To all who celebrate

"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves

The rehash of American reaction will be the America Firsters. Like the original Firsters, the new crew is going to be more openly anti-semitic than the current GOP. They'll pretend to be anti-war, like Trump did, and it will be a lie, just like with Trump.

Pretty lousy day today. I picked up my yard after work and found some morel mushrooms tho. Little things like that can give a little healing

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

If you’ve never called your congressional reps before, do it right now.

Jesus fucking christ, the President is threatening genocidal war crimes

Trump appeals to his core supporters because he's the guy who will say, "You know what, I WILL build the entire plane out of the same metal they use to make black boxes, thank you for your attention to this matter!" They eat this up because the stupid ideas *look* audacious.

I know we get tired of calling and writing our reps but they do pay attention to what their constituents are saying. Trump is clearly in a dangerous state. If he uses a nuke, even a "tactical nuke", we're done. The war crimes he is threatening are also atrocitious. Cook the pig.

Tough loss to the Nats tonight, blew a 3 run lead late. But Jordan Walker is starting to look like a 🔥dangerous🔥 man at the plate. (And an 👌OK👌 one in the field)

Ryne Stanek? More like Ryne Stanky

A year ago I said someone should do Frinkiac for King of the Hill. Well @standard.bsky.social went and DID IT boompane.ordoliberal.com

Heroic journalists are attending the 2nd annual “outlaw unfavorable news banquet” but wearing pins saying “lets be fair to all sides” in an act of cunning subversion

I've been wondering about this for years. I'm gonna sound all hippy lib here but there is a deep need for a reckoning with this era, punishment of the criminals, and some type of closure and healing. I am doubtful we get a fraction of what is needed.

there have to be consequences! for all our sakes. it's very urgent. and the people of iran are doing more for you right now, long term, than, e.g., most if not all members of congress

NYT headline: A four year old girl claims she is a doctor, and uses a toy stethoscope to listen to her doll's heartbeat. Experts are skeptical about her credentials.

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Well that's assuming the Democrats want to impeach and remove Trump. Knowing their treacherous asses I doubt they would do it if they held every seat in congress.

Hegseth has said the US is going to "take no prisoners" ie execute anyone captured. Now Iran might end up with a US pow. The Trump cretins are too stupid to realize the main reason countries sign on to agreements like the Geneva Conventions is to protect their own soldiers.

Good night. Happy Friday. Here’s a bird that is a whole sound department.

Please Mr. President, cancel all of my doctor appointments to buy a piece of a missile. I want my money to have at least a small part in killing some guy on his way to work

Birthright citizenship argument happening on Passover is kind of wild/appropriate. Gd hates slavery, chag sameach.

Trans Women: *sees womanhood as empowering and exists as a woman privately and publicly* Conservative men into bimbofication: *sees womanhood as demeaning and deploys it it solely for sexual gratification* Cis people: Ah yes, these two are exactly the same!

Go home GI, your edgelord era got indexed by the Wayback Machine and a grad student is writing about you Your girlfriend started following Hasan Piker, GI GI, your meme coinS dropped 80% in value because the president’s son rug pulled you GI

10 more years of this uninterrupted and we'll have gas chambers too

This #WomensHistoryMonth, we uplift women whose expertise isn’t optional — it’s essential. In a moment when women’s voices are questioned, sidelined, or politicized, we’re reminding the world: our lived experience is leadership. Our insight drives strategy. Our voices build power.

Cardinals right fielder Jordan Walker showed a glimpse of what his offseason adjustments can bring with a powerful day that included three hits and a three-run homer.

I'd wager this list is gendered too, the trucks are for the fellas and the suv's are for the ladies

I'll be accused of "purity testing" but just for future reference one impurity I will never swallow is genocide. The Democratic Party can get that thru their heads right now. I will not accept a less bad genocide either. And I shouldn't even have to say this.

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Platner to newspaper: I loved shooting the fuck out of Iraqis, burning their bodies, and trolling people about it with my blackwater hat. Plus I got cheered on for it when I came home. Awesome experience. Killing is 👍 Guy who usually hates all that stuff: So all you guys have is the tattoo huh

Cards drop today's game to the Rays, but win the opening series. Lot of encouraging signs in this very young season. The bullpen and Dustin May need to sharpen, and I expect they will. We'll see how the birds fare against a more formidable opponent with the Mets coming to town tomorrow for three.

Jordan Walker 3 run BOMB 💣. Were the reports of his demise an exaggeration?!

#NoKingsBoston had a roped off area, in memoriam. Tens of thousands of people walking the Boston Common, and yet everyone was respecting this space. #NoKings

Personally, if I was the Minnesota Democratic Party (DFL) I would use the people's righteous rage to crush the fascist Republican Party in my state forever. The Democrats won't tho, because they don't want to.

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HIS NAME IS JJ WETHERHOLT 💪

Stinky Stanek. Guy looks stiff as board throwing, like a teeter-totter. Poor control

Jordan Walker's at bats are much improved so far in this young season.

Nationals fans starting to accept the fate of having Miles Mikolas pitch for them.

i can not stress enough that we need to rip the confederates out of our country by the root. it won't be pretty but it is beyond time and absolutely necessary to do so if we want to keep pretending to be a democracy.

Only at CPAC can you buy a "make America godly again" bumper sticker before listening to a speech from a guy who paid a 17yr old for sex

Elon doesn't like it that comedy is legal again, and legal is comedy too.

MASSIVE WIN: no one wants to live in the united states anymore

I think that was the best opening day game I've ever seen! Incredible. Down 7-1 in the 6th inning and put up 8 of their own in the home half to retake the lead.

ALEC FUCKING BURLESON (AKA MR BISCUITS) 💣💣💣

It is obviously true and has been true for a long time that Gaza is the ur-issue of our times, the issue through which almost every other horrifying crime against humanity can be understood. Understanding it with moral clarity if key and people who are 'bad on Gaza' are bad on everything else.