I do love the internet

Jesus christ abcnews.go.com/amp/US/2-sho...

Happy 5th anniversary to ChaseDreams' sophomore album.

Given the prices on most delivery apps, this isn't surprising. Not a big deal when you live walking distance from several amazing pizza spots, but not so good if you don't!

criterion edition of CHICKEN RUN when

Yes, my last day of work before being fully on vacation is going great, why do you ask?

I wrote about Rob Reiner: www.vulture.com/article/rob-...

Gonna be updating the pitch circuit for the new year so if you’re in the market for good culture writing about tv/movies/books/games/strange happenings, let me know!

did it in four words hemmingway

Hey folks 👋 I'm the reporter who revealed immigration agents detained 170+ citizens this year My fellowship w/ProPublica has been incredible, but it wraps January. I'm looking for my next gig. Please reach out to share leads & opportunities! [email protected] www.propublica.org/people/nicol...

Still haunted by the fact that I didn't manage to snag a Baja Blast pie this Thanksgiving. They ran out too fast!

if any of you spent even a fraction of the time you spend complaining about paywalls on hating billionaires instead, and pushing for legislation that stops them from destroying every creative industry, it might not change anything, but you *would* become a better person.

This is probably of no interest to anyone but me, but I am FINALLY taking some time off in two weeks and am very excited to actually have time to paint! 🥹

"I see that you are advertising for your restaurant in the town square. How DARE you not give me the full meal for free?!"

Hey chat, is it true that art should serve the same purpose as a college thesis paper?

I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!

Hello! I am excited to finally announce the details of my new podcast. Introducing The Union Bug—a podcast by workers, for workers. Premiering Jan 2.

Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck

We've read this story at least five times by now. The man has released four TV specials since 2017, one of which was filmed at a sold-out MSG show. His first "comeback" was a stand-up show less than a year after the allegations broke. What are we doing here? What is the point?

*gets out of bed* parkour

As with every Thanksgiving, the only thing getting me through my work this week is the thought of watching all three LOTR extended editions while cooking loads of indulgent food.

Mark Kelly stop blowing up my phone challenge!!!

Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!

Tell me your imagination stopped developing at age 12 without telling me your imagine stopped developing at age 12.

Has anyone here managed to force and/or trick themselves into becoming a morning person? If so, how did you do that?

You know, therapy is actually a lot cheaper and less time consuming...

I went to Netflix House and had a very weird time, you can read about it here slate.com/culture/2025...

Really unfortunate day to have a dog you often call "Bubba."

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2: Andy Sachs comes back to Runway not as an editorial staffer, but as a union organizer.

Do you ever read a headline and just know the writer was sweaty?

While we're at it, let's also all remember that underage girls are not "young women." They are children.

Because this is what we all want. To spend our time haggling with insurance companies for the best deal.

A govt shutdown is like a strike in the sense that before you start it you MUST have a concrete idea of what your leverage is and what will cause your opponent to fold. Ironically the Dems' strongest leverage point was probably "fucked up Thanksgiving travel" and they folded just before it came.

just a reminder that the 8 Dems who folded need to vote again later in the week (thanks to dumb senate procedure, unsurprisingly) light their phones up tomorrow at 9AM

Escape from L.A. because of this scene specifically. www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3HO...

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

Where the fuck is Cornyn?

i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.

Oh the FSAs. The FSAs where you have to pay and get reimbursed. So you're paying twice. And have to keep track of receipts and take time to apply. And assume you'll get the reimbursement from the federal offices they gutted. And the reimbursement doesn't include the taxes you paid. Those FSAs?

Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542 Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224 King (ME) 202 224-5344 Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324 Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152 Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521 Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841 Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451 Masto (NV) 202 224-3542 Warner (VA) 202 224-2023

Following up on this. This remains a ‘cave is minutes or hours away’ situation. If you want to impact how this plays out you need to contact senators literally now. I want to add additional points of context. What I’m relaying is what I’ve picked up from highly reliable sources.

As a freelancer, I am very excited for when this federal money lands in my completely nonexistent FSA 😀

Hard to think of anything in media that regularly brings me as much pure joy anymore as the headline in The New York Times' Trilobites section.

Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.

Ah yes, the "heyday" when barely anyone talked about the publication!

Just saying, if you go vote for mayor today you get a special Halloween themed sticker!

me, too, and yet 😭