I have lost count of the number of times I have tripped/fallen over/lost my balance in public while in London and humiliated myself, but I did it again today. On a relatively crowded underground train. Sigh.

State of the week/my head: I've just thought "I need chocolate." This is a weird and rare thing for me to think. I like chocolate. It's rare for me to think I need it.

The only -tober I will participate in

Never mind wossname and her so-called “Bang Bus”, your mum’s in harbour.

It's been a hell of a week. Had another late-night-emergency call from a client last night (thankfully, before bedtime this time), which is just how things are going. Any, Jim is being super amazing and supportive. He even packed my lunch for me today. 😭😍😍

Thanks, Day a Glance - I can use the propping up this week. Hopefully, that shit ain't sarcasm. 🤣🤣

Today's ADHD tax: £21 to buy earbuds with a mic because I'm on my way to the office, forgot mine, and can't do calls in the office without earbuds or headphones.

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Preach! Also, add alt text so we don't have to keep seeing the same photos and shite quality memes ad infinitum.

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For @spreadaxletilt.bsky.social Today's breakfast is strawberry greek yog(h)urt with granola and "warm cinnamon" roasted pumpkin and sunflower seeds As you can tell in the photo, I really like the roasted seeds. 🤣

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.

Oh. Well. Here. I don't think I pulled a face, though. Other than a contemplative one. I like macs! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/McIntos...

Jeeze, day at a glance is coming for all of my fiercely repressed emotions today. Hopefully, that's not prescient advice.

I was hit with some workslop earlier this week. I responded with barely-edited workslop of my own, because fuck you for wasting my time with that when you could have read the half-page of bullets I sent you, instead.

Well, this might explain why my (h)ex appears to be absolutely off his fucking rocker most of the time.

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Present with no comment

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I have a water flosser/oral irrigator for dental hygiene purposes due to a crown that gets a lot of food caught in it - painfully. Jim just used it to attempt to powerwash the toilet bowl. I will never be able to use it again, even if it says he didn't touch anything. ☣️🧫🧪🦠🦠🦠🤮

Bill Nye (the science guy) on information red flags.

I was once somewhere in the middle of Ohio and was asked if I was Canadian. The Midwest: divided six ways

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"But you are not a #productivity machine. You are a #human with limits—and honoring those #limits is how you adapt, not how you “give up.” Part of effective #ChronicIllness management means unlearning the belief that rest is selfish or lazy.": buff.ly/Hn3zTsM #resting by @thethrivingspoonie.com

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Biologically a good idea for the future

The shortest distance across the border from England to Scotland is over 130 miles

What, he just waves it at her and she gets angry and tries to gore him??

I see I have a new phrase I am gonna need to add to my muted words list.

In other news. It's been a long fucking day. The people I took the call from are in India. It's been a longer fucking day for them.

I've just pissed off everyone in my train carriage by taking a work call. Hi! I'm a cunt. 🤣

Might change my profile pic to this

Oh yeah, I totally believe a text from (double checks country code) Turkey is a recruiter for a US country.

Current status: I've had to mute that teletubby post.

Can anyone tell me how the people on RaptureTok are doing? I'm at the office and can't check.

Jim just sent me this. Not sure what he is trying to say about me. Note to self: buy candles.

This is almost certainly the wrong way to get a dopamine rush to pick me up after my brain decided to do a number on me today, right? Mystery crap that's so cheap it has a one-star rating? 🤣🤣🤣 Not gonna do it, but my brain is garbage at this point, obviously.

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