When I was 17 I brought my (now husband) home to my GP mother. Her hobby was asking my friends if they were constipated and I begged her, BEGGED HER not to with him. So she asked if he had ever experienced rectal bleeding. Don’t do that and you’ll be fine.

I often think it must be nice being a dentist - everyone brushes their teeth before visiting you. Then I remember people don’t go poking around in each other’s mouths so much in other settings.

I’ve not seen The Brutal or The Brutaler, can I jump straight into The Brutalist? #BAFTA

My son’s attempt to make a Japanese dessert has failed - but he HAS made the best non-Newtonian liquid I have ever seen!

Foisin Duck?

Every year….

I’ve figured it out! I have 2 accounts - one on the Sonos and one just on my phone. The phone one is mostly gym and office listening - that’s why it’s weird. I’m not weird; my gym and office listening is weird!

Begging for this to be true

Is there a word for when an app or website is still loading when you go to press a button but the button moves and do you end up pressing something else?

Rest in Pieces - #ShoesHaveSoles