I'm sure that this is a metaphor for something.

You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.

strawberry toothpaste makes me wanna eat my whole dang toothbrush

was really not expecting the epstein/paleontology connection

I really loved this dried flower canopy at The Leaf in Assiniboine Park. It’s part of one of the seasonal displays. #Winnipeg.

re: these families that vacationed on Epstein island with their children, I keep wondering how much the wives/moms knew about the island

it is so nice to see the site again, after having been locked out for reasons that remain unclear

I'm back baby

[ghost noises]

who goes there!

they let me post, but they don't let me read honestly kind of an ideal arrangement

one fun thing is when every website works except the one you are hoping to check in on 🥲

please send me your replies via text message bc I can see nothing on the site anymore. thank you for your assistance

hello I cannot see anything except this post bc the wensite is malfunctioning for me :)

I have QVC on in the background and they're selling a ring with three pink stones in it and they just said, "Past, present, and future, in color. Me, myself, and I. Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. There's so many meanings behind the trilogy."

how i'm tryin to be

I need an Olympic Curler to come and clean my kitchen floor

Not secret anymore.

oh fun, mercury retrograde is coming

I took my dog to a well-shoveled spot in the park and kept throwing a ball for him to chase into an area with high snow walls. At first, I mentally called it the snow oubliette, but then was like, no…it’s the snoubliette.

"The day I limped into a 7-mo. chronic pain rehab program...they said: We don’t talk about pain here. We were not allowed to exhibit pain behaviors either...physical responses that would alert others to our pain, like wincing or groaning" BRB GOTTA [REDACTED] 🔥 from @nordqvistbooks.bsky.social

might be nice to see a little playlist of what the olympians have been listening to lately

logical phalluses

tfw you are eating a cute valentinesy cookie

more sun

🥰 ah yes, when the family member who loves to set a little trap sets one of their little traps and I unwittingly wander right into it like a hopeful doofus who never learns 🥰

WHAT: Edward Cuming (fall 2026) OCCASIONS: throwing dice with panache or going from jazz gig to jazz gig & from speakeasy to speakeasy in the back of any truck that will take you IF IT WERE A SCENT: gin spilled on dirt EMOTIONAL RANGE: bugger off, mate/you got yourself a deal #MJMfashionGuide

who up cultivating a pleasant cheerful calming and relaxed state

C0NCHO ON THE SCREEN!!! The sapo concho is the Puerto Rican crested toad. Endemic to the island and endangered (metaphor!!) A cute cartoon version of the toad was the mascot for his latest grammy winning album Debí Tirar Más Fotos

the sun

well this short video on PBS made me cry

hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible

pantuflas has got to be one of the best spanish words

20+ Stink Replies Account has made 20+ replies with a stink in a 24 hour period.

Inadvertently started a chain reaction in the Safeway greeting cards section by accidentally grabbing two envelopes for one card, so now the next person will borrow an envelope from different cards, which will eventually lead to utter destruction & madness.

a person in a big white truck stole someone else's big white truck

Saw a guy

when you skate to lenny kravitz you should have to wear a giant scarf

yes to the skate costume with the gold pocket chain

the 90s girl in me always pleased to see someone embrace the sheer black pantyhose lifestyle

the skaters are ready for this!

someone in this library has a harmonica

if you were wondering whether this made me cry, it did

I just sold probably the last of my on-sale paintings that I would have ever expected to sell and so I'm putting this out there in case someone else feels like surprising me octophant.us/paintings

i am back by popular demand. i trust that my administrative assistant has posted well in my stead

Hooting Oaf Catches Tail

Seeing a puppy is literally a miracle

Happy Lily in the sun on this 5° F day!