Connections Puzzle #943 🟦🟦🟨🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Fuckssake

Just choked on my own spit while doing nothing more taxing than reading an email.

Strands #676 “That's just reality (TV)” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵

Connections Puzzle #942 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,664 4/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I played squaredle.com 01/08: 54/54 words ( 20 bonus words) 📖 In the top 7% by bonus words 🔥 Solve streak: 1

Dinner in progress. Any guesses what it is?

Brb, stocking up on face masks.

Ugh, I've seen a couple of posts that should have been muted by my muted words list, but weren't. Anyone else having issues?

Lunch: steamed veg with a little butter and chicken salt. I had leftover pizza for breakfast so really wasn't hungry, but veg seemed like a good idea.

Some of y'all might know that it's @jimbobbers.bsky.social 's birthday. Go wish him happy birthday or something.

Word Peaks #1413 5/6 🔽🔼🔼🔼🔼 🔼🟩🔽🔽🟩 🔼🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔽🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordpeaks.com

Wordle 1,662 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Fuckssake.

The state of my text messages today. These weren't even the first, just the most recent. Does anyone ever fall for this shit?

TL, DW(atch) Quite With all due respect Bear that in mind Table a motion Moot point Solicitor Public school Momentarily

T’was the night before return to work, And all through the dwelling, Not much was happening, Bar resentment a-swelling. That wasn't long enough, That was never two weeks? Now I've got to be grown up, On Teams with those freaks?

#sext (w/ @jimbobbers.bsky.social )

5 things that make introverts happy 😊

Sometimes entirely unrelated posts line up in such a way as to make a statement stronger. @valleyguitarist.bsky.social @theednawatkins.bsky.social

Connections Puzzle #937 🟨🟪🟩🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟦🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 My brain isn't functioning anymore today

I played squaredle.com 01/03: 47/47 words ( 9 bonus words) 📖 In the top 12% by bonus words 🔥 Solve streak: 6

Ah, who doesn't love a good New Year's Day Polar Bear Plunge?

I've never been so tempted to block someone in my life. (This actually is a subtweet, but probably one I'd regret if I hadn't had 3.5 pints of the local nanobrewery's finest this evening)

The moon goddess demands obeisance and veneration.

Message for whoever decided that all the supermarkets should suddenly stop selling chicken thighs with the skin on and bones in: get fucked. Some of your customers in 2025 can actually cook and still consider meat as something more than just a decontextualised source of protein.

I played squaredle.com 01/02: 50/50 words ( 23 bonus words) 📖 In the top 9% by bonus words 🔥 Solve streak: 5

I played squaredle.com 01/01: 55/55 words ( 25 bonus words) 📖 In the top 8% by bonus words 🔥 Solve streak: 4

Oh look, it IS your* year * not a subtweet-style post

This is a great thread!

You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.

Did someone mention New Year's Resolutions?

*cough* no, definitely not me.

Damn, some of y'all seem drunk. And it's only mid-day. Better pace yourselves or you won't make it to midnight!

I played squaredle.com 12/31: 45/45 words ( 13 bonus words) 📖 In the top 18% by bonus words 🔥 Solve streak: 3

"Did you consider the people who don't like chili? The people who are vegetarians? The people without tastebuds? The people who don't know how to turn on stoves? What about all those folks?" #McSweeneysTop25of2025

My family never had superstitions around New Year's, not really, though my mom always took calendars down on New Year's Eve. We had some simple traditions, but no superstitions.

Aw jeeze. That Buggles song is making me and my Gen X self, part of the MTV generation, rather verklempt.

Whoops. Amazon just delivered a thing. This is @maqusan.bsky.social 's fault

Please meet Mr. Piggerton Q. Mogul, who will be bringing me and my loved ones good luck and good fortune in 2026.

Connections Puzzle #934 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