For some reason I thought they had discontinued this!

Move fast and break things But it's just me in my kitchen

I don’t remember this bit from The Five Doctors.

New profile picture who diss?

Age verification? Look at my driver’s license:

Something compelled me to make this

If this is what chaos with Ed Miliband means, I’ll take it

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Me, for the past five ish years; "Yeah, that Miliverse stuff was fun, but it's time to put it away and move on." 2026:

If Ed Miliband gets this, he'll be the first British Prime Minister to have played Class Struggle, the socialist Monopoly game, with me.

A vote for Ed Miliband is a vote for Chaos

Anyone who wants to campaign be the next Prime Minister will need good graphic design

Too good for this fucking country

It could still happen... #ChaosWithEdMiliband

Starmer defining himself against corbyn and boris and becoming both corbyn and boris....absolute cinema. Wish it didn't affect me

c h o o c h o o

The way Chris pincher has been basically been erased from boris downfall is really instructive in Westminster culture and how these people get away with it

[sadly puts away “Chaos with Ed Miliband” banners and decorations]

Keir Starmer encountering any sort of political crisis of his own making

It's the people who add the "controversies" section to public figures' Wikipedia pages that I feel sorry for right now.

The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.

More like... MoreGONE McSweeny www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

There's a bit in HBomberguy's video on plagiarism where he says; "This is how business people see creativity. They don't respect it. It doesn't matter. It's beneath them. So they can take it and say it's theirs if they want." Which encapsulates the entire attitude of anyone who uses generative AI.

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I reckon Keir Starmer will hold on until Tuesday 17th March 2026 at the earliest. Just so he can beat Rishi Sunak's time in office.

So Kier Starmer knew about Mandelson and may have slightly misled parliament about what he did and didn’t officially know and may have to resign which would make him the 7th Prime Minister in a row not to complete a full 5 year term. Bring on Ed Miliband I say. Cleanse the timeline. He’s tough enous

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No excuses for this. It incensed me so much I wrote not one, but two articles linking to millions of free to use public domain images. world.hey.com/jordanacosta...

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You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see the #Milifandom triumph

went here and everyone said they love and support you

Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers

“The right wing are racist. But the left hate racism, and that is just as bad.”

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

It’s time

A poor craftsman blames his tools. A good craftsman blames *your* tools.

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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

A spectacular lack of foresight is the defining feature of this government.

Anyway I think to summarise today, we only need one image.

"My Jeffrey Epstein-branded sweatshirt has people asking a lot of questions which, now I come to think of it, are entirely reasonable."

Secure your own squid first before helping others. (I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)

There’s only one solution