Morning

Missed this. 🤯

No social media will be good enough until this is a feature.

I love this picture of Mamdani and Ms Rachel so much!x

The most frustrating thing is that so many of us just want a quiet life, free to just do our do, not hurt anyone, have a bit of fun, eat nice food, enjoy beauty all around us, be safe and sound. And yet, a tiny handful of self absorbed arseholes who wish to fuck the world for their own $$ benefit.

If you’re of a certain age range, this is the most perfect thing you may see today.

Kind of losing my mind with the near silence at someone being charged with five counts of terrorism-linked attempted murder, because the victims are Muslim.

me seeing Brits slag off the Brits vs me when the Americans get involved

TikTok's latest illegal 'life hack' seems to be 'dispute credit card transactions for free stuff' and legality aside I am here to beg you: Do not do this to small businesses. It really fucks them over in ways you may not be aware of beyond stealing from them (which is, to be clear, what this is).🧵

We’re just too woke these days! There’s too much health and safety! Bring back the 1970s when… oh

Wonder how long it will be before a 'good landlord' pipes up.

Imagining the discussion with the landlord of my old flat (above a hairdressers, whose hot water pipes run under my floor, and massive plate glass windows which you couldn't open, immersion heater and a 20 year old electric cooker as it's only fixture) on the merits of installing AC in Yorkshire.

Every time I see an AC/heat pumps/solar panel/insulation discourse I think of the 19% of people that rent from private landlords who, in my experience, overwhelmingly like to avoid spending any fucking money on their property which would make their tenants lives more pleasant.

Since I saved money on my car insurance I have bought a hammock

David Twohy didn't bleach the negative of PITCH BLACK (2000) in order to get the washed-out look of the alien planet without CG so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable"

Going to scream at the homeless guy outside Asda to stop resisting air conditioning today.

You wouldn't think it but apparently 'No Matter Who' does come with a caveat.

Have you noticed how the "vote blue no matter who" people suddenly get real mad when people to the left of Dick Cheney win a democratic primary? Wonder why that is.

"Broom the soup." A lot of centrists are freaking out right now, and people are both reading too much and too little into the DSA victories, but a metaphor from my career may be helpful here. 1/?

fascinated by this guy who keeps rebuying Maverick (1994) when he gets pissed

My favourite bee friendly rose (Francis E Lister), that I planted last year is blooming 🩷🤍

Oh fuck off. My comment was taking the piss out of your AI bullshit, you twats.

I’ll tell you what it’s too hot for lovely women…BRA’s!! #liberate ☺️

They've created a product that's too expensive to use on trivial things, but not good enough to use on important things. Oh no.

Aside from everything else, this dude looks like he's due to be the focus of the next series of Mindhunter.

Poor people are allowed to want more than bare biological existence. They are allowed to want joy, beauty, and “little treats.” A life where you are only permitted to eat, sleep, work, and panic is not a life. Don't be suspicious of those asking for that on here; be suspicious of your resentment.

My strongest memory of Starmer will be his 2024 conference speech, where he said "every child deserves respect", a young activist said "does that include the children of Gaza?", and he laughed and said "he's obviously got a pass to the 2019 conference".

No hoody today, just long sleeves.

THE STATUS QUO WORKS FOR ME, GODDAMMIT!

Fucking hell. Almost 27% interest on a CRISIS loan for the unemployed and pensioners in the midst of a global economic crisis. When is this cunting Chief of Staff going to swing left then?

Car insurance was due to auto renew with an increase of over 500 quid (with Hastings), so shopped around and found a quote, with more cover, for £100 less than I'm paying now. Went to cancel my policy with Hastings and they immediately offered to honour my existing price. No, fuck off, scammers.

Reverse the inside of Feasts decision with immediate effect and jail those that suggested it.

Please, please, just for the lolz... John McDonnell

Bloody HELL (video tour worth it, go straight upstairs)

I don't want to sound smug but at this time of year working in an old Victorian stone building has it's advantages. I've still got a hoody on.

That this guy is paid for his opinions whilst other people work in the gig economy is why the system propped up by successive Prime Ministers, including Starmer and continuing with the next one, fucking sucks and people hate it and them.

In Britain at least, it helps if you don't think of them as 'hosts' but as landlords that are buying up multiple houses in attractive areas, inflating house prices, driving out locals, destroying communities, annoying remaining neighbours and encouraging the idea that this is 'work'.

Yep. Watch this.

Is ramen just wet SuperNoodles?

These antivirals are the fucking bomb mind.

Be funny if he didn't get the job now tho

this coronation-style live coverage of burnham travelling to london is fucking bizarre even for the uk

It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.

Thinking of Viv

It seems (to me) as though Burnham has been chosen simply because he isn't on public record telling the people that historically voted for his party, 'there's the door, fuck off'. * The policies and advisors and vested interests that have *actually* driven people away remain.

Oooooo! First own choice lapping by this one!!

As if to prove my point, my sister that I met yesteday, has just replied to my text warning her (63) and her husband (71) that I have shingles, with 'I'm not a fan of vaccines since COVID'......

The walk-in clinic is just a stream of kids with mildly mangled limbs and me sat in the corner with a spotty nose.