Carl

I am so ready for the weekend that I don't even care that it's going to be 99­ degrees tomorrow! 🪶

Pobrecitos

High twenty, it’s Friday 🙌🙌 Good morning

Gucci Fall 2026: I am dead inside and avoid anything close to having opinions [not complimentary]

Pobrecitos

Well I for one am optimistic about the merged Paramount/Warner Brothers, which insiders say will be named Porno Brothers

There was zero swiss cheese at the store that wasn’t sliced or shredded. I had to google to make sure swiss cheese wasn’t just something that was never sold in blocks. I started thinking like maybe the holes in it make it structurally unsound in brick form??

Cats and dogs receiving surgery will also receive vaccinations, flea and tick prevention, and microchips. Here's how you can register your pet.

My boys tried to eat the plants again

Movies like this usually cost $150,000,000. We made this video for $7 in 2 hours. Hollywood is dead. [ATTACHMENT: The worst video you've ever seen in your life.]

I wish I were paying more for my prescriptions. I wish a house would fall on top of me.

Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests

Just saw How to Make a Killing, and turns out maximum Glen Powell screentime is 38 min per movie. This one went with all the minutes.

Today I got a vaccine for pneumonia. I’m not 50 yet, but I’ve damaged my lungs enough with having pets I’m allergic to that it seems prudent🤗

This is what I want government doing.

Saw someone on reddit saying a photo was AI bc no American in 2026 drives a stick shift. What?

Bullfrog of the day! Tuesday 24 Feb 2026

They made our 9/11 Subs without the meat or the cheese. I just bit into a Hook & Ladder that was bread, lettuce and mayo. I’ve never encountered a sandwich fuckup this bad.

Two of my rat sons snoozing

Reading people. Body language. Knowing how to connect with people totally unlike you and with different backgrounds and beliefs. Defusing tense situations. Gaining trust. High endurance, pain tolerance, and work ethic. Reaction time. Prioritizing order of execution. Anticipating people’s needs. Tons

Yikes

WHAT: Erdem (fall 2026) OCCASIONS: Running through a hedge maze with increasing desperation or Aurora! Cinderella! Ariel! Snow! The Broken Curses Tour. IF IT WERE A SCENT: abandoned garden pavilion EMOTIONAL RANGE: unvanquished/haunted #MJMfashionGuide

Denver Optometrist Not Sure Why He Has Gay Cult Following https://theonion.com/denver-optometrist-not-sure-why-he-has-gay-cult-followi-1819566358/

Casper in our magical winter wonderland here!

For eons, if you wanted to sit in a waffle pocket like a maple syrup hot tub, either you got shrunken way down or the waffle got blown way up. What if I told you there’s another way

Rat sniffing some flowers

Squirrel of the Day for February 22, 2026 wakes up after a rough Saturday night #sqrlpix

Don’t talk to me or my squirrel ever again, said Oliver Craster in 1762 to Sir Nathaniel Dance-Holland as he painted her portrait (and the squirrel’s too). The message was still clear 264 years later at Mia, the Minneapolis Institute of Art.

hazel has had enough of my bullshit! she is OVER IT.

Only thing there is to say, every silver lining has a Touch of Grey Squirrel

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

Cooked with spam for the first time yesterday. Made spam fried rice. It was . . . mediocre. That’s what I get for trying something new.

Bird that was loitering on my railing on this day in 2022

this guy think the post about him

Rat sniffing some flowers

My munchies💕

MICHAEL STIPE: I'm LMAO! L- Losing M- My religion trying to keep up with you A- And I don't know if I can do it O- Oh no I've said too much

It’s been over two years since I’ve had a good pear🍐

Hello former gifted kids. You didn't "peak" in high school, you discovered what you could accomplish when your basic needs were met and you were allowed to pursue your interests. We could build that into society, if we wanted to.

Just read a crossword clue and first reaction was Wtf is Artificial Intelligence Green? We’re doomed.

I'm just a simple country businessman most famous for catalogs and fashion shows of young women in their underwear... My relationship with Jeffrey Epstein where I signed over power of attorney to him was all a scam perpetrated on me...

Weak concept for me tbh

omfg

oh you think white people don't have culture? what about this sickly family of incestuous warlords from a book i didn't read?

Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead

Two of my rat sons snoozing

Here is the finished female cardinal. The original and prints will be available on Friday :) #watercolours #birdart 🪶

Is there a technology the left is excited about?" It's called the clamshell e-reader from It Follows, and I've been waiting for it since 2014