an australian fan just did a shoey on the big screen and the mariners set off fireworks after he finished it

hows about a little pleasantness

These rich people who block infrastructure to preserve their home values at a massive cost to our society—in cases like this leading directly to fatal accidents—have blood on their hands and should be shunned accordingly. People like this make our country worse every fucking day.

If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked

Hell yeah we did it fam

Spectacular explosion in the Kapotnya refinery in Moscow, Russia. This silo not only exploded but also catapulted the roof of the building into the air.

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Quite something seeing multiple air defence missiles competely miss a slow flying drone while there's a ton of traffic just driving past

Intercept #3553 from NROL-111 (COSMIC TOP SECRET) 1. Bee Parapet 2. Colossal Tantrums 3. Warehouse of Milkshakes

Point blank in broad daylight

the retreat of tedious hasbara talking points from the discourse has been honestly a relief, but it's wild to now hear "iran has a right to defend itself" from our president

Wow damn RIP to SLC-6; you were very large www.vandenberg.spaceforce.mil/News/Article...

This Anthropic/White House spat is funny. Anthropic spent months declaring that its model is so powerful at finding bugs it threatens the world's digital infrastructure. The WH says OK it's banned then Now Anthropic and its allies have to say actually you know it isn't "uniquely good" at that stuff

the dumocrats are obsessing over a little "pond scum" while the greatest president we ever had completely reshapes the "fertile crescent." they will never learn!!!?

Accidentally trained a crow to wake me up at 9:30 for peanuts

feeding the crows dry-aged ribeye trimmings

Pain is ouchies entering the body

cmon cmon it’s right there

On nuclear issues, ¶8 reads like a watered-down version of the JCPOA, just a lot more expernsive ¶6,7 than in 2015. Overall, not as good as the JCPOA Trump walked away from, still better than the deal he would have gotten after another year of fighting. Take the L, move on.

What would it take at this late date for me to run in the Alaska Senate race. I am serious.

A24's Router Box fall 2027

No bigger indictment of the Democratic Party than that so many of its most prominent members are more vocally opposed to peace with Iran than they were to the war

Good morning! 🪶

Graham Linehan grappling with conceptual philosophy

• first, you'll want to throw the hospital door open • once inside, ask the nurse for directions • continue until the doctor— damnit accidentally picked a j kenji lopez+alt+del recipe again

unbelievable. this is my service anthrax. do you know hard it is to get vests that small

this is an old clip so you dont have to post about how some autistic people are able to do those things in the way that makes it extremely clear you still view the ones who can't as subhuman, you can just find your post from last time and retweet it

dawg that’s a fucking crazy thing to say

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Even tangential support of today’s GOP is some nazi shit. Like Democratic senators smiling & posing with Republican senators the other day in seersucker suits is unforgivable monster shit.

Repeat after me: I am not wetter than Slavoj Zizek. I am not wetter than Peter Thiel. I am not wetter than Jamelle Bouie. I am not wetter than George Santos. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be wetter than I am.

america is an ideal worth fighting for

A Blue Jay and a male Baltimore Oriole battle in a Cottonwood tree. The Blue Jay looks to have the upper hand (upper wing?) here, but was eventually chased off by the Baltimore Oriole.

here's a fun fact: that's their rump economy after 60 years of siege warfare and embargo. the fully-US-underwritten-and-subsidized israeli gdp is about 700B. if we actually go through with these reparations and remove all sanctions this could change a lot of things

Every search bar being turned into an "ask AI" button while destroying the actual search function is pushing me over the edge. Why the fuck would I want to ASK my EMAIL a QUESTION? Show me the damn emails that match the search in chronological order NOW

Trump appeared at the Libertarian National Convention in 2024 in front of a sign that said this, it was the convention's theme

the feds are coming in hard in Minneapolis today it looks like, targeting legal observers. I heard this from a friend there: "An alert was just posted to lock your doors and don’t open them for ICE/officials without a signed warrant. Twin Cities Legal observers’ homes are being raided... [cont'd]

i was wrong yesterday. i snidely said that surrendering to iran was the only good thing this guy has done. assuming this deal holds (and seeing the terms i suspect a vast array of forces will align against this) it's genuinely an unalloyed good. we have been immiserating these people for too long

what the fucking fuck

First off, I didn't throw "some bug" at you. I threw my specially trained war scorpion. Secondly, please give it back.

Watching my new nostepinne style yarn winder is mesmerizing 🤩💫🌈

the uk should be banning social media for middle aged people. look what a simple web forum called "mums net" did to those bog apes. their yakubian brains can't handle it

Look, I’m not advocating for violence but if something like this had happened to Nick Shirley a few years ago Metro Surge may not have even happened.

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

people who are easily swayed by a woman making dreamworks faces over click bait text in short form video

the monument to the conquerors of space is a titanium statue taller than the statue of liberty, portraying a rocket atop a plume. because soviets kept everything about the space program secret, they could not portray the actual vostok, so they stuck a representation of the V-2 on top.

it’s 2012, you’re dating a girl that is into KONY, you’re about to take a bit into a thick burger with a side of truffle fries. one dank ass IPA please, extra hoppy sir

If Iran somehow actually gets a muzzle put on Israel then they should get a Nobel Peace Prize. If somehow someway the US restrains Israel, due to Iranian resistance, from now on it would be the first serious step in the "middle east peace process" in many years.