staring so hard at the cloudflare tls settings screen that i get a nosebleed

hey everybody, sorry, i know true Posters take zero days off. but i was getting my shit utterly rocked by a gorgeous lesbian, and under the circumstances i think you'll have to agree that i made a very good decision to spend my time on that instead of being here ✨

"how am I going to explain this to my kids" you aren't. you're going to sit them down and hand them a knife. and you are going to say, "if I ever make you feel like you are unwanted or unloved, I want you to use this knife to remove me from the world. I am sorry that this falls to you. truly sorry"

you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to” charlie kirk

idk Ari, I think this is a miss. To mistake “passing a congressional resolution honoring the legacy of an extremist anti-queer activist” for “supporting free expression” is akin to saying “we HAVE to leave those 1930s statues of confederates up, otherwise we are censoring history”.

there was a new study published *today* in Nature showing that state-level anti-trans laws increase suicide among trans kids up to 72%. when we say that the New York Times (and other rags of equal repute) is killing us, that's because *IT IS LITERALLY KILLING US*

I originally thought Ezra Klein was just high from smonkin too many liberalism goofballs but it turns out he’s just actually incredibly stupid

there's a story in here about a guy who didn't want his partner to get hurt--and the guy whose life's work was making sure people wanted to hurt her is getting a funeral that the president and vice president are attending. it's gonna be in a stadium. obvi not the only angle on this but it's there.

i fully get that. i think the core of the depression--for me specifically--is just realizing how alone we are. we deserve for our parents, for our lovers, for our cis friends, and for the vast majority of society to say "you can't hurt them just because they're different. i won't let you."

I think by now you all know that there is nothing I don’t feel comfortable posting 💅

you ever narrowly miss bonking yourself in the tit on a door frame and feel really really accomplished? like maybe too much

hug your partners. hug your family. hug your friends. We say "we keep us safe" a lot and most of the time that feels like bluster or fairly milquetoast solidarity, but I have come to understand that it's actually load-bearing. As alone as they want this all to make you feel--you aren't.

this is so stupid dude, we're gonna collectively bring back rubella and then you're personally gonna have to learn what rubella is and how not to get it. do you know how stupid that is

dissociating egg-ly as my coworker asks me for help "finding the clish"

I work with some tooling that has a CLI interface for hitting a whole cluster of devices, and it's called "clush," and let me just tell you: i hate that

ooh i'm fired up today

Do either of these guys earnestly believe that I, a trans woman, could go to a major evangelical or baptist church, offer to debate people *about my right to exist in public*, and not get physically assaulted? Are they genuinely just that fucking stupid? What fucking planet does Ezra Klein live on

yelling "YOU'RE ON TV, DUDE!!! YOU ARE LITERALLY ON TV!!!!!!" at an episode of 90 Day Fiancé where this guy thinks that somehow what happens onscreen will be in any way a secret

just realized I have at least one trip planned every month until next February. this is rad as fucking hell and I owe it all to being almost preposterously gay

I dare any of you to correctly pronounce “Amtszeit” the first time around

Ekshally, I have three criteria: • guaranteed Nuremberg trials • winning • Beto O'Rourke gets to grab Ted Cruz by the neck, announce "Into the mud, scum queen," and do so

It would sure be bad if someone coöpted a violent tragedy to accomplish political goals, ramp up state surveillance, and silence dissent. Yep, you’ve sure gotta hand it to—hang on just a god damn minute,

clown ass world like "i'm suing the news for $100,000,000,000" "the news has agreed to a $279,000,000 settlement" the fuck are we even talking about anymore

Sometimes I imagine that the real reason so many cis men jump into trans bathroom stuff like “the producers of the large gametes need protection in their most private moments” is that using urinals is actually kind of a vulnerable thing and they are imagining, like, what if an eel came out of there

this year we're basically doing 1968 but with McCarthyist characteristics and at the same time speedrunning 2008 (w/r/t unhinged levels of private debt financing) AND Smoot-Hawley (w/r/t classic macroeconomic "check this out bro" moves) and anti-LGBTQ sentiment is at a distinctly 80s-ish fever pitch

Honestly a boycott works toward the twin admirable goals of sending a message and giving The Mouse less money to spend on Solo II

A few months ago I went to my local courthouse to change my surname after the divorce, and the clerk kept asking me—like, at least 3 times—“and you’re SURE you don’t need to legally change your gender too? It’s JUST YOUR NAME???”

Charles gotta be freaking out inside his awful old skull like “oh shit the Hat Man is here can anybody else see him WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE ACTING LIKE THEY CAN SEE HIM”

this somehow has the incoherence and semantic weirdness (even in context!) of posting at 4am after your sixth Red Bull AND the florid megalomania of posting like sephiroth on the internet

I was just thinking about this. this was funny

SHOOTER: it me lol ROOMMATE: the killer of Charlie Kirk? SHOOTER: yes unfortch ROOMMATE: but why? SHOOTER: for his hate 😔 ROOMMATE: oh SHOOTER: remember how I was engraving bullets?

think really isn't tank, you know? think is more dps. [mimes spellcasting]. axe is tank.

I am very scared that they will try to ban HRT or forcibly institutionalize us but on the other hand, tag yourself, I'm "deranged bioweapons"

you can't "ban me from the internet" bitch i live here jk haha we have fun here anyway they're going to try to do some truly despicable shit to us

the command to unmount a filesystem in unix is "umount" and not "unmount" and that's how I know there's no god

What did she mean by this

something i take a small measure of solace in is that if these motherfuckers try to do a pogrom against us it'll probably be the dumbest little piss baby pogrom imaginable. like they'll almost for sure find a way to trip on their own dicks before they get within a thousand yards of mass murdering us

assmann

btw i had to lie to the cvs tech that i was a former smoker to get my shot, and the lady in line behind me did the same thing, and we were both incredibly obvious. this is all so stupid

i hate the president so fucking much dude

from this obvious pretext, they are trying to kindle a reichstag fire with the clear goal of excising us from society, because they don't feel like they should ever have to look at us or call us by our names how tf am i supposed to just "wake up" and "put on my makeup" and "go to work"

they want you to believe that the infamous Epstein list that they constantly referred to and said was on their desk was a piece of paper that just said JEFFREY EPSTEIN in really big font

He’s being really stupid here but I’m sorry I think we’re losing a very important thread, viz., WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE SOMEONE SET THE BG3 CHARACTER GENERATOR TO RANDOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIS BEARD

if i see any post expressing less than debilitating thirst for robert redford i am calling your boss

finally seeing my partner again this week; i am going to get fucking snuggled and see a mountain goats show. life is good

I have so much respect when I listen to or watch something where the host just simply doesn't mention the fact that Neck Guy died. Like "yeah idk what you want this is a podcast about soups and that guy really had nothing to do with our whole deal, this shit was brought to you by ground news"

for reasons of Being Trans Online During Some Novel Horrors, I am currently a little heavier on the opsec than usual, which is why the selfies all got pruned and the pfp is back to Fumino from "We Never Learn" realizing that shit is going down