Working class northerners couldn‘t possibly be vegan?! Vegans don‘t go to chip shops?! Why are Telegraph journalists so fucking weird? You have to wonder what makes them so incurious that they‘ve never never been north of Watford or spoken to anyone who hasn‘t been privately educated.

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Well don't I feel stupid

this is crude to say but starmer could goose step out on stage, throw a nazi salute & order every immigrant rounded up into camps, & it wouldn't convince a single fascist to vote for him, because what they want isn't rational. a far-right party would simply say "we'll do that but more & faster"

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Big news! Huge! Like massive super chunky news!

Okay, list is shaping up pretty well… But there’s a few more spaces if people want added, will also remove if people want me to. (Limit is 150). Folk attending @worldfantasy2025.bsky.social in Brighton next month…

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I reckon they’ll get a lot more people onboard with the ID card if we can customise them with stickers and animated gifs.

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Going to Westminster today for work. Alas Ed Miliband appears to be at the UN so there’s little hope of a reunion.

Broke: bring back Andy Burnham Woke: bring back Ed Miliband Bespoke: bring back Gordon Brown

It's probably fair to say that a disgusting racist freak would find the presence of an innocent person of colour in female spaces "unpleasant", but we don't give in to them because they're disgusting racist freaks. Draw whatever parallels you wish to this situation.

I bet there were people in Germany in the 1940s who said the presence of Jewish people in public spaces was “unpleasant”. And they also said that of gay and trans people. And disabled people. And travellers. And socialists. And so on and so forth.

the government is too right wing for Dan Hodges now? fucking hell

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Ratatouille sequel

Doggo (Dog Ringo)

Can’t explain it but of course they want to take away one of the only painkillers that’s safe for pregnancy, a condition that causes weird and unusual pains. these people WANT pregnancy to be a punishment and handicap. they want to control.

Subtly downgrade a band. Florence Without the Machine.

Subtly downgrade a band: Hawkbreeze

The even more unbelievable crime fact (which I learned relatively recently) is that burglary has fallen by more than 90% since the 1990s. Did anyone notice? Nope. Does anyone believe it? Nope. But is is true? It is!

Once again, Labour needs to do tons of hard work to even be seen as an ally in this fight, never mind presuming to lead it, but I expect a massive apology will be forthcoming, as well as a promise to defer to those who’ve been on the frontline from the beginning, so that will be a start, won’t it

BONE BASTARDS

Angry Gordon Face.

think that realistically I would have always been deeply, deeply worried about the rise of far-right ideas in public discourse but I truly never expected this level of blithe elite complacency, turns out I do feel worried but mostly I feel like I'm going insane, watching them do.......nothing at all

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@spraypopmusic.com have The Pound Shop Boys done The Poddington Peas yet? :D

Lib Dems also falling into the bullshit of "if we resolve the asylum backlog efficiently, we defeat Reform". Reform don't care about the 'asylum backlog' outside of it being a tool. It could be 0 people and it wouldn't matter as long as there are people of colour in the UK. That is the end goal.

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Festive Horror movie franchise but each instalment comes out earlier in the year. It’s called “Christmas Creep”

Three people have sent me this now. I still have a brand it seems.

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The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.

It's fun when you say something on a panel and your fellow writers go 'ooh, I like that'. We were discussing tropes and I said awareness of the classic story elements matters because we grow up with them so they influence us subconsciously. 'Tropes are the background radiation of our creativity.'

Keep your friends close, and keep your enemy’s toaster.

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/

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