PREDATOR: ARBITRARY SUBTITLE is a hoot! It uses odd-couple action-movie tropes to great effect and has a few delightful surprises. Just fun, top-quality B-movie diversion. Also: Underneath the Predator makeup? Michael Cera.

There's this Christmas show, "Laughing All the Way," that tours around UT/NV/ID/AZ. This year, the show will include a song written by me! Eric D. Snider! 'Twill be sung by Lisa Valentine Clark and 2003 6th-place American Idol finalist Carmen Rasmusen Herbert! www.laughingallthewayshow.com

Here’s video of federal agents doing a drive by pepper spraying that hit a father and his one-year old on Saturday when the Feds were hitting Little Village and Cicero

So. That's Nikki Glaser. Huh. #SNL

This perfectly encapsulates how I feel living in the US. The republican party is an insane death cult, the democratic party is 3 corporations in a trench coat, and the "socialists" are just the completely normal left-wing capitalists you'd find in any of 2 dozen European nations.

A man was killed by a train right outside my apartment yesterday. The bells were dinging and the barriers were down, but the guy went around them (apparently thinking there wasn't actually a train coming?) and got hit. Could have been intentional, too, I suppose. Really terrible.

I'd be curious to know the threshold. At what level of wealth are you entitled to an audience with the mayor-elect of NYC? What's the dollar amount?

I guess we're all just overlooking the fact that the guy bought food at Subway.

@hollywoodtheatre.org KILL BILL tickets when?? I'm planning my Portland visit around it! I love you.

One thing fascists do on purpose is take something that is very obviously not the least bit true about Dear Leader and say that it's the most true.

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Friendly reminder: If your flight gets canceled or massively delayed in the coming weeks and you booked directly with the airline, you are entitled to a refund, not just a voucher. But you have to decline any rebooked flight, credit, miles, or voucher they offer.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

I’m finally going to find out! My guess: bar bet.

Well, come on. How long would YOU grieve Charlie Kirk?

Everyone who posts Instagram or TikTok videos where they prank their spouse should have their account deleted and their marriage annulled. It should happen automatically when you hit 'send.' Prisons should already be full of these people.

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

I do give him credit for knowing instantly how he could be most helpful.

Oh, so I guess it's OK to throw sandwiches at fascists? I guess you think it's funny to go up to an illiterate bully and hit him with bread, meat, cheese, and condiments? I suppose doing something harmless and funny is HILARIOUS to you?? smh

lol Trump literally ran on fixing everything on day one and has spent the last few weeks telling us he ended 8 wars.

The Deseret News' policy is that an opinion piece criticizing a Republican must find a way to also criticize a Democrat. (The rule does not hold in the opposite direction.) So when they call out Trump's SNAP site for blaming the shutdown on Democrats, they have to strain to also find this:

Getting closer, Death!

I'm in this situation where I had a one-night stand (it was Game 7 of the World Series!). I made it clear that things weren't going any further, but now they keep blowing up my phone. Do I just keep ghosting them? They're making it awkward.

I didn't realize there was a biopic trailer out, but just for the record, Michael Jackson was a child molester.

"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong

Ideally, you should time your retirement announcement so that people say, "Thank you for your service!" instead of "Good grief, FINALLY"

No Noise November. everybody shut up

I'll probably catch this on Hulu the next day so I can fast-forward through the boring parts. You just know they're going to drag it out like an American Idol finale.

BUGONIA spoilers: There's a scene where she's in the car singing along to "Good Luck, Babe" — but she's singing the backup part, not the main vocal. That's an odd choice for a CEO girl boss main character type. Upon reflection, I decided that singing the backup part is her "tell." It's how you know.

Step up to claim your prize if you had "Dick Cheney" as the answer to "Over whose dead body will New York elect a Muslim mayor?"

“Celebrity Jeopardy” is where they ask questions about celebrities, right?

I didn't think FRANKENSTEIN would be in SLC long enough for me to see it, but it was and I did! It's ok. I haven't loved any of GDT's Gothic horror romance things, tbh. And I question whether someone needed to say, directly, to Dr. Frankenstein's face, in so many words, "You're the monster."

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

Last night I blocked some dude who was glad Mamdani won but was going around telling people — multiple replies to multiple people — that it was bad news because he should have won by an even larger margin.

If you’re in line to make a joke about being in line to pee on Dick Cheney’s grave, STAY IN LINE!

Alas, I must admit that “HONK IF YOU HAVE WARRANTS” on a cop car is funny.

Getting closer, Death!

The backstory on every Christian hymn is like "his children died one by one from smallpox, then his wife exploded from grief. During this dark time is when he wrote 'Peace and Joy Be Unto Us at All Times.'"

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

Well, here we are in November, and plans still not firmed up. If you know of anyone still looking for an additional Sundance roommate, or can amplify, I'd be much obliged.

I enjoyed BUGONIA, an unserious story in which nutcase Jesse P. Lemons believes high-profile CEO Emma Stone is an alien. P. Lemons and Stone are both great. There's a moment where she realizes she's dealing with a different level of crazy than she knew and her "JFC" reaction is top-tier Acting.

Not exactly the same thing, but I still always think of Sigourney Weaver as “the lady in Ghostbusters” because I saw that (many many times) before I ever saw an Alien.

The ratio varies, but the Utah Food Bank gets $7.23 for every dollar! Give a hundred bucks and you’ve given 723.00! For the Christianity-inclined among you, it’s a real loaves-and-fishes kind of thing.

Remember that while food banks welcome donations of food, they prefer $$$$$$$. They have deals with grocery stores and suppliers. You can only buy one dollar's worth of food for one dollar, but they can buy several dollars' worth. So don't, like, buy food to donate it, just give 'em the dough.

Trump filed lawsuits over jokes, tweets, and news articles, but not once over any of the countless allegations of child rape. I feel like more people should mention that.

Am I to understand that there was briefly a daily comic strip where the explicit, stated joke every single day was that nobody likes fat people?

It will have fully Happened Here and people will still be saying, "It can't happen here."

Don't forget to cancel your free trial!

Meanwhile, on SNL, Ashley Padilla continues to crush it. Her key asset is that she’s a terrific actor. She sells every emotion so convincingly, not “comically,” which makes it funny.