Zack Handlen
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Autism is not a disease, you fucks.
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I finished Little Dorrit! Good stuff. Also simultaneously sweet and unsettling that Dickens is clearly going through some personal stuff, and decided make up the world’s most perfect twenty year-old to give his middle-aged protagonist a romantic interest.
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I still have no idea who won the Super Bowl. That’s wild to me. I was even on BlueSky during the game!
about 5 hours ago
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<pokes head in> yeah, this is dumb. we already have The Mist. do new shit.
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about 12 hours ago
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Give Prank a follow, he’s smart and has interesting opinions.
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about 16 hours ago
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just so everyone knows: my progressive Maine friends are still all in on Graham Platner.
about 16 hours ago
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Coach Finstock
1 day ago
Cmon now guys. If any Dem says anything besides shut down until this is all gone then there's no need for federal government at all. These are concentration camps. If you're too scared to say so then you're part of the problem.
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"They triiiied to kill him with a forklift..." "Oh no, the Hitler museum!" "Trumpy! You can do stupid things!" (I'll be honest, I don't know what lines i use, I just like remembering them.)
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1 day ago
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(Sorry, being preachy tonight, it’s not worth much.)
2 days ago
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y’know you don’t have to repost Trump. he’s not funny anymore, if he ever was, and he never says anything surprising.
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Perfectly fine evening, but in one of those moods where I don’t feel -bad-, I just don’t feel anything else.
2 days ago
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you all make me feel so fucking old.
2 days ago
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oh of course. gross!
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3 days ago
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i wonder what once beloved celebrity will sell out their legacy to promote a doomed tech project _this_ year.
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re-watching the QUANTUM LEAP pilot (for reasons), and I think this one gets overlooked as one of the best of its era: there’s this wonderful, gentle eeriness to it that’s just instantly engaging. Also, despite having just watched all of ENTERPRISE, I forgot how handsome Scott Bakula is.
3 days ago
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do not like that they brought Jake in to Starfleet Academy. it’s not fair of me, but after the endless train wreck of PICARD, I want modern Trek to keep its damn hands off the good stuff.
3 days ago
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Shaved to look more Russian. (It’s for a show.) (probably)
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Playing Nioh 3. I have a certain “this is my trash” fun with these games—I love running around smashing shit, and I don’t think I have paid attention to a single cutscene so far. If there’s a story, it’s none of my business.
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William Hughes
4 days ago
Here's my review of Nioh 3. It makes for an interesting comparison with Dragon Quest VII - both games are essentially content treadmills, with the difference that there's inherent pleasure in the basic thing you're doing while pushing the ball up the hill in Nioh.
www.avclub.com/nioh-3-game-...
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Nioh 3 perfects a certain brilliantly soulless style of game design
Dumb as a brick and better for it, Nioh 3 is another wonderful entry in Team Ninja's charmingly mindless video game series.
https://www.avclub.com/nioh-3-game-review
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John McCain wasn't "one of the good ones." He was a jerk who occasionally showed signs of not being a jerk; those signs never lasted, and never indicated any sense of growth or change, but they were embraced by a media desperate to maintain the illusion that our two party system works.
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Jon Wolter
3 days ago
He shut it down by being more subtle in his racism. He didn’t say “there is nothing wrong with being Muslim you racist asshole, but Obama isn’t Muslim.” He basically said “no, he’s not a Muslim, instead he’s a human being worthy of respect.”
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oh god someone made a roguelite Picross game. THIS IS MY HOLE. I BELONG HERE.
4 days ago
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Spider-man 2 A Simple Plan Evil Dead 2 Spider-man
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4 days ago
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everyone wish
@amandawtwong.bsky.social
the happiest of birthdays. a talented artist and a good friend, she's one of the best people i know on here: someone who uses social media in a way that improves everyone's life. long may she reign! ❤️🎉
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The two best kinds of Muppet hosts: 1. People so grown-up and serious you can’t imagine them ever having been children. 2. People who are basically Muppets themselves.
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mostly what it seems to come down to is people saying "i should be allowed to use AI to make something that i can sell," and pretending that this is somehow the same as making art.
