joan & Donald," 1982

hug your foolish friend

my aunt's tv broke and she just had covid and it's christmastime so last night I ordered her the new one she wanted, which was at walmart. this morning they cancelled the order bc they're suddenly out of stock. so I told my aunt I'd check at target and now their website won't load. happy holidays :)

buddhism teaches the importance of removing attachments of banned MimeTypes

come over, we're all removing attachments of banned Mimetypes

wish it were possible to read multiple books simultaneously (literally, without alternating books)

might listen to a but if music

Just did a search as very keen to see that (I love seals) but just found this so far...

Joy Division vs Charlie Brown dance party also slaps...

for the holidays I am giving everyone a peace prize

my body has been rotating mild but annoying virus-type symptoms for a few weeks. most symptoms last a few days at most and then disappear as mysteriously as they began. it's been annoying and of course has set off my anxiety (eg feeling out of breath for no known reason = not relaxing)

it hurts when i push on this spot that hurts when i push on it

dog gives you asmr 🎁

when your own government's website "doesn't recognize" your zip code is that bad

buttercup had a situation today where there wasn't a rug beneath her and her legs flailed out so she was flat on the ground and it was hard to get her back to a standing position :( I felt so bad for her, she seemed so helpless and scared

i just wanna know how to say butterfly in all the languages

l e g

lol

you missed 17 therapy appointments this year

I stay off here so much lately that I don't remember how to post so now you just get updates on whether my nose is runny

i'm getting another dumbass cold (the cold for dumbasses) or perhaps it's just been one long unending one

rain all day Lyn Lifshin

Send peace on all lands and flickering corn.— O, may tranquility walk by his elbow When wandering in the forest, if he love No other.—Hear, and may the indolent flocks Be plentiful.—And if he love another, May panthers end him. —W. B. Yeats, from “Anashuya and Vijaya,” & a perfect wedding vow

WHAT: Chanel (métier d’art, 2026) OCCASIONS: stroking a vase or breaking up with some simp by jumping out of a moving cab on your way to a Sotheby’s auction; your parting words: “Bye, wanker!” IF IT WERE A SCENT: frost on an outdoor Rodin EMOTIONAL RANGE: expedient/daring #MJMfashionGuide