If it sounds like a squeaky dog toy, then it's a good bet it's Flickers! Female Northern flicker, left, with her daughter from this year. #birds

just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car he was married at the time

im always amused by these stories because you can go to these guys' social media profiles and see a good portion of that 996 is spent fucking around online. because that's the thing, real "knowledge work" isn't something can be done 70+ hours per week sustainably

Larry Summers is the world’s most pathetic loser. How does this being released not humiliate him into suicide? Jesus christ

From: Larry Summers Subject: Thought Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey? From: Jeffrey Epstein Subject: ❗ Re: Thought impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .

Jeffrey Epstein sitting in Professor X's Cerebro helmet to locate every sex offender on the planet and broadcast to them a single global telepathic pulse that says "i,,m the .email pedaphole"

Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?

Some lady had a problem with the "It's okay to punch nazis" sticker on my water bottle and then she turned around to exit and clipped the doorframe and dropped her chicken tenders and fries all over the place and a dog ate it

Remember when some guy killed a far right provocateur and every major right wing presence was calling for the Democratic Party to be labeled a terrorist organization and disbanded? If you are asking for less to be done to the party that doubles as a sex trafficking ring you are unequal to the moment

Quick timelapse of part of the Northern lights from SkyCam last night.

This is so funny bc YPG is basically a group that is only controversial to Turkey. The US backs them on and off. They spent a lot of time fighting ISIS. I guess Kojima fears the Grey Wolves

You: Ugh, this migraine is killing me. I’m going to take excedrin Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor

The sun right now:

Green-crowned Brilliant #hummingbird at Catarata del Toro #CostaRica #birds #nature

Chucking a pic in the thread for posterity (from www.kentonline.co.uk/sheerness/ne... )

I’ve seen this shared several times with the header and footer not visible, so you can’t see the artists’s name. Credit: Leo the Alien — alienyrox on redbubble and other platforms.

when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky

#alaskasky from Denali, 64°N, never seen so much pink and red

Joyce Carol Oates has inspired legions via @maiamindel.bsky.social

no joy tonight but I saw them the other day

I think it’s now safe to call this race. Progressive urban planner Katie Wilson defeats centrist incumbent Bruce Harrell and will become Seattle’s next mayor.

can't stop laughing at this. I love that the egret sets off the blind spot monitor

they're taking me on field trips to superfun sites 🤩

Wow, looks like you are a real go getter— Nobody understands the power of your unlimitable mind, you are truly the godseed— Take the cops gun and make reality bend to your unstoppable will— You are googy, strong and way. Sorry, I will correct my database to show that bullets hurt your body

Brains of the Mentality Masters II: The Cognito Protocol

It's a really good marketing strategy for your robot to make sure anyone who sees you near one thinks "oh he's probably just an unstoppable pedophile"

probably in a tern lane

I love Home Assistant because when you wanna do something you'll find a YouTube video of a really excited 63 year old dutch guy who is very excited to share a YAML file.

Elon Musk crawled out from hiding for months to mumble "I smell white wombs that need filling" but a waiting exterminator sprayed him with poison gas and left him quite dead. It is unknown if the billionaire, who can flatten to 2mm to fit into tight spaces, had already laid eggs under the baseboard.

Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari of Arizona’s 3rd District describes the “horrific conditions” she witnessed inside the Eloy ICE Detention Center near Phoenix — including a leukemia patient “vomiting blood,” detained in February and forced to wait eight months before finally seeing an oncologist...

Dog not included

One of the funner moments from my South Africa trip occurred when these two little borbs decided to chase each other on the edge a lagoon. (They're Black Crakes, btw.)

be there or be square! me:

anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle

Sam, it's me. Cream Canman. Just wanted to make sure you were staying frothy out there. Come see me and I'll be able to teach you a thing or two about using your DoLLOP device.

Sheesh zeteo.com/p/senate-dem...

Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen

dude I don't want to negotiate my insurance. I'm fucking busy all day I'm working get few money

Elon I heard Joy Carol Oates say she’s never seen you drink a thermometer. She’s saying you haven’t even ingested one temperature.

they are able to peel back the ACA because its a shitty half measure but if we had gotten real universal healthcare instead no one would dare touch it because literally everybody on all sides would flip out. one more reason why Democratic incrementalism and "pragmatism" is fucking stupid !!!!!

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

It wasn’t 8 democrats. It was all of them. Never forget this. They decided to sell you out because they want to go on vacation and don’t want their flights delayed. They don’t care if you die. They will never fight for you.

It might help your mental health to remind yourself that anybody you see still defending Democrats after shit like this have basically the same brain as the guys who still send emails trying to get Zack Snyder put back in charge of the DC movies. Strange, sad brains not worth your anger.

I'm not worried about Trump. The Democrats have proven that the president does not have the power to make large changes. There will be some incremental tinkering with numbers at the margins, but mostly it will be business as usual. The ship of state turns slowly.