Jan 2021. Greg can feel it coming in the air tonight

Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.

Lady and rat. (The book cover I will choose if Sticks learns how to type a spooky autobiography feat. his mom, me)

Heeeeeeeyyyy

Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.

Whether it's Donald Trump demanding oil from Venezuela or Barack Obama demanding dijon mustard from a hot dog vendor, both presidents made some highly unorthodox requests.

Found a cookie in the pages of a closed journal

Snails are nature’s chapsticks

Guess it’s time to commission a guillotine from the woodworker I live with.

me being dragged out of chilis happy hour

Invoking the Monroe doctrine? Get the fuck outta here. Christ on a crutch.

Oh good. I was hoping to wake up to a world even more batshit crazy than it was yesterday.

Incredible. The Trump-Vance admin just posted a video promoting their bombing of Venezuela. …And it is set to the song “Fortunate Son” — which is explicitly about the rich and powerful starting wars under the flag of hollow patriotism, and then making the rest of America pay the consequences.

We are a rogue state, run by a dictator, and the international community should treat us as such including all appropriate economic and diplomatic sanctions

4! 2 Georgetown squirrels ask what everyone wants to know this year: What the hell is going on down there? #sqrlpix

3! A funny little squirrel fam on the National Mall in July (don't miss the third squirrel in this pic) #sqrlpix

2! Gorgeous and knows it, in a resplendent winter squirrelsuit. From late November in Foggy Bottom. #sqrlpix

We need some sort of whistle-adjacent action for situations like this. Something to tell the neighborhood to come running, not because there's an immediate danger, but because laughing at fascist dipshits is a communal activity.

I cannot emphasize enough that the attempts to anthropomorphize an algorithm is a fundamental act of journalistic malpractice and an intentional act to shield the people responsible for this. It's fucking shameful.

In 2011 I saw Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy in the same week that I saw Martha Marcy May Marlene. (Canal Place in New Orleans). Quite the week!

Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/

what the fuck do u mean you “shrunk the kids” I want a divorce

My old friend Quarter Tail Greg

Hey, I’m going to start playing D&D with my bf and my bff (she’s DM). I need to pick a character and I don’t want to be a brute force meatball type of person. Also nothing with religious undertones. Suggestions?

Fucking god it’s forecasted to get to 86 tmrw

Is it ma-yo looking for? But yes, as you guessed this is a plastic jar of Duke’s mayo that my mom sawed the bottom off and covered with masking tape so her grandrats wouldn’t feel sharp edges

A black and white hawk for #BirdOfTheDay. 📷🌿🪶

2026! Eat more mayo!

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A grizzled old timer from Aug 2022

anyone who says people aren’t born racist hasn’t met my racist baby.

One year ago

A greater yellowlegs with some great yellow legs. #BirdOfTheDay #Reflections 📷🌿🪶

Pretty sure I’m late on this observation by some . . . number of years . . . but I didn’t realize there were blue m&m’s . . .

“Reverse Jared” is just such an unfuckwithable joke - the twitter version of Jordan switching hands mid lay up rip to Mike Fossey - one of best to ever do it

“Sheila, why would you keep talking to him? Why?”

RIP to a cool guy and a great actor. To quote Sen. Clay Davis: SHEEEEEEEEIT. (He always told me ‘always use eight E’s’) www.bbc.com/news/article...

Here’s one of those dishes that’s more than the sum of its parts Gift recipe cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1012...

So flirty when his bowl is empty.

Accidentally went to the grocery store at slow-dickhead-with-a-cart-o’clock

if you are feeling down today just remember: thistle wearing a hat

Still rat with blackberry, April 2025

Last duckling to hatch has fluffed up perfectly. I love them. They are ducking adorable #ducklings

Don’t forget to think about what you’ve done this year. Me and titmouse hope you’re happy with your behavior.

damn that baby looks cool as hell

Tony Hawk has some lukewarm form of charisma that has never made sense to me. You know who I really enjoyed in Bones brigade? Gator, the guy who’s in prison for murder. He was fun to watch.

Boxing Day sale- These are normally $450(Cdn) each- on sale this weekend for $300(Cdn) each (+shipping). Titles & descriptions in alt-text. DM if interested. #art #sciart #invertebrates

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked