squirrel guy from August who i just got around to pulling off of my camera

told you there’d be an update some folks on the path pointed her out and luckily i had the long lens

“Yesterday, though, we heard the king of farts/ It smelled as sweet as honey tarts” - Mozart if he had Bluesky back then (but said this actually to his mom instead)

Fuck fascists. Here’s some goslings

getting cooked on this app (MyChart)

Nothing better happen to Werner Herzog I cannot lose him and Lynch in the same god awful year that is 2025

My stubbornness has one positive trait

Sunset view from my evening walk

If you are a video game nerd trying to improve your health get a CGM and gamify every thing you do in your day to see how it affects your blood glucose

My first ever real pepperoni pizza (I even made it myself)

Elvis Costello+goose hang out night

Injured and sick chickens get the royal laundry room treatment. Live mealworms, scrambled eggs and oatmeal.

58th consecutive 36 hour water fast today has suspiciously easy 🤔 usually by this time of night I’m pretty gassed.

Vet came out to help this little lady with a joint infection

New cabinets installed

Trying to undo 30 years of vegetarianism by flirting with adding back a small amount of meat in my diet every so often and it’s not going so great. What are some good gateway meats? (Did not care for bacon and struggled with meatballs)

What my phone sees when I watch a TikTok recipe video over and over trying to figure out the ingredients

Zero reason to repost that video or gif. Absolutely zero. Don’t be that person.

If people are naturally skinny and never struggled to lose weight, ignore their goofy opinions on GLP-1 drugs. (And weight loss in general)

Just sittin here on a sunday morn remembering the time i went to an open house in the bay area for a rental and the owner was the creator of java or one of them and she quizzed me on java and i said i really only knew python well and she rejected my application on the spot rip

I hope something brings you as much joy today as this goose in his freshly filled pool

Preen o’clock

Happy September!

How we put the geese to bed at night (we just ask them)

Might I propose “Skinhead Stomp” by Camper Van Beethoven (good ska)

My new shop door needed a bright and cheery color

sunday morning shot, countershot post-chores, keeping @jjco.bsky.social company while she fills goose pools

Thank god my being boring will eventually pay off

POV: you’re a bowl of kale 🥬

Just had a knock down drag out fight with United Healthcare over $28 they stole from me that resulted in me threatening to contact the Oregon Attorney General and they are in violation of our state escheatment laws, and they said yeah they know but they only follow FEDERAL laws LMAOOOOOOOOOOO ☠️💀🪦

i feel like chicken bumblefoot treatment tonite

A couple pics from my “stupid daily mental health driveway walk” taken from my driveway (where I also helped a little fledgling not fly out into the road)

B’frog

Dirty beak

Meatmaker minerals YUMMMMMMM

Impromptu Brunch with a giant troll at Border Söder

Sunset with muh boys

Breaking fast meal: carrot zucchini waffles with pistachio and cashew butter, protein bagel chips with honey salmon dip and a matcha latte with a bunch of supplements in it

Flicker time

June Carter Cash the goose hot day cooldown

99 outside = piggy pool day

I’ve lost 20 lbs in 6 weeks and more importantly fixed a bunch of blood tests trending in a not great direction and have finally learned that you can actually be not completely miserable and even eat foods you actually enjoy with one weird trick. (Doctors hate me.) (Actually they don’t)

Homemade lunch while on a health journey: vegetable Japanese curry on brown rice with broiled cheese, pickled radish and sautéed bok choy, red tea from resin

does airplane bluesky know about Sky Team? i feel like airplane bluesky should know about Sky Team

This goofy guy (Archie)

I am really slacking on canning season this year. Gotta get it into gear Here’s what I made last season: 1. Red hot cinnamon apple slices- take out the cloves next time! 2. Caramel coffee apple jam 3. Oktoberfest mustard 4. Pizza sauce 5. Lemon curd (More in comments )

A Michelin star recipe: 1 egg, 1 TB DUKES mayo (kewpie in a pinch). Whisk until combined. Microwave 50 seconds. Put that lil fluffy guy it on a piece of toast with hot sauce of your choice.

I like to use all natural security systems