fuck it i am moving to france

"your passport says you're 5'7" but you were 1'8" when you were born so that's what we're listing" this is what that sounds like

BREAKING: The Supreme Court will allow the Trump administration to enforce its anti-trans and anti-nonbinary passport policy during litigation. The unsigned, four-paragraph order effectively reverses two lower-court decisions. The Democratic appointees dissent. More to come: www.lawdork.com

Well. My legal name is changed. I have obliterated the last speck of my deadname from my life, along with the last shred of the evidence of my marriage. Hmm.

there's definitely an essay in this, about how this entire generation of right wingers have spent their entire career smashing the drywall and kicking the legs out from under polite society, seemingly so sheltered that they honestly never considered that it might end up affecting them too

If you believe in the statement “our society needs government in part by one party that advances and trumpets policies that hurt people—so long as that party believes in democracy” then I’m really sorry to be rude, but maybe shut up unless the government is trying to ruin your life like it is mine.

vendors at work are referring to me as "malwhere" in conversations and documentation hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah

I know this makes me a radical gender freak but I think there should be universal free transition healthcare and your GP should have to actively encourage you to think about trying it if literally any part of you wants to, starting at age ~13.

this bitch said "impmort uuid"

[girl who stopped taking spiro voice]: "why am I hungry all the time? I'm so hungery lately and I have no idea what could be causing it. This fucking hunger came out of NOWHERE, girlypop. You know what's weird is that I'm SO HUNGRY all the time now. I'm gonna eat a fucjking building in Hungary"

nintendo shamecube

Dude my life rules now. I have an amazing girlfriend and a bunch of cool trans friends and metas. I sleep in a big dog bed and my social calendar is full of airplane flights and kink events run by people who know what they’re doing. I have tits. And so forth

Zohran says you’re trans now

So many times SO MANY TIMES I have said I don't trust any politician who throws trans people and immigrants under the bus. Look at this dude. LOOK AT THIS. He's here for ALL OF US. There is NO EXCUSE for any politician who doesn't step up like this. No excuse.

As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed. The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.

I just realized that I need to find something witchy and sexy to wear to this party that's coming up and got the biggest dumbest grin on my face. I got EXCITED. because I NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO WEAR. To show off my body. This, too, can happen to you if you just take the fucking estrogen

I remember when planes used to fall out of the fucking sky a lot less often

God, he is so fucking good at this

absolutely 360 no-scoped by a cis woman friend of mine who asked me at dinner last night "so have you started getting into women's fashion much yet?" 💀

The reviews are in on my oldest and dearest friends hearing my boy voice: “Wow that’s unsettling” “I forgot that you sounded like that” “Don’t”

if you, too, look like a slightly taller Aubrey Plaza and want to aloofly wife me and secretly run my wildly successful high-profile political campaign, my DMs are uhhhh open

I was on some of my most extreme “I took photography classes” bullshit when I took this picture of some cheese. But I’m honestly pretty happy with this composition and lighting.

i'll post my web search history with my whole chest, but let me tell you fuckers something: a woman's search for available domains to register is between her and god

being a trans woman online is so cool. people either jerk off to how hot you are or they jerk off to how much they hate you, but either way they don't tip

some of you still think it matters if the ghouls who run the government know that they’re full of shit or if they’re just stupid, and I’m here to tell you that any time you spend focused on this distinction is a victory for them

I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson. I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.

guy who has sex with you, finishes but leaves you hanging, and then just puts on his clothes and leaves call that "nuts and bolts"

Something I do honestly miss about living as a twentysomething man is how I would go visit my guy friends who lived far away and the first thing I would do when I saw them was yell "what's up, asshole?" and then hug them while slapping them in the back like 12 times as hard as I could

Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic party. The future of the Democratic party is a deeply uncharismatic guy mumbling "well we'll see what voters have to say about that in 2047" before voting with Trump 80% of the time

She isn’t wearing makeup and hasn’t showered or shaved today and has even been on a fuckin’ airplane. Tell her she’s pretty

estrogen is powerful

I had such a nice weekend that I didn’t even take any pictures; it was just magical. but also, in true Mallory Sticks The Landing fashion, I walked straight into a cactus last night

when you’re not wearing makeup and you haven’t showered or shaved and you still get ma’amed that’s a huge fucking W i think

Go fuck yourself

allow your brain to be flambéed by learning how to correctly pronounce words in Polish

as a woman, I keep a significant amount of the global supply of sex in the trunk of my car I meet up with the other ladies at the auxiliary and we decide how much sex to release into the global supply in order to balance sex inflation against sex deficit spending

I Saw The TV Glow is a great movie if you want roughly the experience of watching a slasher movie that perfectly depicts a brutal assault that you personally experienced and almost didn’t survive

our government wants to kill every trans child in this country and if that doesn’t radicalize you I don’t know what can

BOO! happy out of touch thursday 🎃

average may skeet

I wonder if the mobilization of an entire political party toward the goal of making me a second-class citizen and stripping me of civil rights and lifesaving healthcare might explain why I do not feel like sweetly explaining to every so-called moderate ally that my rights matter as much as theirs do

transition w: instagram has stopped serving me ads for tactical wallets and started serving me ads for leggings it still advertises niche handheld video game emulator consoles to me but it now does so with the text “DON’T LET YOUR BOYFRIEND BUY ONE OF THESE” lmao

Great question. During the George W. Bush administration, congress passed a law which mandates that if any US soldier or elected official is ever brought to The Hague for war crimes, the president becomes congressionally authorized to take military action against the Netherlands to get them back

Today’s injection hurt like hell, I almost passed out 👍

The arch linux discord literally has more trans-related reacts than the voice training discord

I imagine this is what being born in 2025 feels like

I think I might post more photos on here, just occasionally. I took this in Munich in 2024 and I’m really pleased with how the color and composition came together.

this whole article is BONKERS. men are so far from okay that I think it's fair to say that a significant proportion of them are experiencing what you'd almost have to call a mass psychotic break www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...