This is really, really good.

We are so back! I never doubted them for a second 😁🤥

Republicans are never beating the allegations.

They still ended up blowing this one, complete shitshow. Bad teams lose these games. The morass of 2023-present has proven hard to get free of.

As I look out at the disaster that is 2026 USA, I feel obligated remind the ingrates whose lives my economic doctrines have wrecked how very lucky they are.

NOW JORDAN WALKER HAS DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE TOO OMDFGGGGGGGGGG TIE BALLGAME!!!

ALEC BURLESON DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE (gets a hit with RISP)

It's over, invoke the mercy rule.

Insurmountable lead for the Rangers already, threatening for more.

You can eat hot dogs and watch fireworks but don’t act like America is somehow better than Trump, he won 2 elections.

Cardinals won the Cubs series but their offense shows no signs of resuscitation. They are near flatlining.

My god, Octavia Butler, just miss ONCE

OK centrists, how does Chuck Schumer marching with Bezalel Smotrich fit in to the "horseshoe theory"? I wish Mamdani would have had Smotrich arrested. Maduro is a lightweight compared to this monster.

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Love this

It's starting to feel a lot like second half 2025 for my beloved Cardinals. Anemic offense, crumbling pitching, general sloppy play. I hope to be proven wrong but if they lose to the Cubs tomorrow I'm declaring It's Over until further notice.

There's only one thing that will close the Gates of Hell, which were opened in 2016. The Cardinals have to win the World Series, restoring the natural order disrupted by the unholy Cubs WS win.

You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please!

The big unions haven't much adapted to the current times. Labor must change its methods to survive, such as when the UAW workers started using the sitdown strike. A passive, ossified labor movement can't fight fascism.

Busch Stadium loves Nelson Velázquez already 🫶

Nobody ever likes what I think are my finest jokes. I'm probably one of those geniuses who will be appreciated posthumously. "Yummunist Mani-breakfasto" is gonna kill in the second half of this century.

If Akira Kurosawa had a paper route

amazing this is not a skit

happy birthday america, i got you the corpse of a 30 year old one hit wonder shuffling around in front of a fight pit next to a giant hole in the ground that used to be the east wing all at the pleasure of an octogenarian rapist with dementia

You know the fucking Democrats are going to fire her and apologize to Stephen Miller for this slight breach of civility. She'll ruin their brand as contemptible doormats!

All these jingles are great but Allegra's is my fav, so cheerful! It's great to get the people involved, even to a small degree, and to help get the word out. Plus this country needs some joy after 10 years of Trump's rancid Klan ass.

lmao

I've been seeing truly insane takes saying it's better to have a Friday off 3 day weekend than a Monday off. Madness. Mondays always suck, good to get one off. Fridays are always chill, best day to have to work. Plus with Monday off you come back after the long weekend to a 4 day week. Case closed!

what has me the most excited about ai is how all the companies using it to make their businesses more efficient will soon be passing the cost savings right down to me, the consumer

Riley "Houdini" O'Brien 🥶

Justin Bruihl into the game, inexplicable why he is a major league player.

I'm figuring on buying one of those sharp Cardinals city connects this season. Considering several players, but Jordan Walker is the strong favorite rn. Dude's turnaround is incredible. 😍

Don’t tell me the flotilla does nothing. The flotilla pressures international governments to act against Israel in unprecedented ways like banning their leaders when the evidence of the brutal sadistic abuse of international citizens by Israel breaks international consciousness.

$9-billion taxpayer transfer to a $5 trillion company for US spy agencies to go all in on AI. NYT doesn't include a single critical word from a privacy or civil liberties expert. Just a don't-worry-about-it assurance at the end. Also: Anthropic is not our friend. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/22/u...

When I was a kid and got a splinter stuck in my finger, my grandma would put this stuff on it with a bandaid. Usually it worked. I used some today and noticed it's "homeopathic" ie quack medicine. I thought homeopathy was super diluted stuff? Anyway I still think it works.

How will he afford the Trump phone or more stupid hats?

Matthew Libertore looking sharp tonight. Season high in Ks thru 3.

this is a masterpiece

there's a reason this question is being posed by Fanduel Sportsbook. if you answered B, they're advertising to you

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

Yes, I want to see most or perhaps all of these scumbags in prison. But I gotta be honest: I look at the Democratic Party and I don't see more than a handful of people with the integrity and fortitude to make that happen.

Cardinals fanbase gets these cutesy little gibes constantly, but it's evidently a real cheap shot to do it to anybody else. Seems to me this Nazi shit is a big problem that shouldn't be made light of, ever.

Everyone loses here. Every single person alive. As long as we continue to erase history in the name of a social construct that serves no other purpose than feeding people to the human exploitation complex.

Sending out my Johel Pozo apology forms right about now 😎. My man

Today marks Nakba Day, an annual day of remembrance to commemorate the expulsion of more than 700,000 Palestinians between 1947 and 1949 during the creation of the State of Israel and the year that followed.   Inea is a New Yorker and a Nakba survivor. She shared her story with us.

Cardinals somehow come up with two runs with two outs in the top of the 9th. Now to see if O'Brien can save it. They are giving me gray hair! 😭

On #tdih in 1970, a confrontation began between Jackson State University students and local police, leading to the police opening fire on the crowd, firing more than 460 shots, killing two youths and wounding a dozen more. The murders took place just ten days after the Kent State Massacre.

Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.