the only "trans" anyone should be worried about are transition lenses

I blurred my ankle hiking in the void last year, sometimes it's still a little out of focus

Bnoches everybody

A guy tried to walk into the president's house with a gun today

thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her mom’s kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol

we're all talking about the good old days of online, when you really had to get in the trenches, acting like it was a wartime siege to be exposed to "Groverhaus," meanwhile gen alpha is almost universally getting molested on Roblox and dodging 09A networks

every time a youtube video has a question for a title i say i don't know and keep looking

this is just me with each successive special interest

An interesting side note to this story: According to this, this incident went viral because the kid who got punched was wearing Meta smart glasses at school, for which he (1) also got suspended and (2) made himself rather awkwardly famous.

get in the fucking BMW X3M Comp on HREs, Shinji

this post made me realize i can't see the word "stupids" without thinking of this tweet

Break Seal To Feel Like A Big Horrible Orca

Alysa Liu giving Pokémon gym leader

Every single element of life is either more deadly, more expensive or more inconvenient (often all three) today than it’s been in decades & it’s purely because our robber baron overlords decided to dedicate the entirety of the US apparatus to doing barbaric & culturally suicidal white nationalism

i'm not telling anyone what to do but tbh even ironically engaging in the sudden onslaught of using terms like max and mog feels extremely astroturfed and i'm just not doing it, that shit's a tulpa, man all of it is tulpas you don't have to substantiate the tulpa man

SCL doesn’t ask the public if we want safe transmission lines. SPU doesn’t ask the public if we want safe watermains. Boeing Field doesn’t ask the public if we want a safe runway. WSDOT doesn’t ask the public if we want safe bridges. Why does SDOT put safe streets up for debate?

Tuff

Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert

i've decided not to listen to the audio of a teacher reporting a kindergartender because frankly I don't want to become the person that that event would turn me into. but one thing I hope we are collectively coming to grips with is what it meant that we have lived among such people this whole time

potentially kicking a hornet's nest of annoying people on the internet but god I cannot stand her. I went to a vigil for Renee Good to light a candle and mourn and she was fucking campaigning at it. absolutely vile

lmao

The headline does not convey how completely batshit this story is. The Archive Today (archive.ph etc) admin weaponized the site's captcha to attack a blogger who wrote about them and *altered archived screenshots* as part of the attack. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

Morcellated Morgellons, Batman! This pop is full of HFCS. RFK Jr in the Adam West Batman suit: That's right Robin. The Jizzler wants to keep your sperm count down

DESIGNATION: SCP-8387 ("Room Full of White Boys") OBJECT CLASS: KETER SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: SCP-8387 is to be kept in an unfurnished, unlit basement in a poorly-maintained house just off the campus of the University of [REDACTED]. Entry and exit into the basement (hereafter 8387-1) is st

Found it

2026 has been the haters being proven 100% right over and over and over and over in increasingly direct, grim and comical ways. anyway see you at the AI bubble pop later this year or early next year

Absolutely wild. WSJ reporting that some OpenAI staffers thought the Tumbler Ridge shooter's use of ChatGPT raised the potential of real world violence but leadership decided not to alert RCMP. www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

The Supreme Court ruling has helped the family of one man in particular: the architect of Trump’s tariffs himself. A firm headed by Lutnick’s sons was allowing its traders to purchase the rights to hundreds of millions of dollars of refunds in the event tariffs were struck down. trib.al/JcwQ9MT

taking it to the mill this weekend 🙏

i needed some comedy back in my politics and mgp’s lobbying to be able to kill corolla-sized sea lions is that

I am sorry but this is still the core problem with trying to parse anything he says about tariffs.

I will still be paying the tariffs in protest of the Supreme Court! Who is with me?

Good morning! 🪶

Gorillaz are back so time to resurrect the greatest of all music tweets. We're all out here tryna be The Quietus and she just walks up and zeroes in on the essence.

(sea monster bio) You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

After a spot of pre-dinner retouching, a lovely new photo of a Myasishchev VM-T Atlant during a flight test with a Buran orbiter test article on its back.

The tech oligarchs pushing AI do not care if you can afford a computer, because they do not truly love the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-hdd...

If you have parents this stupid and you survive to adulthood unscathed physically, you should be legally able to take all their money and put them in a haunted house for their retirement

Let's learn some surprising things about hummingbird tongues. First, as you can see, their tongues are forked & feathery, highly specialized for lapping up their liquid diet of nectar. But it gets weirder up close!

"And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer." -Hans Gruber

it's pretty funny how normalized the codename "deepthroat" was in american culture for so long. you'd just see it pop up in documentaries and news programs like it was nothing strange. and yet the codename was literally referencing the theatrical porno flick "Deep Throat" lol

as others have pointed out, they're using Ted Bundy tactics now. They've switched it up from school shooter style to serial killer style

we’re going back weaving that shit like in apollo

Gentoo penguin...