My MP, also a transphobe, also Labour, called the cops on me when I challenged her on Gaza outside my house. May they never know peace.

I’m not an Arsenal fan but seeing people snarking about the celebrations is depressing. Do you want to live in a society where public/common space is full of joy and community or not?

The one who asked me to apologise to the girls in my class for swearing after someone jabbed me with a screwdriver.

Is this good?

I hope somebody burns down those warehouses in Wigan

Had to cover front of house today, but it does mean I get to have fun writing a show report.

Delaney Hall action call in NYC subway

The dog just broke into next door’s garden and shat on their lawn

Oh wow, the men in Sheffield keep their tops on in hot weather?

£32 for a train from Hull to Sheffield 💀

Cheers Labour!

Just remembered when I was 13 I kissed my dog on his head in front of my mates and they laughed, so I said no, no, “I blew it”, then for about two years solid they told everyone I give dogs blowjobs.

"vote for anything to keep reform out! We can't have facism on this island!" It's already here, and the racists they're trying to appeal to are laughing that it's not enough.

If I read “Thank you for your patience” one more time

It has rarely been more clear that every minority is currently under assault by a unified, transnational fascist alliance and I'm never quite sure what to make of it when people start trying to build a hierarchy around who is currently facing the most heat.

I hope everyone understands that Israel is stepping up its murderous land grabbing campaign this week *because* it is Eid

Waking up every day and finding out just how many lives were wiped out by Israel is an exercise in being reminded how Middle Eastern lives don't count. Imagine if a country did this to Britain every single day, do you think people would shrug and call it a complicated conflict?

To me this is by far the top explanation for Gen Z nihilism. If you don't brand and commodify every aspect of your life, you're falling behind. If you're not getting one over on the next guy in crypto or prediction markets, you're a sucker. Beyond Marx's alienation of labor--alienation of personhood

what's so frustrating is that net zero is the compromise option. We're driving towards a cliff and because we couldn't convince anyone to hit the brake we're begging them to at least stop pressing the accelerator and they won't even do that

Flag shagger Billy Allison of Raise the Colours charged with murder

Lost my four-day week. Fs in chat.

The Economy being good means nothing to me because it's a measure of how confident assholes feel in their line going up, and everything they do to make the line go up hurts me and devastates everyone who's doing worse than me. This isn't fucking rocket surgery.

I wish a [redacted] would make a “highly unusual intervention” with [redacted]’s neck

I don’t think I’ve actually relaxed in about four months and this is starting to become a Problem

Could there be a better example of "the trans debate" than 98% of women supporting trans people and then one single lone person voting against them and getting their way regardless. It's all such a fucking sham

DATA CENTERS - dashare.zone ADMIN

Panic in the streets of Tesco. Fridges gave up in the heat. No meat/fish/dairy. You have to ask for milk, they go out the back and get some. Britain is well-equipped for climate change, of course. Still, my scooter held up...

Far too hot but how can I say no?

There is no maximum working temperature in theatre, for instance.

Punishment Park

Just seen a burger place have retconned their famously chunky burgers as “thick smash patties”, isn’t marketing incredible

Always good to have your response to a consultation immediately ready to go. Suggests you've definitely engaged with the results of the consultation and that the entire thing wasn't a waste of time.

If, like me, you rely heavily on delivers being mailed to your home, AND it does not inconvenience you to do so, offering to fill water bottles or similar is a really easy kindness in a heatwave. I have a communal bit of hallway so i have a lil sign telling folks to help themselves to a can/bottle

Every week some former pro footballer says something on a podcast about a current pro and then we get at least 24 hours of a news cycle out of it and it’s so boring. I’m bored!

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

My latest show for Venn Radio is up on Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/venn-radio/s...

Thought about going to the Hull City parade later but standing in a town square in this heat is madness.

Alex Crawford: "Those being mourned are increasingly medics.. the Lebanese govt says they're being deliberately targeted. They call them double taps, & this one was caught on camera. The video we're going to show you is shocking..."

Sweating off the sun cream before I’ve even left the house

It really is on the nose that Oswald Mosley’s grandson keeps doing PR for his fash surveillance corporation wearing a blackshirt, but nothing is ever too on the nose for our credulous press is it?

Simply spending time with your kid is a good enough reason for a flexible working claim, not just things like doing the school run.

Terrible photo of a great documentary: Free Party A Folk History, screened by the Leg It Crew.

Some of the Hull players are drinking on the marina in the shirts they wore at Wembley yesterday and I walked right past without realising lol

My dad when I’m five and I’ve been a little shit:

I've been thinking about this a lot recently but this has really helped crystallise it in my mind. The biggest problem we have is that so much of our lives is governed by people and organisations that we do not have means to hold to account

Oh did you post an Instagram Instant? Shall we throw a party? Shall we invite Andy Burnham?