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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!

Six years since this happened. Possibly the most revealing thing Johnson has ever done in front of a camera. When confronted with a reality he didn't like, he just snatched it away and stuffed it in his pocket, violent & petulant, mask off. Should've been the end of him. Obviously wasn't.

remember this so well. I remmeber as well the tory candidate who claimed he'd been assaulted outside the hospital when footage showed he was lying. and this country STILL VOTED FOR BORIS.

FT: 2-1. Another well deserved #Boro win. As at Hull, a superb first 45 of fluid football did the damage, the 2nd half all about game management. Sky comms tried to make out Charlton were piling on pressure but never felt like any real danger. Solid show. Lots of positives. #UTB

Bleedin' 'ell. #UTB #Boro

The boss will have a ruffle through his toolbox in a minutes and tighten up some tactical nuts and bolts. #UTB #Boro

HT: 2-0. #Boro are dismantling Charlton with quick, slick, progressive passing all over the pitch. Both FBs have been excellent, movement everywhere, Hackney orchestrating it. Two good goals and but for keeper could be four. Look two divisions higher. Marvellous stuff. #UTB

WHITTAKER. Five in five. Goal machine #UTB #Boro #Booo

YES! Great stuff. #UTB #Boro

Superb stop from a Hackney Exocet. #Boro #UTB

I fancy us to get a penalty tonight. #UTB #Boro

Owwwwwaaaaaayyyyyyy! #UTB #Boro

Our Addicks ‘Ammering Aces. #UTB #Boro

A reminder that when Kemi Badenoch hacked Harriet Harman's website it was an offence carrying a sentence of up to five years in prison

King and Queen surrounded by swift nudes, 1912 #cubism #duchamp

Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits

#Boro #FACupDraw

We're celebrating 12 Days of Medieval Illuminations. Today, 6 tormenting demons. Which color is your favorite?

Mrs V just nipped out to drop off a Christmas card for “our seamstress.” I’m mortified to discover we are frightfully middle-class but secretly thrilled to be living the life of a Victorian gentleman.

I love it - love it! - when players who have been written off, slagged off and become terrace targets have a great game and score goals. #Narrative #Boro #UTB

FT: 4-1. Superb first 45 goal-rush had impressed #Boro fans gushing about 'Hellball' with a new shape & high-tempo approach, winning all the duels. Scrappy 2nd half & daft pen conceded but never any real danger & well managed. Some great individual displays. Solid first steps under new boss. #UTB

Daft penalty conceded/ #UTB #Boro

HT: Flipping fantastic four play from fired up #Boro - some excellent stuff in tricky conditions. A good shape & balance, a tenacious high press, intelligent movement, short passing & penetration and a willingness to get a shot off. Some lively individual displays. Brilliant. #UTB

FOUR - MIDABLE! McGree #Floodgates #Boro #UTB

"You're getting mauled by the #Boro ! #UTB

THREE! Whittaker! Goal machine. #Booooo #Boro #UTB

YES! TWO! Which idiot picked Gilbert? Hahahah #UTB #Boro

YES! SPLASHING STUFF! Strelec #UTB #Boro

Owwwwwaaaaayyyyyy! #UTB #Boro

Absolutely lashing down. The pitch will be slippery. Great conditions for darting behind sluggish squelching defenders and squirting crosses in causing chaos in the box. Is tonight the game we get a penalty? #Aquaplane #Wellies #Boro #UTB

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

Our Tigers Tonking Titans #UTB #Boro

The press gushing in their gold-plated praise of this great president of peace. #WorldCupDraw

A pint with the lads after playing five-aside is the best pint. Best five pints: Post football (playing) pint Summer afternoon beer garden pint Sun-kissed holiday balcony pint Impromptu after-work swift pint ???

Haha. Big hitter Beethoven drops out with the sci-fi power-pop assault of the Rezillos in with a bullet. #wrapped

Woman with a Yellow Jacket, 1913 #augustmacke #fauvism

Cold War Steve remembers that time Nigel Farage crashed his light aircraft.

"Part of the iconic Wetherspoons brand—imagine Denny’s and a Greyhound bus station have unprotected sex, and the baby is raised by carpet... The customers—the bitter, the deranged, and the men in full motorcycle outfits eating lasagne at 11am—shoot us curious, guarded glances." 😱 This is perfect.

Watched BBC 6 o clock news. Just a completely unserious broadcast. Chris Mason, acting like a children's entertainer, giving a prolonged impenetrable editorial. Not a whiff of informative content about the Budget or what it means for the country. Just playschool blah blah bollocks.

‘Our party is called your party? That’s not on.’ ‘No, it’s our party but we’re called your party.’ ‘But I don’t want it to be my party. I want it to be our party.’ ‘But it is your party.’

Ah, Jesus. Apocalypse Now has just started in Film4+1. Looks like I am pulling an all nighter. I get sucked in every time. When I'm there I can't wait to get out. When I'm out I can't wait to get back into the jungle.

Forgot to say: in the #Boro presser the boss was asked what he'd changed tactically at HT & gave a really detailed, technical answer (the lads will no doubt write it up tomorrow). So refreshing when coaches (usually foreign) actually explain. Carrick/Edwards it'd be: "we changed it a bit." #UTB

The Ambassadors, 1533 #holbein #northernrenaissance

#Boro deserved that: they worked their nads off. #UTB

@johnfostervoice.bsky.social 🐐

FT: New gaffer starts with a hard-fought, well deserved 2-1 win. #Boro leaked early & looked fragile in a jittery first 20 but fought back, fast and furious up front, lots of movement (& mistakes) but grit, spirit and industry in spades. Clawed the goals out. Excellent stuff. #UTB

Whittaker goes off to generous applause. Is it only a month since he was being booed? #UTB #Boro

GET IN! Goal machine Morgan Whittaker. #Boro had really dug it turn this game around. #UTB