Kemi Badenoch desperate to put clear blue water between her and Kemi Badenoch.

Just reflexively oppositional, YOU NEGOTIATED THIS DEAL! If you'd not held the election when you did, Rishi would have signed it. YOU WERE IN THE FOREIGN OFFICE AT THE TIME.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 20,1951

Whenever I log into BlueSky I think "I wonder if it's happened."

Also disingenuous to present this as something Labour did from scratch once they got in.

Someone said it's hard to go cold turkey when you're addicted to power tools, so I'm just going to keep this sander to take the edge off.

News coming in that Trump has banned mirrors from The Whitehouse because they keep lying to him.

So many category errors in such a small piece of text.

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Remember when Trump threw those shitty bed clothes out the window?

Jack not being able to zip the case up until his hands aren't in shot is still one of my favourite jokes. Six years ago! youtu.be/IVmAt7O9Qqo?...

I've doubled my income as a carpet and floor fitter uploading videos doing jobs poorly or wrong. Record a shit job, and then an hour extra fixing it. Put a perfect clip up you get 5 messages and 100 views. Put a bad one up you get 100s of posts correcting it and 10,000s views.

We should just extract their leader and encourage the regime to adopt different behaviours.

How it started/how it's going

MAGA's a personality cult and Vance aint shit. If Trump goes, the whole thing collapses.

Tiki Torch Trump offering asylum to British Jews there.

Beginning to think NF doesn't care about UK sovereignty.

"But, doctor, we *are* the public safety concerns!"

Oh so someone came up with a prompt strategy that allows LLM users to extract full texts from its training data with a 97% accuracy hahaha, lawsuits to follow.

Wouldn't even have to be a bullet. Just a mistake with meds would do it.

Greenland is just Trump legacy.

So fun seeing articles about how economically damaging AI will be if it fails. So fun seeing articles about how economically damaging AI will be if it succeeds.

If I were to fuck around, I'd simply not find out.

What if we just let the US join NATO?

Can I just watch the Odyssey or do you think I should rewatch Troy first to get caught up?

Horowitz going all in on fidget spinners.

I think Stephen Miller might be a stupid person. Call it a hunch.

Reader, it did not.

Spent an age on my backing app trying to find where it lists scheduled payments because I wanted to confirm one. Finally found it under "payment settings" where it categorically should not be.

I have a website. It is naff and I barely use it. How much is a reasonable amount to pay someone to fuck around with WordPress and Make It Nice according to a list of barked demands?

Outlandish doesn't mean untrue, but it's going to be the ketamine trial of the century! www.cnbc.com/2026/01/15/o...

since October 2022.

Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...

If I click on the link I just get a different video every time...

Finished up the Detective Agency book nook! Inspired by the extremely well-known "Detective Famous" agency. 😆

Who says NF was duped by the Cameo request? He knew what he was saying, and it's insulting to his intelligence to suggest otherwise.

I x/6'd Wordle today on a streak of 171. If anyone wants me, I'll be in my trailer.

This is like Kajagoogoo going on Saturday Superstore and giving a 7 year old girl their gold disc of Too Shy.

Trump also won my Bronze Swimming Certificate.

Not great optics, but I think that was the point of Starmer's announcement that Musk had said it was sorted. Makes this bit simpler.

Jenrick: “I think this clapped out and dangerous car that I desperately wanted to drive is clapped out and dangerous now I’ve had to sit in the booster seat for a year.”

Nick "majority killer" Timothy?

Personal lore is that my write-up of American Psycho for Shivers Magazine saw Bateman very much as a pun on Batman and therefore presaged Bale's casting.

How long before Jenrick leaves Reform?

"Our hats have got skulls on them."

I think one of Farage's funniest tells is that when he lies his voice goes all sarcastic.