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CHOAM Nomsky
4 days ago
The idea that technical skill is somehow an unsurmountable barrier to the production of art betrays a very, very limited understanding of what art is and how it's made. Marcel Duchamp is one of the greatest artists ever to live and many of his most indelible works are *about* the absence of skill.
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Dan Stapleton
4 days ago
...And there's the video!
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Sam Reich
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4 days ago
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<nods> _exactly_.
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muscular baby jeb lund
4 days ago
It's a little deranging to feel on the cusp of something important when the people in charge think it's Wednesday and they're busy still trying to strike two-party bargains in a room with one occupant.
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Grin Without a Cat - Truthdig
It’s time for elected Democrats to seize the moment — and cease triangulating with nihilism.
https://www.truthdig.com/articles/grin-without-a-cat/
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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉
5 days ago
Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
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i'm working through stuff, romance-wise--trying to figure out what i actually need--but a low-key good thing about social media is having relaxed crushes on various people you'll never meet. nothing will happen, they'll never know, but i still get a "neat!" when they like my posts.
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Coach Finstock
5 days ago
Yes let's do a deal with this administration lol Dems
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this is great.
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Large Language Muddle | The Editors
The AI upheaval is unique in its ability to metabolize any number of dread-inducing transformations. The university is becoming more corporate, more politically oppressive, and all but hostile to the ...
https://www.nplusonemag.com/issue-51/the-intellectual-situation/large-language-muddle/
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ceej
4 days ago
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
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tired of making complicated arguments against AI. if i read something, i want a human to have written it. if i watch something, i want humans to have made it. you want to remove yourself from the burden existing by letting a button make slop? get a fucking therapist.
4 days ago
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latest Lower Decks review is live for my patrons. this season continues to bum me out a bit!
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The Lower Decks, "Fully Dilated" | Season 5, Episode 7 | Zack Handlen Writes
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5 days ago
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i hope AOC runs for president, and if she does, it's going to be all out war against the GOP _and_ establishment Dems, and whoa i am already exhausted just typing this.
5 days ago
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at the desk for the afternoon, both tired and (enjoyable) grumpy, so you can look forward to Takes Galore. here's one: i still don't give a shit about sports, and while i don't feel a need to mock them, i get annoyed when sports fans get pissy about being mocked. suck it up, winners.
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"maybe this year, people will finally accept that Super Bowl commercials have always been vacuous, disappointing novelties playing on a nostalgia for some non-existent past where advertising wasn't bullshit," he said, and then went back to eating dirt.
5 days ago
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…I legit I have no idea where this is from, but it’s certainly over-written enough to be me.
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5 days ago
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No one should ever ask this creature serious questions again. Rub his nose in the filth he’s made, lock him in his crate, and let the crate flow down the river to sea where he belongs.
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abraconagra
6 days ago
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
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another day ending in y, another chance to feel bad about being a heterosexual male. we suck! we suck _so much_.
6 days ago
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trying to decide if I’m gonna be one of those guys posting pictures of myself and my cat for Valentine’s Day. I mean, that’s basically what I already am, but unsure if want to publicly commit.
6 days ago
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so it’s obvious what they’re doing—creating tension by having an outsider come in and shake things up—and I know that she’ll have more depth, but it still harshes the buzz a little.
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6 days ago
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starting up the second season of The Pitt, and this new doctor… well, Samira likes her.
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You have to be constantly hoping the cast all got tetanus shots; that they just found a house and started filming; that it was hot and sweaty and miserable; that somebody might have died.
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Tilly Bridges
9 days ago
HEY trans and nonbinary creatives! do you have a project you'd like to promote? would you like to be on the Tilly's Trans Tuesdays podcast to do just that? and get to talk with me (i have it on good authority i'm super fun and cool)? then this form is for you! 🌟
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Tilly's Trans Tuesdays podcast guest interest form for trans creatives
Hi! I'm Tilly Bridges, a trans woman author, screenwriter, television writer, director, comic writer, animation writer, game writer... you get the drift. I've been writing weekly essays on trans life ...
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