pokemon go to the hague

every time there is a race riot in the uk I will think of cowards like happytoast who encourage racism by denying, tolerating or ignoring it

The market doesn't lie, 99% of americans have used Grok's unhinged mode for an epic roast at a party, and loved it

now in proper aspect ratio 🪶

having a sensitive and well-calibrated vibe detector is a curse, you can be 100% correct while being unable to justify it to even yourself

We can all agree that it's perverted and disgusting to look at a woman's clavicle. This kind of thing is harming our kids! What we need is more wholesome content, like an AI generated video of a half-naked elf woman getting covered in fish guts to sell a gambling app.

happy pride month

bluesky probably should label accounts that frequently post unlabelled nsfw content, but it doesn’t sound like that is what they are doing

today's a lucky day for me, a Yellow-crowned Night Heron landed in my backyard. I've probably seen them around from afar but never recorded one, new lifer for me on the bird app. Very pretty plumage! #birds

my last name has wound up on some campaign database without my first name, so i keep hitting unsubscribe pages that ask "Not white? Please don't use this form"

laughing a lot at this bit in the movie Haunt where the character needs to use a mirror to read some really easy to read backwards writing on a wall

sorry this image is so blue i took it right off the hotel tv through tears because i was laughing so hard. why would they do this.

Protect Trans Lives. Rest in power, Juniper Blessing

Learning some cool California facts

i have gender pvp enabled (no pronouns in bio and i'm named Todd O'Themorning or some shit)

This should be an end to any DOJ attorneys career, let alone be subject to sanctions by the bar.

Then they came for the erotic Sonic the Hedgehog artists And I did not speak out Because I had already received my 15th strike for being trans and posting about Aaron Rodericks gooning at work.

happy footlong friday to all who celebrate

if you see anyone wearing cyberpervert goggles, smash them. nobody is using these things for any legitimate purpose

The plane just wants to wheel around the airport, the pilot has to hit it with a big paddle to get it to take off

aaron rodericks retire bitch

not “caught on film”, they deliberately filmed and shared it because they thought it was very cool and good. imagine what they keep hidden

Alright this one is allowed

Cowards make me sick. I have taken the extended respect pledge for cis users.

Really interesting euphemisms

wait I thought that you couldn’t get banned for off-site behaviour, or does that only apply if you’re jesse singal

They got RFK Jr. out of there immediately because they were concerned he’d take the dead shooter’s penis

It idles like a car and has so much torque that it gradually turns itself on the counter lol

In case you're wondering she drives a giant fucking Jeep Grand Wagoneer

Odysseus: Pull the ship over. I hear ladies singing about a meal deal with fries and a drink

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

four months ago the vice president of the united states started following on twitter a guy who posts non-stop about rape and the holocaust

wulgus

lol

I do not want to hear about or involve myself in the argument this is about, but out of context this sentence is a fantastic meltdown

God, I was just thinking about how they better be using American-made steel to build the illegal ballroom that sucks

I bought a gun last year & the guy at the counter was doing a background check & he pulled me aside quietly and said "I'm so sorry, everything on the form has to match your ID & I think your ID still has an 'M' on it" & I had to explain to him that the sex marker was F, and the M was for Motorcycle

At least I have The Device

Matter over mind. Eat something and keep moving

in a shocking development australia’s number one war criminal, ben warcrimes-smith, has been arrested for doing the war crimes he committed

NEW: The NYT said that the AI-powered GLP-1 middleman startup Medvi — which is reportedly on track to do $1.8b in sales — cleaned up its act after taking deceptive marketing "shortcuts." But it didn't. More on: fake Medvi clients, fake doctors, and an FDA warning... futurism.com/artificial-i...

On a completely unrelated note, check out this graph.

I labelled the image so you can’t get mad at me

I asked Google what "TDC" means and there was a thumbnail with this hat on my screen so it just showed me this hat 30 times

They had me until "April 1st"

No one remembers this lyric in the original version of let's get it started. What a great bit. "Yeah I'm sure that will be enough"

As someone who has not read the books and maybe seen 1 1/2 of the movies I’ve still been so overexposed to the wizarding world to the point where this seems like flogging the pile of dust where there used to be a dead horse, even before you get onto the moral question